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What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-20-2010, 02:33 AM
I saw the pastor during the election party but he was absent for most of the event. I looked for him in the lavatory and in the conservatory. I supervised the valets until all of the cars were released, but the pastor's Escalade was the last car in the lot. I assumed that he went to the election party with JJH.
It's been two days and the Escalade is still at the lot at city hall. There are things to do at the church on Saturday morning and only he has the key to the storage locker. If I don't hear from him Friday night I'll call Pastor Peters, maybe he has a key.
Did anyone see the pastor on Friday?
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-20-2010, 03:43 AM
I didn't see him after the election party, but he has been on the forums since then. Maybe he walked home? Someone should probably remind him to pick up his Escalade...
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-20-2010, 04:01 AM
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I saw the pastor during the election party but he was absent for most of the event. I looked for him in the lavatory and in the conservatory. I supervised the valets until all of the cars were released, but the pastor's Escalade was the last car in the lot. I assumed that he went to the election party with JJH.
It's been two days and the Escalade is still at the lot at city hall. There are things to do at the church on Saturday morning and only he has the key to the storage locker. If I don't hear from him Friday night I'll call Pastor Peters, maybe he has a key.
Did anyone see the pastor on Friday?
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I thought I saw him today. I mean, I see him every day at the 6 am prayer meeting. He did say a couple of things I found strange for Pastor.
Something about The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything.
I figured he was still celebrating the election. That, or he had gone soft in the head.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-20-2010, 04:10 AM
What happened to pastor Ezekiel?
Project Habakkuk business, no doubt.
And in a completely unrelated manner, a Gulfstream business jet with an apparent Italian registry, arrived at Des Moines International Airport prior to Pastor Zeke's disappearance, and departed shortly thereafter . . . .
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-20-2010, 08:48 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if Alfred King had something to do with this.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-22-2010, 05:52 AM
Or Cassandra and her minions.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-22-2010, 04:41 PM
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I thought I saw him today. I mean, I see him every day at the 6 am prayer meeting. He did say a couple of things I found strange for Pastor.
Something about The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything.
I figured he was still celebrating the election. That, or he had gone soft in the head.
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Has he become a Buddhist?
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-22-2010, 05:51 PM
Perhaps the pastors posts on the forums have been made by an imposter?!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-22-2010, 06:02 PM
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Has he become a Buddhist?
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How can you say something so awful about Pastor Zeke? Zeke is a godly Christian and would never seriously talk about enabling looters and leeches. Probably on one of his to witness to the young men of the Dominican Republic.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-22-2010, 08:32 PM
Has anyone checked his home yet? What about his answering machine? The churches answering machine?
If he's been kidnapped (King? Cassandra?) they'd leave a message wouldn't they?
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-22-2010, 10:02 PM
He didn't mock Johny Joe Hold for being bald, did he? You know how she-bears are about calling Men of God baldies!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-22-2010, 10:57 PM
I put a call into him but it went straight to voicemail. I called a pal at the phone company to do a trace and he said the phone was either not on or out of the service area. How could it be out of the service area, he is a man of God and God is the world, except for France, certain locations in the southern part of the pacific rim and Iceland.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-23-2010, 01:34 PM
Is it possible he was raptured and all of us were left behind???
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-23-2010, 01:44 PM
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I wouldn't be surprised if Alfred King had something to do with this.
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Agreed, why we didn't kick that idiot out of town yet is beyond me. BTW does anyone know why they released Mrs. Johnson from jail?
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-23-2010, 05:45 PM
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Agreed, why we didn't kick that idiot out of town yet is beyond me. BTW does anyone know why they released Mrs. Johnson from jail?
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The new mayor was feeling generous after his acceptance party. Seems he felt the need to make peace with everyone.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-23-2010, 11:02 PM
Zeke was talking about "peace" and "love" and such earlier, with no mention of Jesus!
Has he been brainwashed by hippies?
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-24-2010, 12:30 AM
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Zeke was talking about "peace" and "love" and such earlier, with no mention of Jesus!
Has he been brainwashed by hippies?
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Did Cassandra and her heathen buddies cast some kind of spell on him? On both of them?
Why else all this peace and love stuff? They didn't inhale some of the evidence did they?
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-24-2010, 11:46 AM
I tried calling Jimmy-Roy on his church-supplied cell phone, thinking that J-R would likely have chauffeured Pastor Ezekiel to wherever he is, but the call went directly to voice mail, which turned out to be full.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-24-2010, 01:01 PM
Has anyone seen Capt. Portway? Perhaps Jesus called Pastor Ezekiel to Iceland, or Fiji or even Chile.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-24-2010, 01:21 PM
Has anyone tried to get hold of his fiancee, BibleThumpingBlonde? Let's pray the two of them were not led into temptation by Satan.
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