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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
10-31-2006, 11:50 PM
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I can't wait until Yule! *Runs off to find a tree*
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Yup, soon it'll be yule 
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Filthy harlots! How dare you exchange the greetings of your satanic cult in God's favorite forum?! You should be preparing for the Holiest Day of the year, Jesus' Birthday. 
Now off to the mall with you both! Honor Jesus and support our troops in iraquistan by shopping!
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Hey, just because we're hellbound heathens doesn't mean we can't go to the mall
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I'm sure it is good for you hellbound witches that the weather is fine. Makes it easier to dance skyclad around bonfires, skin cats, and roast Christian babies. May God have mercy on your depraved souls but protect the cats and babies.
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There will be NO cat or baby killing, thankyou very much!
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Did you here (do I spy a spelling error in your post, dear Eno?) what Pastor Zeke said? You will not use these Holy boards to discuss your pagan rituals and plan orgies. Thank you.
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(Sigh) Yes Eno, sorry Eno....I'll just be getting back to the spidery cave now.....
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Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:00 AM
And I'll hop out of this tree and give my mom back her laptop, thank you for your support Rachel.
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:01 AM
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And I'll hop out of this tree and give my mom back her laptop, thank you for your support Rachel.
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I better talk to your mom. Put her on, please.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:05 AM
I'd rather not, but my sister is interested in joining this forum.
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Yup, soon it'll be yule
Hey, just because we're hellbound heathens doesn't mean we can't go to the mall
There will be NO cat or baby killing, thankyou very much!
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That Rachael, was a typo. Not confusion between "there" and "their", which little miss witchy does often.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:11 AM
OMG, shut up about the grammer!
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:11 AM
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That Rachael, was a typo. Not confusion between "there" and "their", which little miss witchy does often.
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Speaking of typos, is there a spell check feature on this forum?
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:12 AM
I don't think so. SQUEE!
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:13 AM
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Speaking of typos, is there a spell check feature on this forum?
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Of course there is, for those who have kept their Tithing up to date... 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:14 AM
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You mean you didn't get the check I sent in the mail some time back? How very strange, it must have gotten lost in the mail. But it's the thought that counts, right?
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 12:16 AM
*sends a giant bouquet of leaves to Landover*
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 01:31 AM
That's nice! For an unsaved person who doesn't understand that JESUS needs CASH, not more leaves. But thanks anyway, Icky. We will make a Christian out of you yet!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 05:19 PM
*Sends an army of dung beetles*
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Re: HELL-o-ween -
11-01-2006, 05:51 PM
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*Sends an army of dung beetles*
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Could you instead send them to my Home, please? They'd be a Perfect Topping for the bread I bake.
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