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Default Merry Christmas! - 12-22-2012, 02:34 PM

My dear brothers and sisters in Christ,

I will spend the christmas days with my beloved husband and my daughter at his parents home. Therefore I will not be online these days and I wish a Merry Christmas to all of you! May our adorable Jesus bless you all.

This is the favourite song of my sweet daughter. Have some wonderful christmas days and enjoy that loving time with your family to praise God.

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Default Re: Merry Christmas! - 12-22-2012, 08:04 PM

Thank you Mrs. Hennig. Make sure to barricade the house and keep weapons at hand. Christ's birthday is the day when enraged gaytheists and fagnostics roam the streets looking to attack Christians and rape children.
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Default Re: Merry Christmas! - 12-22-2012, 09:05 PM

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Christ's birthday is the day when enraged gaytheists and fagnostics roam the streets looking to attack Christians and rape children.
The War on Christmas takes many forms. I second your warning, Little, that Christmas is no time to let our guard down.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Merry Christmas! - 12-25-2012, 06:48 AM




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Default Re: Merry Christmas! - 12-26-2012, 11:03 PM

I hope you all enjoyed the holiday! Just as well enjoy the changing of the year!


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