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  • Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

    For pleasure posters and other future roasters

    -Please compliment their works just
    as Jesus moves you

  • #2
    Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

    .



    =The Wag's Prayer=

    Jesus, ..forgive me
    for showing off tongue.

    It's the only part of me
    very well hung.




    .

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    • #3
      Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

      Place your little fellows here.
      Godly Poetry is more favored than trash.
      So keep it clean please.

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      • #4
        Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

        Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
        .



        =The Wag's Prayer=

        Jesus, ..forgive me
        for showing off tongue.

        It's the only part of me
        very well hung.




        .
        And just what are you trying here, besides our patience? What exactly are you trying to say? I see through your little game. Mr. POE taster.
        Mr. Poe was the Devil's spawn. He was a "poet" too.
        You disgust me! More warning points!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #5
          Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          And just what are you trying here, besides our patience? What exactly are you trying to say? I see through your little game. Mr. POE taster.
          Mr. Poe was the Devil's spawn. He was a "poet" too.
          You disgust me! More warning points!

          Hanging is a capital offence.



          Thank you,

          Pete

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          • #6
            Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

            Seems Peter the Poet (surely know-it!)
            Found himself in a tight Baptwit jam
            For offending short bussers
            (pedantic old fussers)
            He'll soon be removed just like spam


            copyright 2006
            Father Maurice Lester
            A Cardinal in the making.

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            • #7
              Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

              Poetic Peter
              dragged to the cross and nailed up
              just like his namesake

              Jesus weeps.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #8
                counterp'oink

                Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                Seems Peter the Poet (surely know-it!)
                Found himself in a tight Baptwit jam
                For offending short bussers
                (pedantic old fussers)
                He'll soon be removed just like spam


                copyright 2006
                Father Maurice Lester



                Peter turned to potted meat,
                the kind that's tasty-spicy,
                though when he's hot, he's really not
                so much like Hormel's dreaded
                SPAM
                as Underwood's Best Deviled Ham.



                1909







                LOOK for the
                Little Red Devil

                Only one good devil
                in the world. It's the
                devil in a can
                and the can is a can of
                Underwood
                Deviled
                Ham

                http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/spec-coll/gifts/ham.htm

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                • #9
                  Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post

                  Poetic Peter
                  dragged to the cross and nailed up
                  just like his namesake

                  Jesus weeps.
                  Another beautiful Biblical-quality haiku!
                  And so fatally true.

                  ----

                  If only Father Mo could write

                  his name without a copyright


                  ----



                  Peter packed himself in brine,
                  a green cucumber pickle.

                  Profit of the Lettered Life,
                  you may eat him for a nickel.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

                    Originally posted by Mr.Poetick Peter View Post
                    .
                    =The Wag's Prayer=

                    Jesus, ..forgive me
                    for showing off tongue.

                    It's the only part of me
                    very well hung.

                    .
                    lord God wrathful wiv you
                    He gonna get real mean
                    if you keep channellin
                    your inner lezbean

                    Mr.Poetick Pete, there no needs have them carpet-muncher envys, you just gotta finds yourselfs a true Christain™ wife an she will work wiv what lord God gived you liddle tiny choo-choo an all!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

                      Originally posted by Petal View Post
                      lord God wrathful wiv you
                      He gonna get real mean
                      if you keep channellin
                      your inner lezbean

                      Mr.Poetick Pete, there no needs have them carpet-muncher envys, you just gotta finds yourselfs a true Christain™ wife an she will work wiv what lord God gived you liddle tiny choo-choo an all!

                      But (sputtering) sweet Petal, I have a wife.
                      Go meet her at the "Ask the Sheeny" thread?

                      She manages our laundry,
                      she wrings Joo shirts by hand.
                      She does all this because of God's
                      and Peter's countermand.

                      We have a great big mangle
                      to wrestle flat the sheets
                      for happy nights
                      of darkies' flights
                      from Mrs. Peters' whites.



                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangle_(machine)



                      Mrs. Peter at a whimsical moment

                      (exposed bosoms-- caution --)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

                        Originally posted by Mr.Poetick Peter View Post
                        But (sputtering) sweet Petal, I have a wife.
                        i thinks your wife need to be rebukeds , Mr.Peter, cuz you sufferin from low self-esteems, an it all her fawlt . if she say your tongue bigger an better than your nawty bits , then she riskin both your salvations cuz tongue-lurve not procreeative lurve, it not gonna knock her up wiv no liddle soliders for lord Christ

                        if she refuse to submits to your liddle tiny choo-choo, then she be a closet lezbean an you need to slaps that bean-flickin demon outta her lickety-split the sooner the betters

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

                          Originally posted by Petal View Post
                          i thinks your wife need to be rebukeds , Mr.Peter, cuz you sufferin from low self-esteems, an it all her fawlt . if she say your tongue bigger an better than your nawty bits , then she riskin both your salvations cuz tongue-lurve not procreeative lurve, it not gonna knock her up wiv no liddle soliders for lord Christ

                          if she refuse to submits to your liddle tiny choo-choo, then she be a closet lezbean an you need to slaps that bean-flickin demon outta her lickety-split the sooner the betters
                          Petal, you are righteous
                          right you are, and I will sure
                          beat the demon from my wife.

                          WHOP, I start,
                          and she protests,
                          "Peter, I ain't Eye-tal-
                          yan."

                          BAM BAM I say
                          and she protests
                          "I'm no more Betty
                          Rubble than
                          you are Fred
                          Flintstone."

                          I'd better try another blow...

                          OK, girlie, here you go:

                          clack and SNICK, my blade
                          in rush, keen to guillotine
                          Mrs. You Know What

                          "Peter,
                          do I need remind,
                          a single blade...well, I can't much mind;
                          I am no Marie
                          Antoinette."

                          And I say "Yes, I sadly see that you live yet,
                          you hydra, you Medusa!"

                          Next to get the demons out
                          comes a spray bomb full of RAID:
                          Phhhhtt "Oh Peter", how she taunts,
                          "you missed a spot" although I sprayed
                          the lot of bees
                          and fleas in mass that comprise
                          my biting buggy wife.

                          ---

                          Would someone else please beat her life?
                          I need the peace of a pieced wife.



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                          • #14
                            Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

                            Originally posted by Petal View Post
                            i thinks your wife need to be rebukeds , Mr.Peter, cuz you sufferin from low self-esteems, an it all her fawlt . if she say your tongue bigger an better than your nawty bits , then she riskin both your salvations cuz tongue-lurve not procreeative lurve, it not gonna knock her up wiv no liddle soliders for lord Christ

                            if she refuse to submits to your liddle tiny choo-choo, then she be a closet lezbean an you need to slaps that bean-flickin demon outta her lickety-split the sooner the betters
                            Petal, you are righteous
                            right you are, and I will sure
                            beat the demon from my wife.

                            "Whop!" I start,
                            and she protests,
                            "Peter, I ain't Eye-talian"

                            "BAM BAM" I say
                            and she protests
                            "I'm no more Betty
                            Rubble than
                            you are Fred
                            Flintstone"

                            I'd better try another blow.
                            OK, girlie, here you go:
                            "clack SNICK", my blade
                            drops in a groove
                            to guillotine Mrs.
                            You Know Who.

                            "Peter,
                            do I need remind
                            a single blade, I can't much mind?
                            I am no Marie
                            Antoinette."

                            And I say "Yes, I see you're set,
                            you hydra, you're Medusa!"

                            Next, to get the demons out
                            comes a spray bomb full of RAID:
                            Phhhhtt "Peter", she taunts,
                            "you missed a spot"
                            although I sprayed the lot of bees
                            and fleas in mass that make
                            my bugeating biting wife.

                            Would someone else please beat her life?
                            I need the peace of a pieced wife.



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                            • #15
                              Re: Pleasure Poetry Posters no.1

                              Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
                              For pleasure posters and other future roasters

                              -Please compliment their works just
                              as Jesus moves you
                              Did Jesus send this homer in True Christian™ clothing to test us?

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