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  • #1

    Inscrutable Chinese penis removal

    There will always be a China

    http://reuters.excite.com//article/2...PLANT1-DC.html
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    There will always be a China

    http://reuters.excite.com//article/2...PLANT1-DC.html
    'Organ' donation has never been more literal, nor as perverse ... the implications are frightening. What if the donar had been a negro? The little chink recipient would've had to forgo his rickshaw for a wheelbarrow, that's what.

    May the LORD keep True Christian™ men safe, safe from the temptation of well-endowed donars of the negrotic variety.
    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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    • #3
      Penis removal hmm?

      Well then, that might explain the recent opening of this restaurant: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english...ent_521375.htm in China!
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Penis removal hmm?

        Well then, that might explain the recent opening of this restaurant: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english...ent_521375.htm in China!
        Lady stop worrying about other mens penises and start worrying about how you will spend eternity.

        Have you accepted Jesus yet?
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        Got Jesus?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Brother_Mike View Post
          Lady stop worrying about other mens penises and start worrying about how you will spend eternity.

          Have you accepted Jesus yet?
          Brother Mike, you should realize by now that feminazis like Ms. Von Hellbound have one ultimate goal in life; to castrate all men. They take great joy in hearing about detached male tallywackers, because they see men as rapists. Blame the demoncrats for spending our hard-earned tax dollars on all manner of satanic programs designed to convince young girls that women are victims and men are the enemy.

          Jesus knows better.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Brother Mike, you should realize by now that feminazis like Ms. Von Hellbound have one ultimate goal in life; to castrate all men. They take great joy in hearing about detached male tallywackers, because they see men as rapists. Blame the demoncrats for spending our hard-earned tax dollars on all manner of satanic programs designed to convince young girls that women are victims and men are the enemy.

            Jesus knows better.
            Exactly, Brother Ezekiel.

            Without women, Adam would have lived in the garden of Eden with Jesus eternally, but women ruined everything. As usual.
            Women are to blame for most things which are wrong in the society of today, well, women and homers are both to blame.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • #7
              I don't think ALL men are rapists, but rape is generally a men-only crime! I mean, do you hear of women raping men?

              And hey, I'M not the one removing tallywhackers and frying them in soy sauce, now, am I?
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                I don't think ALL men are rapists, but rape is generally a men-only crime! I mean, do you hear of women raping men?
                Yes. And besides, all this would be irrelevant if it wasn't for Eve using the threat of rape to force poor Adam to eat that apple.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #9
                  I wish you'd all stop using THAT P-Word!!

                  It's a Tallywhacker or Choo-Choo around here!

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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