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Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 05:07 PM
This is an example of a real American hero, She will destroy the evil cult of isis! It seems like she is well armed too
Lets just hope she is obeying her husband.
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 06:59 PM
Shouldn't she be at home in the kitchen making dinners for her husband and children?
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 07:08 PM
As a delicate, feminine True Christian™ lady I do not know much about guns, but why is there some kind of 90 degrees bullet-turning device on the business end of that rifle - is this a sideways shooting rifle, or something?
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 07:14 PM
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Shouldn't she be at home in the kitchen making dinners for her husband and children?
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Perhaps her family was kidnapped and she wants to save them so she can still make dinners for them
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As a delicate, feminine True Christian™ lady I do not know much about guns, but why is there some kind of 90 degrees bullet-turning device on the business end of that rifle - is this a sideways shooting rifle, or something?
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that is so the bullets stay stable when being shot
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 07:33 PM
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that is so the bullets stay stable when being shot
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Oh.
I assume that she lost most part of her left arm (and presumably her right arm as well) because the bullets were not stable?
I don't know a great deal about physics, but isn't shooting bullets the complete opposite of the bullets being stable?
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 07:40 PM
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Oh.
I assume that she lost most part of her left arm (and presumably her right arm as well) because the bullets were not stable?
I don't know a great deal about physics, but isn't shooting bullets the complete opposite of the bullets being stable?
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Yeah... most of her left arm was blown off unfortunately(makes cooking harder but thanks to Landover Baptist University it will be better again soon!)
and thanks to godly inventors both of those were made possible!
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 08:05 PM
I can tell you one thing, she is never going to be taken hostage. In fact, if they catch her they will either just laugh, kill her or send her back to America with a surrender note. She is one homely looking thing. Also, she is a Ginger. Which makes me more ill.
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 09:49 PM
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I can tell you one thing, she is never going to be taken hostage. In fact, if they catch her they will either just laugh, kill her or send her back to America with a surrender note. She is one homely looking thing. Also, she is a Ginger. Which makes me more ill.
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I don't think they will be able to catch her, Just look at that gun she has!
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 10:07 PM
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I don't think they will be able to catch her, Just look at that gun she has!
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Problem is you have to be actually manning the gun for it to do any good, and not stuffing your face with Twinkies 24/7.
Where do I put my money down for her ending up as wife #4 in the back of a Hilux?
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
11-30-2015, 10:30 PM
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I can tell you one thing, she is never going to be taken hostage. In fact, if they catch her they will either just laugh, kill her or send her back to America with a surrender note.
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Or eat her. She could fed a small, desert village.
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
12-01-2015, 08:26 AM
I think this fellow has more chance of success than... the 1/2 armed, backwards-facing rifle, human blob.
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
12-01-2015, 10:29 AM
I would just like to point out that I would like to destroy ISIS, too. I don't want anyone to forget that.
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
12-01-2015, 10:25 PM
Let ALL second class women take their place on the battlefield, it's about all they're good for anyway.
“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)
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Also of interest to Jesus is my Greyhound Bus Depot Ministries and the ever so popular, Nevada State Brothel Ministries.
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For the man is not of the women; but the woman of the man.” (1Corinthians 11: 3,8)
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
12-02-2015, 04:18 AM
My husband believes that as a lady, I have no place on the battlefield, but I am allowed to pray for their utter, ruthless defeat at the hands of God soon, and I put together care troops for our Christian men in the army filled with KJV Bibles, Bible tracts, and pies.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
12-02-2015, 05:14 AM
I've never understood why they don't send queers out to the front lines. Maybe some retardeds too. Why waste Godly American treasure?
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
12-02-2015, 05:19 PM
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I've never understood why they don't send queers out to the front lines. Maybe some retardeds too. Why waste Godly American treasure?
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Well i mean retardeds will end up looking down the barrel in stupidity
and queers....... don't even get me started on what they would do with it
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
12-03-2015, 12:59 AM
She has the right idea. Shouldn't she leave her job to men, though? She should be servicing us instead of getting her head blown off by Isckslamics.
And besides, if she had any sort of dignity, she would at least dye that disgusting ginger hair of hers.
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Re: Godly Women will destroy ISIS -
12-03-2015, 01:42 AM
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And besides, if she had any sort of dignity, she would at least dye that disgusting ginger hair of hers.
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The True Christians™ disagree on this issue, see a previous post from Mr. Kristoffersen.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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