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Default Who here supports New Jersey - 05-03-2016, 05:33 PM
As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.
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Default Re: Who here supports New Jersey - 05-03-2016, 05:37 PM
Hello, governor. It's quite an honor to have a second rate presidential candidate here. Even if you are a worthless R.I.N.O.

What do I think of New Jersey? It's it where they dumped all of NYC's poor? There's the Jersey Devil. Oh, and the Jack Whites. And the mafia is there too I believe.

What about you? What do you think about Jesus? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you ever going to become a True Christian like Senator Cruz?

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Who here supports New Jersey - 05-03-2016, 06:14 PM
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As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.
Hello Chris,

I am not a Christian but nevertheless I will answer your utterly boring questions in your grossly lacking post. I view your state as one having agreeable beaches and I don´t understand what your role was in your self proclaimed ¨rebuilding of the shore¨.

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Default Re: Who here supports New Jersey - 05-03-2016, 08:36 PM
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As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.
1. Who are you?

B. What church do you attend?

C. What is your favorite Bible verse?

4. NJ is a degenerate Yankee state, so who cares?

5. If the hurricane didn't hurt the turnpike, no harm done.

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As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.
I "view your state," sir, as the armpit, bowels, AND anus of the United States. New Jersey is an e coli-laden, pus-filled boil on the face of our great country. Your taxes are high, your roadways are dilapidated and congested, your women are slatterns, and your Godless denizens possess an unfathomable and unwarranted "pride" in being New Jerseyans. Also, none of you people knows how to drive properly (at least, that's what Mr. McIrish says when he has to drive though on his way to New York, which is another cesspool of sin). As a matter of fact, I would wager that New Whoresy is a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah (Jude 1:7)!

That being said ... welcome to our friendly forums, and I pray that God smites your entire state with fire and eternal damnation!

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Default Re: Who here supports New Jersey - 05-03-2016, 09:59 PM
Did the hurricane kill the cast of Jersey Shore? Please, please tell me it at least killed Snooki!

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Did the hurricane kill the cast of Jersey Shore? Please, please tell me it at least killed Snooki!
I have never watched TV, but Mr. McIrish told me briefly about that program. Ugh! Snooki is Satan's own little gremlin whore, for certain.

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Default Re: Who here supports New Jersey - 05-06-2016, 12:07 PM
I played golf and drank schnapps with Governor Christie just two weeks ago, friend. If you are really him, prove it by telling me what flavor schnapps we enjoyed.

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Default Re: Who here supports New Jersey - 05-06-2016, 03:51 PM
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As a fellow Christian and Governor of the state New Jersey, I was wondering on how you guys view my state. I have been doing my best to rebuild the shore after the horrible hurricane.

Here in Godly Texas, we have hurricanes stronger than your little Force I storm about twice a week in the summertime. Most people don't even miss work for a little rain and wind like that. It is a measure of the sissytude of the Yankee race that a puny little storm like that brought you to your knees until this very day. God hates Yankees and New Jersey especially. You can call yourself a Republican all you want, but in the end you are just another heathen Yankee and God hates you as much as He hates your neighbors.

God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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