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Default Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!) - 06-03-2009, 03:02 PM

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The last thing I need is some stinky tuna salad stuck in my mustache all day long.
Grow up.
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Default Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!) - 06-04-2009, 05:20 AM

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Default Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!) - 06-04-2009, 02:58 PM

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While further researching the revolting subject of cunnilingus, I discovered the exercises listed below. Apparently cunnilingus is quite tiring, and one needs to build up stamina. While I certainly do not condone "yodeling in the gully," I believe these exercises are useful in strengthening the tongue for extended periods of proselytizing. I urge all Landover men to perform these exercises daily so we are fully prepared to teach God's Word to others.
I don't think I've ever seen anything like that before. It's a shame we can't send a copy o it to every student at every Bible college in the country. as a love gift.


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Default Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!) - 06-04-2009, 04:14 PM

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I don't think I've ever seen anything like that before. It's a shame we can't send a copy o it to every student at every Bible college in the country. as a love gift.
Good suggestion Brother Lee, I think we can make an arguement that these tongue techniques were created by God to spread His Holy Word® and Satan pre-stole them for muff munching to mock Jesus.



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Default Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!) - 06-04-2009, 07:12 PM

As I complete my journey in becoming a True Christian™, I pledge to practice these tongue exercises every night from 2am-9am every day of the week in order to spread the Lord's Word in a more Righteous manner. This, Brothers (most importantly, Sisters) I promise you.


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Default Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!) - 06-10-2009, 07:46 PM

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Good suggestion Brother Lee, I think we can make an arguement that these tongue techniques were created by God to spread His Holy Word® and Satan pre-stole them for muff munching to mock Jesus.
How in the heck can you pre-steal something? Also you shouldn't refer to cunnilingus as muff munching. It's very disrespectful towards the act, the vagina and women in general.
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Default Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!) - 06-10-2009, 08:18 PM

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How in the heck can you pre-steal something? Also you shouldn't refer to cunnilingus as muff munching. It's very disrespectful towards the act, the vagina and women in general.




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