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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 03:20 AM

This is the most irrational piece of bullshit I have ever read in my entire life. First off, the game is rated m for mature you shouldn't be letting your "children" play it in the first place. Secondly, the character that is a war general is not gay. Those lines, like get behind me and I love this guy are not lines of a homosexual nature. There simply lines like get behind me for safty and thank you. If I walked up to obama and said "I love you man for what you do for this country" doesn't mean I'm in love with him. And also, as much as it hurts your feeble minds, there are such things as homosexual soilders. There is nothing wrong with homosexual people, the problem is you annoying over religious pricks with your crosses shoved so far up your asses you don't realize Jesus put homosexual people on earth for a reason. I feel sick knowing people like you are allowed to raise children and teach them these sick twisted ideas of true religion. All I see here is overly obsessed religious people who have no view on life other then what theyve been told by other obsessed people. You will realize when you die that god loves everyone equally, and truthfully he's probably ashamed by the rep you give him.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 03:36 AM

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You will realize when you die that god loves everyone equally.
Kindly post the Scripture that backs up your claim, boy.

God does not love queers, witches, atheists or joos. If you were a True Christian™ you would know that.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Thumbs down Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 04:16 AM

I'm pretty sure god loves gay people more then your sorry ass. Do you listen to yourself? Adding that little smiley face after you saying god doesn't love other people. You are the most sick, twisted creature and you were obviously born from Satan himself sent to believe "gods word." your absolutely the smartest person on earth because I myself am female with a loving husband and children. I go to church every Sunday like you, were i am taught the ways of god. And being a true Christian doesn't mean picking out other people and saying god hates them. It's believing and having faith. Your probably just a closet gay man who hides in the shadow of his drunkin catholic father. Say what you want but and change what you want on this account, I don't care. It shows how irrationally and childish you are And also, its spelled Jew. Good day.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 04:22 AM

This reminds me of another current thread: Who is more persecuted in America - Christians or Atheists?

Welcome to the party. Is there anything else you want to get off your chest about how much you hate Jesus?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 04:45 AM

OH PRAISE THE LORD PRAISSSSE THE LORDDDD. I SEEN IT I SEEEEEN IT. I laughed histerically at all the hate Pastor Eziekiel or however you spell his name got on his wall. this cult and whatevers going on here, seems to have violated many laws. And I think I may actually tell the authorities. Thanks for the wonderful expierence. btw, I never once said I hated Jesus. check the post again.


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OH PRAISE THE LORD PRAISSSSE THE LORDDDD. I SEEN IT I SEEEEEN IT. I laughed histerically at all the hate Pastor Eziekiel or however you spell his name got on his wall. this cult and whatevers going on here, seems to have violated many laws. And I think I may actually tell the authorities. Thanks for the wonderful expierence. btw, I never once said I hated Jesus. check the post again.
Dear Jesus-hater,

Can you please tell us specifically which laws we have broken? Oh, and do come back and tell us how your conversation with law enforcement went.

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OH PRAISE THE LORD PRAISSSSE THE LORDDDD. I SEEN IT I SEEEEEN IT. I laughed histerically at all the hate Pastor Eziekiel or however you spell his name got on his wall. this cult and whatevers going on here, seems to have violated many laws. And I think I may actually tell the authorities. Thanks for the wonderful expierence. btw, I never once said I hated Jesus. check the post again.
Dear Teenaged Troll;

By all means feel free to contact the local authorities in whatever foul excuse for a country you hail from. Here in America (God's favorite!), we are allowed to practice Christianity as we see fit.

And we thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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How many other religious webforums are you going to tattle on, today? All of them?


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If I walked up to obama and said "I love you man for what you do for this country" doesn't mean I'm in love with him.
Maybe not, but saying something like that would make you really, really crazy and proof without a doubt that you are totally detached from reality. Besides, it is obvious that you would not love him as we all know that gay people are incabable of loving anything. Sodomites are driven only by lust and hatred.
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Sodomites are driven only by lust and hatred.
And bleeding rectum.

Anyway, Bible does not contradict itself. So if it says that God hates sodomites AND says God loves all, it just means that sodomites are not included in all. Simple as that. It would be really stupid to write that God is merciful for all, except ( two pages of exceptions )

And when the Bible says that you should love your enemy AND it says that kill them, it just means that killing them is loving them. Simple, is it?

Analogy could be mathematics. In math, everything is based on something proved earlier. First you define natural numbers, then integers, real numbers etc. All the earlier rules exists with the new ones. So 2 - 1 = 1, not 2, because that how the rules are set. Of course the Bible is not as limited as math. If God (the Bible) says that 2 + 2 = 5, then it is so. God is omnipotent.

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Mr. Gaygear, thank you for the future prosecution; we shall be blessed by it

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 03:12 PM

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they made a soldier character that is protrayed as a gay character like my son told me he gave me this photo (warning it's interracial)

REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD

Is that so?
I know numerous soldiers from around the world who are atheist and open about their sexuality. Does this mean that they're not soldiers? Because their paperwork begs to differ.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 03:26 PM

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Is that so?
I know numerous soldiers from around the world who are atheist and open about their sexuality. Does this mean that they're not soldiers?
It means you should stop prostitute yourself to sodomites. Still, as she said, no real american soldier is gay.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 04:18 PM

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Is that so?
I know numerous soldiers from around the world who are atheist and open about their sexuality. Does this mean that they're not soldiers? Because their paperwork begs to differ.
So you cruise the internet with a gay soldier fetish for webcam masturbation sessions as well!

Is there no end to your work for Satan?



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-22-2011, 07:25 PM

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It means you should stop prostitute yourself to sodomites. Still, as she said, no real american soldier is gay.
I find that intriguing, because you would suspect that someone who loves America so much they would at least capitalize the nation's name as a show of respect.
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I find that intriguing, because you would suspect that someone who loves America so much they would at least capitalize the nation's name as a show of respect.
“I find that intriguing, because you would suspect that someone who” cares so much about common courtesy and respect would introduce himself before bothering True Christians™ in a pesky manner. We don’t even know if you’re a freedom loving American or a communist, ATM. We have an introduction forum for good reason.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-22-2011, 07:45 PM

I apologize. I did not realize there was an introduction section. But do I really need to make a thread saying "Hello!" in order for people to find out if I'm a loving American or a dirty Communist pig?

By the way, I am not intending any offense. I am learning.
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I apologize. I did not realize there was an introduction section. But do I really need to make a thread saying "Hello!" in order for people to find out if I'm a loving American or a dirty Communist pig?

By the way, I am not intending any offense. I am learning.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-22-2011, 07:58 PM

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-22-2011, 09:42 PM

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...Martin Luther King Jr. could not have done what he did if there hadn't been terrible injustice in the bible belt states.
Sounds like you're trying to justify said terrible injustice.

Without war, no one would be a hero. So war is good.

Some "humanist" you are.


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