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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
07-09-2016, 01:14 AM
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Why would I be jealous? I have friends, family, and even strangers who stand up for me and support me...
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You do know that any claims you make here will be dismissed out of hand because the Bible says that you're a liar?
Welcome to Landover.
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...Also, I know you are trying to seem nice but calling one a "dyke", even lesbians, is offensive...
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Why would being called a "dyke" (she didn't, btw, check your comprehension) be an insult, unless you think there's something wrong with being one?
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...also, technically, according to bible (I have read it you know in both english and hebrew) you can't say anything to me because you aren't supposed to teach others about Christianity and force it on them because of the simple fact that you are a woman. It is unfair in my opinion though I do not share your beliefs.
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Bzzzzt. If you referring to 1 Timothy 2:12 (and please cite all Scripture you wish to reference in future, it will save time and confusion), that only applies if you're a man. Good luck proving that, in view of my first comment.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
07-09-2016, 01:42 AM
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Why would I be jealous? I have friends, family, and even strangers who stand up for me and support me. Also, I know you are trying to seem nice but calling one a "dyke", even lesbians, is offensive. also, technically, according to bible (I have read it you know in both english and hebrew) you can't say anything to me because you aren't supposed to teach others about Christianity and force it on them because of the simple fact that you are a woman. It is unfair in my opinion though I do not share your beliefs.
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I can't say anything to you? That's what you get out of the Bible? Women can't talk? Ever? How do you think the Holy Ghost knew Mary accepted His Holy cajolery if she didn't respond positively, and audibly (Luke 1:38)? It's not like she was a god and could communicate without any audible, visible, or tangible qualities. The LORD alone is the only One in all of creation who can communicate without any discernible method of communication. The rest of us get to talk. Even about our religious beliefs when compelled by the Holy Ghost to do just that (Acts 1:8).
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Also, I forgot to mention, being Gay, Bi, Straight, trans, etc., is NOT A CHOICE. It depends on the level of each type of hormornes you have, it isn't, (referencing a idiotic article this site put up I heard about), "If you try pot, you turn gay!" Well, I don't use pot in any way, yet I am still a lesbian. So, you might want to get someone to edit that article.
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The article you mention is Marijuana Makes You Gay, and was painstakingly written by Landover Senior Outreach leader, Brother Harold Porter, who has been touching men, women, and children with the Good News since probably before you were born. You should know that he has first-hand experience with the Gay Lifestyle, and knows just how insidious the homosexual desire can be. He has shared his story, and hope for others, in his pivotal self-help resource, Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
08-22-2016, 12:47 AM
i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
08-22-2016, 01:43 AM
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i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone
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kingjbible.com
Read it. ALL of it. Take notes. Any questions? We'll discuss after you're finished.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
08-22-2016, 01:58 AM
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i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone
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I hope you're not working for a True Christian™ in a family business! If you don't repent before they exercise their civil right to protect their religious beliefs over your otherwise federally secured civil rights, like, you know, like life (nevermind liberty, the pursuit of happiness), you'll be in a world of hurt (Exodus 22:18), lol!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Vampires, Witches, Pagans, Demons, Wiccans are Satanists -
08-22-2016, 05:31 PM
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i am a witch i want to repent my sins help me someone
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I must advise you to avoid going to my own home which is Jamaica. We set witches on fire there. No offense intended.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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