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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
06-09-2012, 08:27 AM
This is the problem with our youth nowadays. Brutally murdering unborn babies without even caring. I blame Disney. Their policy of Donald Duck not wearing pants, to make it easier for Donald to masturbate all day, has corrupted our innocent children!
Sorry I can not make it to the funeral by the way. I broke my hand hitting one of my grandchildren for misquoting Revelation 22:18-19.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
06-09-2012, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by TheDevilsLeftBall
How did Jedediah lose millions of grandchildren. He only lost one at the most as only one sperm would've gotten in. And what would Jedediah rather want, his son spilling his seed on the ground or his son knocking up a young teenager?
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What is wrong with you? Why do you intrude on his grief in this, such a painful time?
Are you the kind of person who would turn up at a child's funeral shouting at the parents at the top of your voice that they are stupid fools to care about their children?
Would you hurl faeces at all the mourners, laughing at their ridiculous affection for the poor dead young 'uns all the while spewing hate and bile and venomous spume into their poor crying faces?
You make me sick.
All the best.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
06-09-2012, 08:50 AM
My condolences Brother, take no notice of the Godmocking atheist's hurtful words.
Would you like me to come over and knock some respect into your wayward son before he becomes a serial killer, or would you prefer to keep it in the family?
YIC
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
06-09-2012, 03:37 PM
I'm sorry for your loss Brother Jedediah and even sorrier that I never knew all those murdered spermie souls. I would pray for them, but it seems it was predestined.
To commemorate the day, I hand embroidered this lovely handkerchief. I don't know if it's my art skills or divine intervention, but the flower sort of looks like the scene of the callous, selfish mass murder.
With love,
Sister Thumper
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
06-09-2012, 04:49 PM
It was a beautiful service, Brother Jedediah.
It taught my little sons the true meaning of self control. Last night, to drive the point home, I showed some home movies I have of bull dozers pushing piles of dead people (probably joos) into holes. I explained to them that is the same thing as masturbation. You are spilling something valuable, Christian babies (not worthless joos) and dooming them to an eternity of Hell.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
07-07-2012, 09:13 AM
My deepest condolences goes out to you and you're family!
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
07-10-2012, 07:01 AM
You guys must have got something wrong, I have been spilling my seed to pictures of jesus and god having very kinky and rough sex for as long as I can remember and jesus told me personally it was fine
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
07-10-2012, 10:57 AM
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You guys must have got something wrong, I have been spilling my seed to pictures of jesus and god having very kinky and rough sex for as long as I can remember and jesus told me personally it was fine
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No you have not (sigh). You are just another Internet troll attempting (and failing) to get someone to respond to you.
We get lots of your kind who come here to spit on our most cherished beliefs, hoping to get a reaction out of people who actually beleive in some thing pure and Holy.
Well you won't get a rise out me, I can tell you! I've lost count the amount of trolls who I'vensent packing with a flea in thier ear over the past few months. Your sort seek to wind us up and piss on the crying face of the Baby Jesus!
Well I'm wise to your sort: yet another of the anal enthusiast!
That's right: the gaywise, trying to shock God fearing Christians with you perverted anal antics and enema driven lusts.
Well it's not gonna work on me, missy! You people make me sick!
All the best.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 02:12 AM
Please please tell me this is a pisstake
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 02:17 AM
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Please please tell me this is a pisstake
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Yes, the Bible is just a big joke.
Wait until God whispers the punchline to you.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 02:17 AM
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Please please tell me this is a pisstake
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God is not I haha I'm near in tears laughing at This comedy gold
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 02:19 AM
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God is not I haha I'm near in tears laughing at This comedy gold
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Guess we'll see how much you laugh when God flings you into His Lake of Fire and burns you alive for all time.
Enjoy!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Guess we'll see how much you laugh when God flings you into His Lake of Fire and burns you alive for all time.
Enjoy!
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Can I ask how long after you die you go to hell
Because my brother technically died when he went in cardiac arrest
Only for modern day science saved his life he was dead for 3 to 4 minutes And said he seen nothing
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 04:39 AM
Technically dead?
Dead is dead.
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 03:24 PM
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Technically dead?
Dead is dead.
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God really had an off day when he made you
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 04:11 PM
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God really had an off day when he made you
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God only created two humans. Zech =/= Adam.
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 04:18 PM
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God only created two humans. Zech =/= Adam.
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Do you even belive in god ....
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by godswrath1
Do you even belive in god ....
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You don't, so what's it to you?
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by godswrath1
Can I ask how long after you die you go to hell
Because my brother technically died when he went in cardiac arrest
Only for modern day science saved his life he was dead for 3 to 4 minutes And said he seen nothing
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If he's still talking to you he's not dead. It's a bit of a giveaway.
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Unsaved trash, demonic godmocker
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Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
08-04-2012, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
If he's still talking to you he's not dead. It's a bit of a giveaway.
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Just what the doctors said. Modern day jesus
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