[Hushed_Agony]

Brothers and Sisters of LBC,
I am taking a small journey down to Louisiana to take a job interview with a company in the oil business. This job, (3rd part interview) will not only benefit GWB and our government, but will increase my ability to tithe much more to our Great church. I fly out Thursday, prayers appreciated. And I may be able with the acknowledgement of our great pastors, preach the word of faith to the ignorant nigras, voodoo followers and such, the word and world of our main man....JESUS CHRIST! Lord knows there is much sin around the New Orleans area and their festivals with such nastys runnin' around in the nude and drinkin' speaking ill tongues and no retribution for such. I just wanted to let everyone know in case there is some poor unsaved fool that may need rapped on the knoggin' before they are sent to give their own to LBC.

Matthew 25:14
For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

My goods are of His word, LBC and mine.

1 Thessalonians 1:6
And ye became followers of us, and of the Lord, having received the word in much affliction, with joy of the Holy Ghost.
Amen!

Joshua 22:8
And he spake unto them, saying, Return with much riches unto your tents, and with very much cattle, with silver, and with gold, and with brass, and with iron, and with very much raiment: divide the spoil of your enemies with your brethren.

Will do!

YIC
Hushed

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Son, if you are going anywhere near that refinery in the Sulphur/Lake Charles area you have my prayers!

[Hushed_Agony]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Son, if you are going anywhere near that refinery in the Sulphur/Lake Charles area you have my prayers!

Thank you Pastor Al for the prayers, they are appreciated. I am travelling down around Houma. I should be back this weekend. I am taking along my trusty Louisville, just in case those unwanteds in God's church try and overcome me with their evil ways. I'm going to get the lay of the land and hopefully seek out those sinners who are ready to come to our Saviour's folds. I will give a full update when I return. Take care everyone and I will see you when I get back.

YIC
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[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Hushed_Agony

... I am taking along my trusty Louisville, just in case those unwanteds in God's church try and overcome me with their evil ways...

My poor child. You are quite clearly a few carrots shy of a crudite. Back in the day when the Catholic Church was forced into defending itself against physical transgressions we established a simple doctrine regarding the occasionally imperative art of warfare. This doctrine has found it's way, oddly enough, to the streets of Napoli and Palermo and has been colloquilised something to this effect.


Don't take a knife to a gun fight.


Now be a good boy, put away your 24 ounce toothpick and venture into the land of the less saved armed with the conviction of a believer and the knowledge that our Lord and Saviour will protect you if your heart is pure.


However...


Given what we know of your heart I suggest you take along a nice Beretta...perhaps the double action M9A1 with a fifteen load capacity would be a good place to start. Save a last bullet for yourself as the chances of making it out alive are slim for a cracker like you.



Bless you my future gun crime statistic,
Father Mo

[Hushed_Agony]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

My poor child. You are quite clearly a few carrots shy of a crudite. Back in the day when the Catholic Church was forced into defending itself against physical transgressions we established a simple doctrine regarding the occasionally imperative art of warfare. This doctrine has found it's way, oddly enough, to the streets of Napoli and Palermo and has been colloquilised something to this effect.


Don't take a knife to a gun fight.


Now be a good boy, put away your 24 ounce toothpick and venture into the land of the less saved armed with the conviction of a believer and the knowledge that our Lord and Saviour will protect you if your heart is pure.


However...


Given what we know of your heart I suggest you take along a nice Beretta...perhaps the double action M9A1 with a fifteen load capacity would be a good place to start. Save a last bullet for yourself as the chances of making it out alive are slim for a cracker like you.



Bless you my future gun crime statistic,
Father Mo

Well Mo, I didn't even make it past security with my slugger. TSA stopped that from happening. But anyway, I return unscathed from an ungodly land. Yea, I may be a cracker, but the ole turnip truck didn't just "drop" me off. I did see some fine examples of weaponry while I was down there. It's lookin' pretty good for making the journey to LA a permenant one. And one more thing.....carrot? come on..use something more developed...such as an eggplant? (doesn't even know why he is listening to him in the first place)


YIC
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[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Hushed_Agony

And one more thing.....carrot? come on..use something more developed...such as an eggplant? (doesn't even know why he is listening to him in the first place)

YIC
Hushed

Being a heterosexual man, I didn't even know what a crudite was until just now, when I googled it, and found this:

Originally Posted by The Communist Manifesto

Kosher salt, as needed
1/4 pound green or wax beans, ends trimmed
1 to 2 stalks of broccoli, or 1/2 head cauliflower, trimmed into florets
1/2 pound asparagus, stalks peeled, woody ends trimmed
1/2 pound fresh sugar snap peas
1 fennel bulb, trimmed, sliced vertically into 1/4-inch wedges
1 red bell pepper, trimmed, seeded, and cut into strips
1 yellow bell pepper, trimmed, seeded, and cut strips
1 bunch radishes (about 10) (with greens attached), washed
4 medium carrots, cut into 4-inch-long sticks
1 to 2 small zucchini or summer squash, cut into spears
1 bunch scallions (white and green), trimmed
1 medium cucumber, peeled if waxed, cut into spears
1 cup cherry or grape tomatoes
Curry Dip or "Really" Onion Dip, recipes follow, or sauce of your choice

Note how the very first ingredient on that list is JEW SALT! And yet the Jesuitical pederast considers this "crudite" to be a desirable state. Well, I suppose it's no surprise that the antichrist dog should be promoting a vegetarian recipe:
1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; 3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.