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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-15-2007, 03:49 AM

I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.
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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-15-2007, 06:38 AM

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I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.
Excuse me, but we're all in favor of stoning sodomites and burning witches. It's false Christians like you who make it illegal to do so in this once God-fearing country.


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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-15-2007, 11:37 AM

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No. Infact its the whole purpose of this board, wich you guys created, because you think your in the position to help people. when its apparent you all need serious help yourselves
No. We think Jesus is in a position to help people, which is why we created this board to spread His love. We needed help from Jesus, and we got it. Won't you accept His help too?


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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-17-2007, 11:51 PM

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No. We think Jesus is in a position to help people, which is why we created this board to spread His love. We needed help from Jesus, and we got it. Won't you accept His help too?
Impressive, Brother T, this sums it up in a Godly nutshell (and maybe now that GoodGOD has been placed on moderation, he'll have time to simmer down and consider the error of his nasty heathenizer ways)


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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-18-2007, 06:31 AM

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I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.
Where exactly have we done the "oppisite" of what the Bible says?

You're the one raping children, sir. Is that something the Bible said to do?
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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-19-2007, 07:32 PM

Thou art going to Hell.
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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-20-2007, 10:25 PM

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i dont mention the bible, i follow it.
You claim to follow the Bible, but you haven't even read it. You are just an asshole (yes, I called you an asshole--trust me, I have read the Bible, and there is nothing in there that says you can't call an asshole an asshole) who thinks that the Bible says whatever you want it to say, rather than what it actually does say.

If you know more about how God wants us to behave than we do, then tell us why. Did God send you a telegram? Did He phone you? Does He speak with you on a daily basis? But we will listen to you only if you present evidence of what God wants. Anything else is just some asshole's opinion.



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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-21-2007, 05:53 AM

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I Admit my transgressions. You people don't, you live off them. Your transgressions are the only part of bein a christian you practice... Its as if you all read the bible and decided to do the oppisite.
I admitted my sin, and in the name of our lord Jesus Christ repented from all vices that may lure me to the ways of Satan. You however are a homer who lusts for that which is most reprehensible.

You also say that you have been "Diagnosed with a genetic disorder" Thats your typical Liebrial propaganda. Our lord the almighty made YOU in an image of HIMSELF. Therefore you are perfect. Any homerism you may partake in, or lust for, purely shows you have not succumb to the teachings of Christ.

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Matthew 18:8 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
I see your lust for children as that eye. You simply need to pluck it out, or you will be cast into the hell-fire for your eternal damnation. I prey for you, but i fear the worst may befall what seems to be a weak a feeble mind.
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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-21-2007, 06:15 PM

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I see your lust for children as that eye. You simply need to pluck it out, or you will be cast into the hell-fire for your eternal damnation. I prey for you, but i fear the worst may befall what seems to be a weak a feeble mind.


Please do pay attention to what you type.

Saying that the other guy lusts for children and then saying that you prEy for him...

(some other things you wrote suffer from the same problem, your heart seem to be in the right place but your fingers betray you, you take CHRIST into your heart, you accept JESUS as your SAVIOUR, you don't succumb, JESUS is no illness.... and paying attention will do, no need to cut out your fingers)

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Default Re: Screw these guys, pray for ME - 12-22-2007, 04:19 AM

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Please do pay attention to what you type.

Saying that the other guy lusts for children and then saying that you prEy for him...

(some other things you wrote suffer from the same problem, your heart seem to be in the right place but your fingers betray you, you take CHRIST into your heart, you accept JESUS as your SAVIOUR, you don't succumb, JESUS is no illness.... and paying attention will do, no need to cut out your fingers)

PRAISE THE LORD!
Yet you prEy on him yourself? What, ya'll nigrass? "Your heart seem to be be..." That is darkie talk! Not teh saved darks, for they spell words correctly due to Lordly direction.

GoodGodMan, grab your head and give it a shake. GodGoodFlavor, He heals all, you sick f***, genetic mutations, and microphallus!

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