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Dear all,

I come in peace. I am Naomi, a 16-year-old man and a retard in the Third Flame of the Church of Satan (Which you can visit here: *** removed link to gay porn *** While I am not a Christian (as I am a full Satanist, and I hope we can respect each others' beliefs), I still hope to learn about the Christian God and His ways. I hope despite our differences, I can be welcome here. After all, God and Satan used to be good friends, and I hope we can be good friends as well and achieve a harmonious coexistence together.

Blessed be.

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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 05:08 PM

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Dear all,

I come in peace. I am Naomi, a 16-year-old man and Priest of the Third Flame of the Church of Satan (Which you can visit here: *** removed link to gay porn *** While I am not a Christian (as I am a full Satanist, and I hope we can respect each others' beliefs), I still hope to learn about the Christian God and His ways. I hope despite our differences, I can be welcome here. After all, God and Satan used to be good friends, and I hope we can be good friends as well and achieve a harmonious coexistence together.

Blessed be.
Where in the KJV Bible does it describe Satan and God as "friends" ?

Book, chapter, and verse please.


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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 05:17 PM

I think you are probably an evil person Naomi. Why do you claim to be a man when you have the name of a woman?


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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 05:31 PM

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I think you are probably an evil person Naomi. Why do you claim to be a man when you have the name of a woman?
Dear Mr Possibly Retarded Pothead,

Naomi is a common men's name in my culture, just as how Andrea is a common male name in France but is considered feminine in America.

I hope we can be good friends.
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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 05:40 PM

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[...], just as how Andrea is a common male name in France [...].

I hope we can be good friends.
Hello Naomi,

Do you have a multitude of examples to show us this is common?

Kind regards,

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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 05:51 PM

My apologies - it appears that I have gotten the European Countries mixed up. Andrea is a common male name in Greece and Italy. It comes from the word "Andreas", meaning Male.
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My apologies - it appears that I have gotten the European Countries mixed up. Andrea is a common male name in Greece and Italy. It comes from the word "Andreas", meaning Male.

You are clearly retarded. Do you drool?


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No, sir, I do not drool.
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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 06:23 PM

Welcome, Satanist. I was just wondering why my name is pink. It's pretty cool.
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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 06:30 PM

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No, sir, I do not drool.
Interesting..

And what if you see this?



Spaghetti with spinach pesto and meat balls.

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...I still hope to learn about the Christian God and His ways...
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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 07:52 PM

Would it not be fruitful to learn of God from His advocates themselves?
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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 09:32 PM

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I am Naomi, a 16-year-old man and Priest of the Third Flame of the Church of Satan
How original. For once I would like to see a normal member of wiccan/satan's whatever/druid etc. faith, but no. You must be about 2000th priest we've got here. So tell me now, how does it work out for you, when everyone is a priest, a high-priest, a priestess or a high-priestess making up different belief systems as they go?
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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 09:47 PM

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How original. For once I would like to see a normal member of wiccan/satan's whatever/druid etc. faith, but no. You must be about 2000th priest we've got here. So tell me now, how does it work out for you, when everyone is a priest, a high-priest, a priestess or a high-priestess making up different belief systems as they go?
Brother, I think this is all some elaborate on-line LARPing community.




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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 10:44 PM

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Hello Mary,

Is that something like this?



Kind regards,

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Default Re: A retarded introduction from retard Naomi Forest - 02-21-2016, 10:59 PM

Precisely.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Dear Mr Possibly Retarded Pothead,

Naomi is a common men's name in my culture, just as how Andrea is a common male name in France but is considered feminine in America.

I hope we can be good friends.
NIRL (that means NNo In Real Life, ICYDN). Naomi, Andrea, Lynne and Sydney are all weak names and reserved for women.
All french are limp wristed mimes who run from their own shadows.

There is a reason french men ride with baguettes in their baskets, if you know what I mean (IYKWIM).


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest - 02-22-2016, 01:31 PM

Thank you for the kind welcome. I am not deserving of such graciousness.

I would like to ask a few questions about Christianity if possible, mainly how the Holy Trinity poops. If the Holy Trinity is three beings in one, how does it poop? Do they share one ***the dirty word "butthole" removed by moderator*** or something?

Looking forward to an answer from the informed,
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...I would like to ask a few questions about Christianity if possible, mainly how the Holy Trinity poops...
Is there anything in the Bible that says you have to know that in order to be Saved™?



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