[Pastor Nereu Gargalo]

Dear Friends.

As we are well aware, the homosexual menace is finding its way more and more into our daily lives. It reaches into the home via many mediums. Television and film, as well as the written word, push butt loving homo behavior upon us all.

This is especially true of what is created for the young. From Lesbian relationships in shows such as Buffy, the vampire slayer, to the perverted relationship between those evil Pagan witches, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter.

We have often used various punishments in the past. Electro shock and the cat of nine tails being amongst the most popular. However, I feel that these punishments are too kindly to prevent the natural hatred we wish to instill towards those perverted by homosexual behavior.

I have found that those bound and gagged and then dipped head first into water, often gag at the thought of their being denied oxygen. I have presented it in the past as being as if one had a trouser snake buried in one's throat and suffocating as a result. But even this has not been enough. We all know that near strangulation is a form of sexual deviancy prefered by many. Of course sometimes we get lucky and the perpetrator dies as a result. such as the case of that Michael Hutchence fellow strangling himself while trying to reach orgasm.

So, my dear friends. Let us all show our creative streak and come up with effective punishments for these queer satanists.

Now before we go on, I prefer to change their actions, but if death results, then so be it. I also wish to point out that punishments leaving scars are to be shunned. Take it from me, you do not want to be standing in a Liberal court while some whiney gayboy points to his scars and accuses you of creating them. This can cost a great deal of money.

Do not let this deter you. There are many forms of torture that do not leave a mark. Why I once kept a witch in a canvas bag for 8 months and still the creature did not die. But I want to point out that this has its drawbacks. Please be sure you have some darkie helper to clean the bag every couple of days. because they do get a bit smelly after a while. In fact it is good to use 2 bags and change them each day. I also recomend feeding them gruel. Solids can ruin a bag within 2 weeks and this gets expensive!

So, let us all hear your thoughts on this matter.

Yours in Christ.
Pastor Gargalo.

[Talitha]

Pastor, I believe that Dear Brother Mikey (my future intended husband and father of my intended Soldier of Christ ) used to often tell us of his regular Ministering of Faggits, usually with a Baseball bat.
Now, I always thought that not only does such a weapon leave scars, marks and bruises, but was also against the Law if you happened to accidentally killed one.
I truly hope that my future Soldier will learn from his Mother rather than being so thoughtless as his Father was.

My own technique with a plastic bag over the head leaves no marks at all, and the lack of Oxygen to the brain means that there are certainly no more attempts at Homerism. If you time it just-so they rarely die.

[Bobby-Joe]

When I was doing missionary work our favorite technique for soul saving homers was aversion therapy. We would show the homer a slide of naked man while activating a electrode attacked to his wedding tackle. While it mostly worked it was surprising the number of sinners who seemed to enjoy it after a while.

There are draw backs to this; frustratingly the sinners began to call me “Zap Master BJ” when the word got arround what we were doing at our BASH mission. The last straw for was when one man called me one night telling me about how he had heard about how I “did this hot, repressed gay fundy top with the electro play in the Bay Area” and then asked me how much I charged for a session. After that I returned to Freehold. Jesus weeps.

[Deaner]

This one is not so much for those demonstrating homer behaviour; but more to ensure it never happens.

When my son first started grade school, I dressed him up in a little girl's outfit and commaned him to tell anyone who asks that his name was "Missy the Sissy".

He was only six so he thought it was all fun and games until he started getting beaten up, mocked and insulted by his schoolmates and the teacher (it was a good Christian school, so I let them all in on it). The gym teacher had some good ideas making him run laps in the rain while wearing a dress while the other kids watched. They all stood on the sidelines chanting "Missy the Sissy, Missy the Sissy", until he had finished running four miles. Various clumps of muddy grass and empty plastic bottles were also thrown at him; but nothing that would serioulsy harm him.

Well at the end of the school year, I took him aside, gave him his real clothes and told him he was no longer Missy the Sissy and I explained how much I loved him and told him it was only done to protect his soul from turning into a faggot. Tears welled up in his eyes but not from what he had been thru. He was crying tears of joy at what an intelligent, insightful father he had that would care so much for someone to do that for him.

Today, he's a strapping six foot teenager with a beam on his face and a love for all things Christ in his heart.

Deuteronomy 6:7 (KJV1611}

And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.

My boy reads his Bible everyday now and loves his daddy very much. Tough love isn't easy to do, but it pays great rewards.

Dean

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

What's wrong with plain old waterboarding? It's easy, it's legal and has been personally approved by President Bush! And it works!

http://www.current.tv/video/?id=13462474

[Hushed_Agony]

Originally Posted by Pastor Nereu Gargalo

Dear Friends.




So, my dear friends. Let us all show our creative streak and come up with effective punishments for these queer satanists.

Now before we go on, I prefer to change their actions, but if death results, then so be it. I also wish to point out that punishments leaving scars are to be shunned. Take it from me, you do not want to be standing in a Liberal court while some whiney gayboy points to his scars and accuses you of creating them. This can cost a great deal of money.

Do not let this deter you. There are many forms of torture that do not leave a mark. Why I once kept a witch in a canvas bag for 8 months and still the creature did not die. But I want to point out that this has its drawbacks. Please be sure you have some darkie helper to clean the bag every couple of days. because they do get a bit smelly after a while. In fact it is good to use 2 bags and change them each day. I also recomend feeding them gruel. Solids can ruin a bag within 2 weeks and this gets expensive!

So, let us all hear your thoughts on this matter.

Yours in Christ.
Pastor Gargalo.

While searching through some old documents, I came upon this gem of an idea.

The picquet.
The punishment of the picquet required extremely simple equipment, to wit, a sharpened stake,with the exposed end sufficiently sharp, albeit not razor-sharp driven into the ground.One thumb was suspended from a tree, while the opposite naked foot (in this instance, the right) was balanced atop the stake. The stake atop which the foot rested was sufficient to cause considerable discomfort but insufficient to penetrate the flesh or separate bones. By relieving pressure from his foot, the prisoner placed all of his weight on the suspended thumb, imposing untoward muscular strain thereupon; whereas, by relieving tension from his thumb, the prisoner exposed his foot to the full effect of the picquet, engendering torturous agony as the sharpened end ground relentlessly into the sole of his foot——or his heel, were he clever enough to position himself so that the heavier, less-sensitive flesh of the heel was directly exposed to the picquet.


It may deter homerous thoughts and may be useful for other things as well.

YIC
Hushed

[Zephaniah]

There's always the Clockwork Orange method.

For those of you who don't know, A Clockwork Orange is an autobiographical account of the satanist Anthony Burgess' earlier years, and contains details of his violent sexual deviancies. Its one merit is its detailing of an aversion therapy technique which I feel would be perfect for combatting faggotry.

Anyway.

1. Administer drugs which cause nausea.
2. Restrain subject in chair facing cinema screen.
3. Force subject to keep their eyes open.
4. Submit the subject to a series of films and photographs of the naked male body, homosexual pornography and so on.
5. Repeat three hours a day for a month.

Eventually, the subject will come to associate nausea and unpleasentness with the naked male form and with homersex, and will be unable even to think about these topics without experiencing life threatening discomfort.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by Zephania

There's always the Clockwork Orange method.

For those of you who don't know, A Clockwork Orange is an autobiographical account of the satanist Anthony Burgess' earlier years, and contains details of his violent sexual deviancies. Its one merit is its detailing of an aversion therapy technique which I feel would be perfect for combatting faggotry.

Anyway.

1. Administer drugs which cause nausea.
2. Restrain subject in chair facing cinema screen.
3. Force subject to keep their eyes open.
4. Submit the subject to a series of films and photographs of the naked male body, homosexual pornography and so on.
5. Repeat three hours a day for a month.

Eventually, the subject will come to associate nausea and unpleasentness with the naked male form and with homersex, and will be unable even to think about these topics without experiencing life threatening discomfort.

Fortunately, today, we have a wide selection of videos to show with the treatment. And you can thank the Democrats and liberals for that. Anyway, here in Freehold, I have been told the very best video for homosexual aversion therapy is not even X rated, but a seemingly innocent exercise video by Richard Simmons. I will try to post a picture of said video so that those in need will have an easier time locating it. HELPFUL GLYNNDIE

[Pastor Ezekiel]

There are devices made to assist with this form of demonic possession. They come in a variety of sizes, from newborn on up.

It is vital that young boys not be allowed to touch their tallywackers ever. All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So you non-believers just shut up about it and accept the fact that you and your sissy sons are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! And "fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse, nor a remedy! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!

[SUV]

Pick me, Pastor! Pick ME!!!

We could make them all dress up like this "woman" and then we'll see how much they "enjoy being a girl":



(Although I do give her credit for remembering to say "Merry Christmas")

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Zephania

There's always the Clockwork Orange method.

For those of you who don't know, A Clockwork Orange is an autobiographical account of the satanist Anthony Burgess' earlier years, and contains details of his violent sexual deviancies. Its one merit is its detailing of an aversion therapy technique which I feel would be perfect for combatting faggotry.

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I forget the Pastor that first pointed out to me that in fact this is a story about True Christianity at its finest. I remember the thread, but not the author. I'm sure someone can find it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Good news. My brethren at the Bash Mission in Sin Francisco tell me they have victory over Satan to celebrate; every year the homers have a big Satanic mass in the street on Halloween. Well the last few years Bash has been making a push to bring Jesus to these butt botherers. After there was a riot in 2002 the city of SF has been forced to increase police presence and have a zero tolerance for violence or drunkenness to stop the attacks on our missionaries. The Bash brethren are planning to carry spray bottles of alcohol in and dose homers and then complain to the cops they are drunk and belligerent. PRAISE!