[Glendora Christianson]

I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

That's IT, Mother Glynndie! Part A, B, or, C!

[Jack]

Or if, "Naughty Parts", freak you out so much why not give them gentle names for example, Noodle for the male part, Twinkle for the lower female region and Milk Jugs for the upper region? Just a suggestion.

God bless, Jack

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Jack

Or if, "Naughty Parts", freak you out so much why not give them gentle names for example, Noodle for the male part, Twinkle for the lower female region and Milk Jugs for the upper region? Just a suggestion.

God bless, Jack

Dear Lord! No wonder you are unsaved. I can't imagine naming dirty sexual body parts after food. We certainly don't want kids to eat each other's forbidden parts. And don't you think Milk Jugs might be worse than the actual name for b--bs?

[OnYourKnees]

Mother Glynndie, I'm a firm supporter of the existing True Christian name for Part A, "Wedding Tackle". It describes when a man is to use it, along with how.

Part B will require some more consideration.

Part C, I am partial to "Dirty Pillows", as it describes that they are soft and comforting, but that shame should be involved when having contact with them. This will encourage women not to flaunt something so unclean.

[M.D. (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

A is a penis. B is a pair of breasts. And C is a vagina.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

I suggest we call (A.) a doodlebug.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Even though they are rude bits of a person we can always be positive about it! Think about the benifits!


A-Army Transporter

B-Bunkers for Fuel

C-Christian Soldier Factory


But if they are not going to be used for that purpous, then come entirely new names for them.


A-Atrocious Skin Dangle

B-Bumpy Demons

C-Cooter

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

I suggest we call (A.) a doodlebug.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I know your innocent mind didn't have any idea that doodlebugs are food, Sister Thumper. And it is a cute name for a man's "seed worm", but I don't think we should avoid comparing pornographic body parts to food.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by M.D.

A is a penis. B is a pair of breasts. And C is a vagina.

I suggest that you visit an XXX rated site, where you will be more welcomed, M.D.

PS I have assigned 43 warning points for your foul language!

[Sista Lateefah]

I think part C should be called a axewound, because it look like God had took a little axe and took a chop right in that area! Maybe He had originally done this to Eve when He had been wrathful toward her.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

I'm not sure why these terms need be discussed at all. Certainly its better for girls to remain free of such sinful knowledge. Their Godly husbands can teach them everything they need to know on their wedding night.

[M.D. (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

I know your innocent mind didn't have any idea that doodlebugs are food, Sister Thumper. And it is a cute name for a man's "seed worm", but I don't think we should avoid comparing pornographic body parts to food.

Personally, if I were a woman, I wouldn't want any sort of food or anything named after or food or God forbid a "seed worm" in my vagina and yes, I said vagina.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

A - p***s and t******es
B - b***ts
C- v****a

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

And don't you think Milk Jugs might be worse than the actual name for b--bs?

Why? Their purpose is, after all, to produce milk for the nourishment of babies.

[R-R-R]

Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly

A - p***s and t******es
B - b*****s
C- v****a

Those are already mentioned before and discarded. Try to find something more subtle.

By the way, I've seen people use the word 'tallywhacker' for part A... I think Brother Green had good suggestions, the Christian Baby factory in particular is a fine name. It does describe for what purpose it is there, so people will know when they are indulging in the sins of the flesh rather than producing more Christians...

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by M.D.

Personally, if I were a woman, I wouldn't want any sort of food or anything named after or food or God forbid a "seed worm" in my vagina and yes, I said vagina.

And if I were you I wouldn't be a willful and deliberate nuisance unless I wanted to be confined to quarantine with the likes of Clown and yes, I said "quarantine with Clown".

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by R-R-R

Those are already mentioned before and discarded. Try to find something more subtle.

By the way, I've seen people use the word 'tallywhacker' for part A... I think Brother Green had good suggestions, the Christian Baby factory in particular is a fine name. It does describe for what purpose it is there, so people will know when they are indulging in the sins of the flesh rather than producing more Christians...

I prefer the accurrate terms -
penis
testicles
breasts
vagina

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by BadAssButterfly

I prefer the accurrate terms -
p***s
t****s
b****s
v***a

Jesus prefers words like "tallywacker" harlot and this His forum. Get the clue lady, you are a guest here.

[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Jesus prefers words like "tallywacker" harlot and this His forum. Get the clue lady, you are a guest here.

Really? Can you show me a verse where Jesus used the word "tallywhacker?" Or where he commanded that body parts be called by ridiculous euphemisms?