[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

Also... I know that some think that Asians are not Christians, but my mother's family are Catholic, but she was reborn in Christ when she married our Dad.

How do you cope with not having God's word in weird symbols instead of God's language: English?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

How do you cope with not having God's word in weird symbols instead of God's language: English?

Brother, not only do they scribble the Holy Name of the Lord thy God, they draw Him with those weird little china-man eyes, too! Who ever heard of God the Father sending Chinesus to die on a bamboo cross for a long weekend for the sins of the fowl Orientals?

[ann the chinaman girl]

Hey... don't be mean. We grew up in America and speak American. We only know basic Cantonese and always go to church in American.

I put a real picture in my avatar, so I hope its ok.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

...I put a real picture in my avatar, so I hope its ok.

The downcast look and lack of eye contact show remorse and subjection, so I think they'll like it better than your previous efforts.

So you haven't mentioned the vile, disgusting sins that you committed in your hatred of God and all that is Good before being Saved™ by the blood of the Lamb, who "died" (well, He is immortal so it's like kinda) for two and a halfish days to repay the offense done to Himself for your sake? Lesbianism, perhaps? Spare us no details.

James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

[ann the chinaman girl]

We have confessed all our sin to the Lord and our pastor. He says that all girls experament and that the Lord forgives the truly repentant.

I don't know that we have to go thru it again.

[Faith_Machine]

Well, well, well, well, well! What a lovely pair of young ladies!

I know one of you is 15, but I didn't catch the other's age?

Fifteen is such a splendid age to be. Whole life ahead of you, so many opportunities to grow in the Lord, etc...

Say, do you have a Web cam?

[ann the chinaman girl]

We're 18 n 15 ... thankyou

[ann the chinaman girl]

Hi everyone, we're wondering how we can stop being under-investigation.

Yes, we have sinned but at the Lord says:


Matthew 9:13 - But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.


We are here to learn.

[Faith_Machine]

Well it might help if I was able to get a better look at the both of you. Say, why don't you give me your Skype details, and once we've had a nice little chat, I can go to the Department of Faith and vouch for you!

[ann the chinaman girl]

OK .. how do I send you the skype id?

[Faith_Machine]

I...

You...


Oh my goodness, nobody has ever agreed to this before.

I'm not sure I know what to do!

[ann the chinaman girl]

We're thinking we can trust everyone here as it's a Godly Christian community

[Young Peter]

Hold on a minute brother Faith Machine, doesn't it say right in your signature file that you are not allowed to Skype with young girls?


I do not mean any offense, sir, but I would hate to see you get in trouble again.

I know all about getting in trouble with girls!

[ann the chinaman girl]

Thankyou Young Peter, we didn't see that. I won't be giving the skype sorry. Shame on you.

Mathew 5-8 : Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God

[ann the chinaman girl]

We had a great sermon today, based around Romans 15:4For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.


We're hoping to learn from everyone here

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

We had a great sermon today, based around Romans 15:4For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.


We're hoping to learn from everyone here

I hesitate to ask but what have you learnt so far?

YIC

[ann the chinaman girl]

So far, we have learned that we need to be more humble and understanding of a young woman's place, and the need for us to be clearer in what we say and do.

Also, the need for us to move beyond our mixed race background and do what is needed to prove our Christian American values.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

So far, we have learned that we need to be more humble and understanding of a young woman's place, and the need for us to be clearer in what we say and do.

Also, the need for us to move beyond our mixed race background and do what is needed to prove our Christian American values.

Being of mixed heritage is an affront to Jesus.

Daniel 2:43 - And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.

That said I know an ex-negro and several ex gays fellowship with me regularly so even the daughter of a Chinaman can find God!

You see, we are all dirty, dirty birds in the eyes of the Lord.

Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created. - Revelation 4:11
For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: - Colossians 1:16
The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. - Psalms 24:1
For he is our God; and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand. To day if ye will hear his voice, - Psalms 95:7
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good. - Proverbs 15:3
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 7:21
Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God. - 1 Corinthians 10:31
I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images. - Isaiah 42:8
If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil. - Proverbs 16:4
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? - Romans 9:21
Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling. - Psalm 2:11

This being so, I would not worry to much about mixed blood f you genuinely want to put it behind you.

YIC

[Des]

I've been terribly busy of late, so I haven't had a chance to catch up on the threads. Having become fed up with the wild claims of so-called scientists, I flew to Geneva and managed to get into a tour of CERN. You should have seen the look on the tour guide's face when I told her I wanted to buy a hadron from them. Her look was one of open mouthed incomprehension, which confirmed my suspicion that THEY DON'T HAVE ANY! The lab-jacketed Eurotrash at CERN just MAKE THAT STUFF UP!


But anyhow, I'm sorry to have missed this thread earlier, and would like to personally welcome the two of you to our wonderful forum. Are you employed by any chance? When I first bought my personal assistant Mariko 20 years ago the Russian fellow assured me that she wouldn't age. But here just a mere 20 years later I'm noticing crows feet beside her squinty eyes. I'm so disgusted that I'm thinking about putting her on a plane to China.


Edited to add: Did I say bought? Silly me, I meant hired. Mariko usually takes dictation for me and corrects little slips like that, but due to the content of this post I decided to type it myself. My bad.

[ann the chinaman girl]

Hi, thanks for commenting. Yes, we don't see ourselves as half-caste or asian, we were born in America and want to be pure American. Can you please explain how we can achieve this through our Lord.

We're both at school. Lyn isn't employed yet, but I have a part time job cleaning.


Yours in Christ.