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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 05:43 AM
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Well when you find an "ex-negro", you let me know.
That's like saying someone is an "ex-mexican or caucasian". They don't exist. Whatever ethnicity you are born into, that's what you are FOREVER.
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I am not going to argue with you on this because it is not a debate forum, and the thread title clearly say's "Ask an Ex-Negro"
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 05:44 AM
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I am AFRICAN AMERICAN
and no, I cannot do that.
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You were born in Africa? You have dual citizenship? If not, then no, you're a Negro.
Sheesh, you don't see me calling myself a Swedish-American, and my ancestors probably showed up long after yours did.
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Well when you find an "ex-negro", you let me know.
That's like saying someone is an "ex-mexican or caucasian". They don't exist. Whatever ethnicity you are born into, that's what you are FOREVER.
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With Jesus all things are possible.
I don't understand why you are so against a good man like Remy making a better life for himself. He's left his Negro ways behind and become a good productive member of society. But people like you want to drag him back to the projects stoop to smoke crack with you. It's sad to see people like you trying to drag others into the gutter with them.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 05:51 AM
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You were born in Africa? You have dual citizenship? If not, then no, you're a Negro.
Sheesh, you don't see me calling myself a Swedish-American, and my ancestors probably showed up long after yours did.
With Jesus all things are possible.
I don't understand why you are so against a good man like Remy making a better life for himself. He's left his Negro ways behind and become a good productive member of society. But people like you want to drag him back to the projects stoop to smoke crack with you. It's sad to see people like you trying to drag others into the gutter with them.
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So true Sister, so true.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
You were born in Africa? You have dual citizenship? If not, then no, you're a Negro.
Sheesh, you don't see me calling myself a Swedish-American, and my ancestors probably showed up long after yours did.
With Jesus all things are possible.
I don't understand why you are so against a good man like Remy making a better life for himself. He's left his Negro ways behind and become a good productive member of society. But people like you want to drag him back to the projects stoop to smoke crack with you. It's sad to see people like you trying to drag others into the gutter with them.
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Well, I was born in Abuja (my dad is Nigerian, my mom isn't) and moved to America. So what does that make me ...
And so you're saying that all black people smoke crack...
Thats rich...
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 06:25 AM
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Well, I was born in Abuja (my dad is Nigerian, my mom isn't) and moved to America. So what does that make me ...
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The first Negro African-American that I've ever met.
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And so you're saying that all black people smoke crack...
Thats rich...
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Haven't been out to the projects, have you. For someone who moved here, you've sure picked up the Negroid hate speech. Personally, I think you're lying about the born in Africa thing, but hey, it's just a suspicion.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 06:29 AM
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Well, I was born in Abuja (my dad is Nigerian, my mom isn't) and moved to America. So what does that make me ...
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Tell your father I will not invest with him. I know he's lying about having 20 million dollars. Talk about learning it the hard way.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-31-2010, 08:25 PM
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Well, I was born in Abuja (my dad is Nigerian, my mom isn't) and moved to America. So what does that make me ...
And so you're saying that all black people smoke crack...
Thats rich...
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Ask your daddy if he remembers the letter I sent him last winter when he tried to hit up God's favorite church for money.
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Dear Reverend Spearchucker.
Thank you for writing me today to admit your disgusting greed. I am sorry to tell you that Nigerians, commonly known as 'niggers', do not go to heaven. They are recycled to make tires and pave roads for white people.
Landover Baptist is the wealthiest church in the world. We are so rich we don't even use black paint. If you are trying to find an accomplice for your crooked deals, please call the Vatican. Do it soon before you die of the AIDS.
God hates you and so do we.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-19-2010, 11:12 PM
I have a question, Why do the thugging wild niggras hold there guns sideways why they shoot? I was never taught this way from my Grandpappa may he rest in peace and God Bless his soul!
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-19-2010, 11:33 PM
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I have a question, Why do the thugging wild niggras hold there guns sideways why they shoot? I was never taught this way from my Grandpappa may he rest in peace and God Bless his soul!
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Only in the movies, and only because it looks cool. If you really had ever fired off a handgun you would know this.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-27-2010, 08:31 PM
Is it possible for a black person to make a ghost?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-27-2010, 09:06 PM
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I have a question, Why do the thugging wild niggras hold there guns sideways why they shoot? I was never taught this way from my Grandpappa may he rest in peace and God Bless his soul!
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That's because you probably never shot out of a car window opened a few inches. If you are doing a drive-by, holding the gun sideways allows the recoil to move the pistol along the horizontal axis, where there is plenty of room for movement. Holding the gun upright causes the pistol to bounce off the upper sill of the door or window when firing.
This style of hold carries over to the street, as being all "gangsta".
He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
01-21-2011, 03:08 AM
how in the world do you change your skin color? And by the way, skin pigment does not denote actions.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
01-25-2011, 07:24 AM
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how in the world do you change your skin color? And by the way, skin pigment does not denote actions.
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Who said anything about changing skin color?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
03-19-2011, 04:04 PM
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Is it possible for a black person to make a ghost?
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Brother Wiseman,
The blue gums are particularly skilled at making "ghosts". All they need to do is turn off the lights. If they smile it's called a Cheshire Shade.
Some True Christian scientist have theorized that because negroidials, wild pure blooded negroids of the Dark Continent, do not have souls they do not go a Hell - not immediately anyway - but instead serve as dark malevolent spirits for the Lord.
Judges 9
23 Then God sent an evil spirit between Abimelech and the men of Shechem; and the men of Shechem dealt treacherously with Abimelech:
1 Samuel 16
14 But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.
15 And Saul's servants said unto him, Behold now, an evil spirit from God troubleth thee.
Even the secularist acknowledge them, although they would never admit what they really are.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people
Creation science research are still looking into this.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
04-18-2011, 07:14 PM
Brother Remy,
Why can't coloreds say d's? I was watching Michelle Obama this morning on The View and noticed she even said "goot" instead of good, "nee" instead of need, "bayeet" instead of bad. Then the fat nigress Sherry Shepard chimed in and she was unable to pronounce words that ended with a "d" as well.
They also say "axe" instead of ask. What the deal with negro speak? GODLY white people can properly say words that end in a "d."
Curious,
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
04-19-2011, 02:21 AM
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Brother Remy,
Why can't coloreds say d's? I was watching Michelle Obama this morning on The View and noticed she even said "goot" instead of good, "nee" instead of need, "bayeet" instead of bad. Then the fat nigress Sherry Shepard chimed in and she was unable to pronounce words that ended with a "d" as well.
They also say "axe" instead of ask. What the deal with negro speak? GODLY white people can properly say words that end in a "d."
Curious,
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I think I know this one!
It's because their mouth is more like a gorilla mouth than a full human mouth.
They have thick tongues and lips; great for making clicking sounds and stripping meat off of bones, but no good for the subtleties of speaking proper American.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
04-19-2011, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Brother Remy,
Why can't coloreds say d's? I was watching Michelle Obama this morning on The View and noticed she even said "goot" instead of good, "nee" instead of need, "bayeet" instead of bad. Then the fat nigress Sherry Shepard chimed in and she was unable to pronounce words that ended with a "d" as well.
They also say "axe" instead of ask. What the deal with negro speak? GODLY white people can properly say words that end in a "d."
Curious,
Sister Thumper
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I think I know this one!
It's because their mouth is more like a gorilla mouth than a full human mouth.
They have thick tongues and lips; great for making clicking sounds and stripping meat off of bones, but no good for the subtleties of speaking proper American.
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You are partially correct, brother. There is not much use for a D in a "language" composed of chirps, squawks, clicks, and chicken dance sign lanuage. But the honest answer is that Osambo's sow speaks a dialect common among uppity, sass mouth, ghetto fabulous, white hating, negro supremacist elitists.
I have heard many common nigra pronounce their Ds.
"Wat up, Dawg"
"Gib meh Dat!!"
"Gibs muh a Dollah!!"
" Dayum! Datz a fat azz!!"
"Muh Dick, Be-otch!!"
"Ware Da whyte wimenz at?!?!"
"I ain't Do nuffin, offisa!!!"
" Da hoo D"
"Iz sho lik me sum greenz n cone brea D"
"Rollin on Doves"
" Done be Dissin me!"
"I ain't Dat baby's Da DDy?"
" D-Trooooit" (Detroit)
" Dez Mo'enez" (Des Moines)
"Birf Day"
"Grape Drank"
"Iz oni votes Demacat"
"Catlack Escala De"
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
04-21-2011, 02:30 AM
Brother Remy, I saw something horrifying the other day that I felt I should ask you about.
While some brethren and I were shaming the visitors to an adult bookstore (smut shop) by taking their photos to put up on a website and to mail to their wives and employers, one threw a 1980s videotape at me. Hit me right between the eyes with the corner, almost knocked me out.
It had a dark-skinned man on the cover, and was titled, "Bisexual Jungle Creampie Fever, starring Reamy Beleau".
REAM ME BELOW?!
You didn't ever happen to know this fellow, did you? Before you were Saved?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
04-21-2011, 04:30 AM
I was involved in a recent undercover demon-hunting expedition inquiry and faced the same shocking reality, this cant be the same Remy I look up to and adore. Please allay my fears Remy, tell me the esteemed Rev. M. Rodimer is mistaken!?
Saved via Prosperity Theology, thank God!
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
04-21-2011, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Brother Remy, I saw something horrifying the other day that I felt I should ask you about.
While some brethren and I were shaming the visitors to an adult bookstore (smut shop) by taking their photos to put up on a website and to mail to their wives and employers, one threw a 1980s videotape at me. Hit me right between the eyes with the corner, almost knocked me out.
It had a dark-skinned man on the cover, and was titled, "Bisexual Jungle Creampie Fever, starring Reamy Beleau".
REAM ME BELOW?!
You didn't ever happen to know this fellow, did you? Before you were Saved?
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I never associated with any homosexual whatsoever other than those trannies who looked like women - prettier than alot of unsaved women actually. And even then, it was doing godly missionary. As you know we do alot of missionary work in godless countries across the world. I tend to favor godless Brazil.
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I was involved in a recent undercover demon-hunting expedition inquiry and faced the same shocking reality, this cant be the same Remy I look up to and adore. Please allay my fears Remy, tell me the esteemed Rev. M. Rodimer is mistaken!?
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I can assure you both that my holy rectum has never been violated. My anus has never been assassinated, I have never played backgammon, no bandit has ever snuck in through my back door, I've never holstered a billy club, my fudge has never been packed, my donut has never had filling, my booty never pirated, my pillows have never had bit marks, I have never had the AIDS, my turds were never burglared, my rectum has never been disemboweled, nor have I been to San Fransisco (without a hazmat suit).
My anus is clean, unspoiled, ultra tight and virginal. Just like Jesus.
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