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Angry Peacekeeper - 01-21-2007, 05:18 PM

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Yeah i took that much but the building was only 5 feet tall and it was the dog house.
Peacekreeper.

More capuchin
than King Kong

he's hooting from
the Empire State

Let's fire the gong

Concrete his fate

He'll plummet long
to make a paste

for satan, God
and Solid Waste




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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-21-2007, 07:45 PM

Its hard to die from a 5 foot fall...
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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-22-2007, 05:11 AM

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Its hard to die from a 5 foot fall...
With Jesus, all things are possible. Keep trying, nancy. You'll get there yet.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-22-2007, 11:39 PM

Only if i dont land on my feet. Seeing as i would be 1 foot taller than the doghouse. I am not a midget.
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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-22-2007, 11:41 PM

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Only if i dont land on my feet. Seeing as i would be 1 foot taller than the doghouse. I am not a midget.
If you understood the poem, it metaphorically placed you:

he's hooting from
the Empire State


not in New York state, but atop the tallest building in NYC.

Jesus!

He's gonna jump again!

Whooooop!

Uh, keep the knees bent
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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-22-2007, 11:52 PM

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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-22-2007, 11:57 PM

Well you know what, since im king kong i might aswell destroy your house while im at it. D-STROYED! What are you going to do now?
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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-23-2007, 12:01 AM

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Well you know what, since im king kong i might aswell destroy your house while im at it. D-STROYED! What are you going to do now?
pwn your widdle d

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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-23-2007, 03:34 AM

Oh no! Looks like ill have to make a red big word to pwn your line across my Destroyed!
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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-23-2007, 03:40 AM

Is there a point to your miserable ramblings, canuck?
Stop whining already.


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Default Re: Peacekeeper - 01-23-2007, 03:47 AM

Actually i was just starting to joke with him because he used internet slang and i didn't realize he was familiarized with the terms. Just because so many here aren't. Generally academic types like him tend to stay away from it.
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