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"Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-19-2006, 07:41 AM
Dear ones, I have new and somewhat disturbing information regarding those lost souls who identify as LaVeyan Satanist. If one braves their boards - in an attempt to bring them the message of Christ's Gift of Eternal Life© - one will see strange posts whereby they say the words "fluffy bunny" (or the plural "bunnies", if they are addressing two or more of their comrades; an exciting event within any satanic forum, ie having more than two people online at any given time). The secret language of the damned is mysterious to say the least, but I believe that after much prayer I have indeed cracked their blasphemous bunny code.
They say dog owners look like their dogs; is it possible LV Satanists look like that which they sacrifice (or perhaps honour, in addition to their Dark Lord)?
It would appear that the inverted pentagram - with only five points, a poor man's version of the devillish JOO star of David - isn't actually representative of a randy old goat after all; what we thought were horns are in fact rabbit ears, as demonstrated above.
And for all their Hell-inducing faults, there aren't many youngsters more earnest than the budding LaVeyan ...
... perhaps there is hope for them after all, if we can somehow appeal to their fluffy little minds? However, I don't hold much hope for those satanists who play dress-up with their mum's tablecloth - a sure sign they are beyond redemption.
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-19-2006, 10:06 AM
Well, I must say, this is a new one. I always thought LV-an Satanists worshipped themselves.
So is the bunny meant to represent themselves or something? Or is it an offering? Would they have to kill it and eat it or just feed it and honor it?
*snicker*
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-19-2006, 03:51 PM
What Evil Rodents they are indeed! Just look at those black, staring eyes!
Bless you, Mrs. Rogers, for warning us of this new Occasion of Sin.
PS If we can find the place they all Congregate together, I suggest we Stone them.
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-20-2006, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Well, I must say, this is a new one. I always thought LV-an Satanists worshipped themselves.
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As an unsaved, Christ-hating heathen, you couldn't be expected to know this, but anyone who doesn't worship Jesus in exactly the way He specifies is worshiping the devil by proxy:
Luk 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.
So if you worship a rabbit, or if you worship yourself, whether in the manner of Anton LaVey or that russkie atheist harlot Ayn Rand, you're really worshiping the devil. So it's all the same thing, really.
Also, the satanists tip their hands when they name themselves after any animal that the Old Testament calls unclean.
Finally, I showed Mrs. Rogers' excellent post to my unsaved accountant in an attempt (possibly futile) to keep him from becoming even more unsaved than he is already. He said that you could get a spiked collar like that rather inexpensively at any homer bondage store in town. That makes me glad I'm not on his Christmas list, but getting back on topic, it just goes to show you the underlying unity of all things that Jesus hates.
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-20-2006, 09:59 PM
Fiddle-faddle. I know all that 'if thou art not an xtian thou art a child of the devil' stuff, that doesn't change the fact that it's in your eyes only.
There are those of us who don't believe that bible nonsense, you know. And I know you'll argue that we still are 'evil by default', and argue that all you like, but that's not the point here.
The point is that not everyone adheres to the codes and strictures of your belief, and my point was that these fluffy bunnies worship themselves.
So yeah...that was my point....I think.
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-20-2006, 11:54 PM
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Fiddle-faddle. I know all that 'if thou art not an xtian thou art a child of the devil' stuff, that doesn't change the fact that it's in your eyes only.
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And eating babies may only be a crime in the eyes of the legal system and all decent people, and not in yours, but it won't stop you being punished for it!
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-21-2006, 11:13 PM
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And eating babies may only be a crime in the eyes of the legal system and all decent people, and not in yours, but it won't stop you being punished for it!
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I have never eaten a baby, BT. Unless you count veal. And you've all eaten veal too from what it sounds like, so that would make you baby-eaters if you counted that.
Honestly! I bring along a baby on a picnic lunch FOR COMPANY and you people instantly assume I'm going to eat it!
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-21-2006, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I have never eaten a baby, BT. Unless you count veal. And you've all eaten veal too from what it sounds like, so that would make you baby-eaters if you counted that.
Honestly! I bring along a baby on a picnic lunch FOR COMPANY and you people instantly assume I'm going to eat it!
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I was going to say that listening to the gurgling of a baby is no-one's idea of stimulating debate with an intellectual equal... then I remembered it's you we're dealing with. Perhaps there is something in your claims after all.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-21-2006, 11:32 PM
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I was going to say that listening to the gurgling of a baby is no-one's idea of stimulating debate with an intellectual equal... then I remembered it's you we're dealing with. Perhaps there is something in your claims after all.
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Of course there is. An airhead like me couldn't possibly converse above the level of a 6-month old baby, could I? old
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-22-2006, 12:00 AM
Frankly, I am shocked that we didn't catch on to the Satanist - Bunny connection years ago . . . case in point:
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-22-2006, 12:19 AM
Right you are Mother G! THIS is clear proof that playboybunny-ism is directly connected to dreadful satanic goth poetry.
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-22-2006, 03:49 AM
Leave it to you, Zeke, to put two and two together and come up with sixty-two.
Playboy bunnies aren't a religion, they are....racy models for the magazines you most likely have stashed under you mattress.
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-22-2006, 05:55 PM
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Playboy bunnies aren't a religion, they are....racy models for the magazines ....
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Since it concerns "M," I'll definitely trust your considerable expertise on that subject.
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-22-2006, 09:38 PM
Well, Mrs Rogers, this be sounding more and more like true EVIL to expose those innocent bunnies to the forces of darkness!! Please tell me they won't be using kitties!
Each of my 230 kitties are precious to me, I don't want them to be in the hands of some slimy satanist!
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-22-2006, 09:42 PM
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Well, Mrs Rogers, this be sounding more and more like true EVIL to expose those innocent bunnies to the forces of darkness!! Please tell me they won't be using kitties!
Each of my 230 kitties are precious to me, I don't want them to be in the hands of some slimy satanist!
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Bah. No one has 230 cats. I know a crazy woman who had fifteen or twenty and they kept multiplying and pooping, multiplying and pooping, multiplying and pooping, mul.....until I put a few bowls of ethylene glycol on the floor in her kitchen.
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-22-2006, 09:45 PM
I do beg your pardon Pastor sir but I do indeed have 230 kitties. Would you like to visit and see them? They do take ever so kindly to visitors. One would think they weren't happy with just me taking care of them . But that couldn't be true, it just couldn't!
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-24-2006, 02:02 PM
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I do beg your pardon Pastor sir but I do indeed have 230 kitties. Would you like to visit and see them? They do take ever so kindly to visitors. One would think they weren't happy with just me taking care of them . But that couldn't be true, it just couldn't!
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A word to the wise ma'am; I wouldn't be talking too much about how many cats you have. There is an unspeakably depraved devil worshiper named Rachael VanHellbound who haunts this godly forum quite frequently. She sacrifices cats to satan by the bucketful, and even drinks their blood when Christian babies can't be found.
We all are praying hard to have Jesus send her to hell just as soon as possible. Better steer clear dear. Clear?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
11-24-2006, 04:33 PM
So many cats! Just beware that cats often lead to witchcraft and we already have an infestation of witches here at Landover... People like Rachael pop out of the woods every so often, babbling about "love" and "peace". A rifle shot or two in the right direction, however, and they take off like a whipped pup. I suggest that you trade in those demon-filled pussies and get dogs. It is a scientifical fact that satan is scared of dogs, so they will help prevent needless temptations!
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
12-04-2006, 10:44 PM
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A word to the wise ma'am; I wouldn't be talking too much about how many cats you have. There is an unspeakably depraved devil worshiper named Rachael VanHellbound who haunts this godly forum quite frequently. She sacrifices cats to satan by the bucketful, and even drinks their blood when Christian babies can't be found.
We all are praying hard to have Jesus send her to hell just as soon as possible. Better steer clear dear. Clear?
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Really? I thought the horrible woman seemed to care about cats.....but I will trust that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a learned man in these matters so I will trust your opinion.
Don't worry, I'll make sure that dreadful girl never comes anywhere near my precious kitties. Thankyou for warning me!
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Re: "Fluffy Bunny": code for LaVeyan Satanist -
12-05-2006, 12:20 AM
Cat Lady, don't listen to that meanie Zeke. I would never harm a cat.
Zeke's the one who eats them, just because the book you all follow doesn't say NOT to eat them.
Trust me, your cats would be safer with me than him!
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