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Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 12:58 PM
I'm sure it will automatically be given as a vote to God's Own Party, the Republicans.
Of course, we Ladies cannot be expected to do anything so Base as to put on trousers and go vote like a Man, but we can do our part by hanging around outside our polling places and shrieking, "Jesus is Lord!"
Fellow Republicans will feel Empowered, and cowardly demonrats won't dare come closer. Especially if we bring high-powered, screechy bullhorns. (Like I say: Fellow Republicans will be used to this sort of thing and won't even flinch.)
Let the fun begin!!!
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Sue Vera
I'm sure it will automatically be given as a vote to God's Own Party, the Republicans.
Of course, we Ladies cannot be expected to do anything so Base as to put on trousers and go vote like a Man, but we can do our part by hanging around outside our polling places and shrieking, "Jesus is Lord!"
Fellow Republicans will feel Empowered, and cowardly demonrats won't dare come closer. Especially if we bring high-powered, screechy bullhorns. (Like I say: Fellow Republicans will be used to this sort of thing and won't even flinch.)
Let the fun begin!!!
SUV
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You ladies just make sure that you ask your husbands or fathers how to vote. I have always been opposed to female voting, but if it doubles up a man's vote I guess it can't hurt.
You ladies be sure and write down, what your man says, 'cause Lord knows that you can't remember anything important if it's not on a shopping list...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 01:21 PM
That's right! Vote for JESUS!!
JESUS IS LORD!!
Beat the SINNERS with the Jesus stick!
Praise God!!
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 01:58 PM
Dear fellow True Christians™:
While I'm sure that you will have enough spiritual discernment to look for the ® after a candidate's name, please remember that there are also ballot questions in many states. If homer "marriage" is on the ballot in your state, please remember to vote God's way on whether unelected liberal activist judges should be allowed to grant homers the special privilege of equality.
In Christ's abundant love,
MSTT
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 02:05 PM
Praise Jesus, my brothers.
I am sure that the GOP will be in total power soon.
And then we can ban abortions, ban pre-marrital sex, ban other so-called "religions" (ie Satanic cults), ban homersexuality..
In short, I can't wait for the day when we can institute Biblical law, and George Bush will rule on earth as Jesus does in Heaven.
It will be glorious, just imagine it!
For example, if you see a prancing homer on the street you're allown to kill him on the spot, as Jesus commands us in Lev 20:13.
Glory to God and may all the infidels burn in hellfire!
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Originally Posted by Rev_Rob
That's right! Vote for JESUS!!
JESUS IS LORD!!
Beat the SINNERS with the Jesus stick!
Praise God!!
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Are you mocking us, homer?
Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.
Proverbs 19:29
That's you, you little f@ggit.
Guard your tongue when talking about our sweet JESUS, lest someone might cut it out.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 03:24 PM
I was told to vote for the candidates of the
Groping Old Pederast party because they would not interfere with my ritual sacrifice of animals on special holidays.
If they bugger a few young boys or smoke up some crystal meth along the way who am I to object! Sounds like a good addition to the annual Winter Solstice party that's coming up soon.
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 04:10 PM
Friends when you look at that ballet you will see candidates with (D) after their name. That (D) stands for treason of the rankest sort! Those (D) want to surrender this country like a bunch of Frenchmen to Al Quida and then the terrorist will sweep in with their suicide bombings, mandatory abortions and gay marriages! Vote ® for Freedom!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Star Finder
I was told to vote for the candidates of the
Groping Old Pederast party because they would not interfere with my ritual sacrifice of animals on special holidays.
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Hmmm, that all depends, Hon. Are you here illegally? If so, and if household help is beginning to Peter out in the Homes of God's faithful, perhaps they would let you continue in this manner.
Especially since all Good Republicans/Christian know that animals are Wicked anyway.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev_Rob
That's right! Vote for JESUS!!
JESUS IS LORD!!
Beat the SINNERS with the Jesus stick!
Praise God!!
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Why, Reverend! You seem to have so much potential here....why have our Godly (and hunky!) Pastors declared you "Unsaved Trash?"
Perhaps they will reconsider when they read this posting of yours.
PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 08:44 PM
I've already voted three times. It's the only way us oppressed minority voters (White Christian males) can have a voice.
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 09:32 PM
Praise Jesus, brothers.
As for me, I've also told all my employeers in the states to register and vote Republican.
If they do not do as they're told I'm going to fire them, and evict their families from the apartments which they rent from me.
Nobody has dared defy me yet, and we have a few more votes for the GOP.
Friends, we all know we will have a Republican sweep. The Demoncrats are going to get thrown out.
And if that doesn't happen, then the Demoncrats have tampered with the results!
No other result than total and utter GOP majority will be accepted, as all other results are clearly the result of satans own hand.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou
Dear fellow True Christians™:
While I'm sure that you will have enough spiritual discernment to look for the ® after a candidate's name, please remember that there are also ballot questions in many states. If homer "marriage" is on the ballot in your state, please remember to vote God's way on whether unelected liberal activist judges should be allowed to grant homers the special privilege of equality.
In Christ's abundant love,
MSTT
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It's those extra ballot questions that I always find tricky, myself. Is it homer marriage that's bad, and abortion that's good, or the other way round?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Get your Fundaments out today and VOTE JESUS!!! -
11-07-2006, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
It's those extra ballot questions that I always find tricky, myself. Is it homer marriage that's bad, and abortion that's good, or the other way round?
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Yes, Brother T. And what if I get a hanging chad and everybody in the whole room laughs at me?
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