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Default Re: 23 Tell Tale Signs That A Co-Worker May Be A Closet Gay - 03-27-2014, 01:47 PM

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Not really.
The point of my protest, or rather question, was to ask for something to back up your claims.

I know some people who fit into one or two of these descriptions, but they aren't homosexuals. So I wanted to know what is the basis of your claims?

I mean, without any solid proof or evidence to back up these "clues" what's preventing people from pulling out random facts from their asses and posting them as truth?

Hell, I could do one right now.

How to tell if a person is a child molester?

Simple, he's carrying a hash pipe. "Studies" show that all drug addicts are highly susceptible of sexually abusing a child. Because they want to spread Bob Marley's hate and children are considered a gift from ganja, what better way to show one's appreciation of such a gift than "spreading the ganja"?

In fact, the stronger a person's addiction, the greater the risk that he will molest a child. Therefore, if you happen to live in the Caribbean, make sure to get a gas mask for your kids.

See? And that's how simple it is to tell if that guy over there is a child molester.


Dear Satan Worshiper,

How dare you question one of God's children. Brother Rankan was very brave in writing this wonderful post and you think you have the right to question what God told him??? You want proof that this is real the only proof we need is this:

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

Brother Rankan thank you for sharing this with us. I know how dangerous it is. The homers and their defenders are of a violent nature, and we should not take their threats lightly. I know God is with you on this and will protect you.


Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. Ephesians 6:11




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Default Re: 23 Tell Tale Signs That A Co-Worker May Be A Closet Gay - 05-18-2014, 04:46 PM

This has got to be one of the most hilarious posts I have ever read. I just had to re-post it on my Facebook page for my coworkers to see. Of course, I'm openly gay at work, so it doesn't really apply to me anyway. But if this is true, then just about all my coworkers would have to be secretly gay, and, trust me, I would know if that were the case. And I can personally assure everyone that I have gone with straight guy friends to a movie, a bar, and even hanging out at my place, and I have yet to drug and rape a single one of them, haha.
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Default Re: 23 Tell Tale Signs That A Co-Worker May Be A Closet Gay - 05-18-2014, 04:51 PM

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And I can personally assure everyone that I have gone with straight guy friends to a movie, a bar, and even hanging out at my place, and I have yet to drug and rape a single one of them, haha.
Your procrastination is of no interest to us.

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Default Re: 23 Tell Tale Signs That A Co-Worker May Be A Closet Gay - 05-18-2014, 04:53 PM

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...And I can personally assure everyone...
Unsourced assertions (as yours is, until you identify yourself) are not evidence.

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...I have yet to drug and rape a single one of them, haha.
So? That just proves they're too ugly for you to bother with.


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Default Re: 23 Tell Tale Signs That A Co-Worker May Be A Closet Gay - 05-18-2014, 05:16 PM

That's true, I can't prove it. But considering I've been with the company for four years and these guys have remained my friends and hung out with me often, and considering I have a completely clean police record, those facts should stand for themselves. Unless you're claiming that I wiped their memories after raping them, but I'm pretty sure that even then they'd feel some soreness afterward and figure it out. And believe me, several of these coworkers are very attractive, haha, and I would definitely enjoy having sex with them, but I am able to exercise basic decency and self-control. This may surprise you, but we homosexuals do enjoy non-sexual activities too, and we also enjoy maintaining friendships.
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Default Re: 23 Tell Tale Signs That A Co-Worker May Be A Closet Gay - 05-18-2014, 05:33 PM

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...we homosexuals do enjoy non-sexual activities too, and we also enjoy maintaining friendships.
My bad, I'll stop distracting from the fact that the Bible still says you're going to Hell.

Me, too (different story, and it's their forum, not mine).


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