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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 07-05-2013, 04:52 AM

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The trailer parks are hopefully being destroyed by another one of God's tornadoes. It is a Glorious day in suburbia though, albeit a bit hot. I'll probably walk down to the beach later and preach The Word.


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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 02-13-2014, 09:36 PM

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Paula Deen has found a key ingredient to bringing some sizzle back to her career — a cash infusion worth at least $75 million from a private investment firm.

The Savannah-based celebrity cook announced Wednesday that she's launched an umbrella company that will oversee her restaurants, cookbooks, product endorsements and other remaining slices of her media empire. The new company, called Paula Deen Ventures, said private-equity firm Najafi Companies is investing $75 million to $100 million to help Deen make a comeback.
We knew this day would come. Clearly Paula's come back is the will of God. Liberals can disagree, but Gods word is final. As she has been rewarded for her righteousness.


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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 06-16-2014, 02:03 AM

I love Paula Deen!, she is one of my examples to follow.

Thanks to this blessed woman, I can cook very tasty for my husband (if I put a little butter to all my dishes), sometimes my husband is so pleased with the recipes of Mrs. Deen, even he gives me permission go out with my friends sometimes.

The media have been very unfair to her; she just proposed to give a special style to the servants. She even says: "They Were professional black men doing a fabulous job." Media just want to confuse people
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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 06-23-2014, 04:21 AM

It also represents an era of oppression and apartheid against the black race.
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It also represents an era of oppression and apartheid against the black race.
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Bad evil and oppressive days.
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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 07-07-2014, 04:12 AM

Which is why we deserve reparations.
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Which is why we deserve reparations.
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Black Americans.
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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 07-08-2014, 12:29 AM

I hollared about being an invited guest to a wedding and it being assumed I'm there to serve drinks. Also getting arrested for not serving and the brides racist father that has a grudge against minorities.
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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 07-10-2014, 02:56 AM

I want us the Christians of LBC to march with me to the place where I was jailed and protest with me! Who's in??
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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 07-10-2014, 02:59 AM

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I want us the Christians of LBC to march with me to the place where I was jailed and protest with me! Who's in??
True Christians do not solve their problems by resorting to street riots and looting liquor stores, boy.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I want us the Christians of LBC to march with me to the place where I was jailed and protest with me! Who's in??
I'm afraid God disagrees in this case. Didn't all this ado begin when you refused to serve some well-deserved refreshments?! Let us consult the Good Book, the Bible, the True and Only Word of God, the Utterings of Jesus Christ our Savior. What does He have to say?

Romans 12:20
Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.




I shall NOT demonstrate against GOD! What a vile suggestion. I think it is time for you to move on and apologize and start afresh with the proper attitude of servitude.

Matthew 10:24
The disciple is not above his master, nor the servant above his lord.


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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 07-12-2014, 02:47 AM

I'm supposed to fly to Utah tomorrow for a wedding but I got a call today from te brides father saying they are having a negro free event. However I'm invited to the small reception next mint for the lesser important folks.
Can you believe this racist nonsense?!??
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I'm supposed to fly to Utah tomorrow for a wedding but I got a call today from te brides father saying they are having a negro free event. However I'm invited to the small reception next mint for the lesser important folks.
Can you believe this racist nonsense?!??
Well, it looks like they are obeying Acts 17:26 and Daniel 2:43. They simply don't want to endanger the wedding and marriage.


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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 07-15-2014, 05:21 PM

Even though she can't seem to spell her name correctly she seems (seams?) like a good Christian lady.
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Default Re: God Bless Paula Deen - 07-16-2014, 05:39 AM

I apologized to the father for being uppity and thinking I was worthy to attend his daughters wedding where I would have lusted after the white virgin bride. He forgave me and told me to get the hell off his lawn or at least get a lawnmowner and cut it, which it did. Said I cut grass better than most Mexicans!
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