[ann the chinaman girl]

Hi,

We're here to talk and learn. Hope to get to know you all

[ann the chinaman girl]

Sorry didn't see the questions. We we're raised in a good Christian family, and attend Woodland (WBC).

My favorite verse is Romans 10:10 "For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.”

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

Hi,

We're here to talk and learn. Hope to get to know you all

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

Sorry didn't see the questions. We we're raised in a good Christian family, and attend Woodland (WBC).

My favorite verse is Romans 10:10 "For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.”

Greetings,

It is always nice to see young women who can correct their shortcomings and ask for forgiveness after their mistakes. Your quest to find Christ is most laudable!

As we are swarmed by rude atheists who only wish to persecute us, we have to question also our polite visitors (such as you) to ensure that no blasphemers reside here on God's Favorite Forum. Due to this, I must ask you some clarifications that have caused slight discomfort when assessing your Introduction:

• Is it prudent to have the avatar with an uncovered head on a Forum of Worship?
  • 1 Corinthians 11:13 - Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
• WBC? I hope you are not referring to the White Blood cell Count that atheists use to seduce our youth into receiving secular medicine?
• Have you been begetting?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ann the chinaman girl]

We don't usually cover for church, 1 Corinthians 15 "But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering."

No, WBC is Woodlawn Baptist Church.


No, neither of us. We are neither married.


Ann & Lyn

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Hello, Ann and Lyn -

to these Godly forums! We are so glad to have you here.

Tell us all about your walk with Jesus! Do you have your husbands' permission to be on the Interwebs? How many sons have you borne (FYI, girlchildren don't really count)?

You seem like good girls, but I am a bit concerned about your avatar which looks suspiciously like that Jap "anime" stuff: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1416

Are you girls Oriental?

I look forward to fellowshipping with you!

In Christ,
Mrs. Paddy McIrish

[ann the chinaman girl]

Thankyou. We aren't married and our pastor says its ok if we do it to honor the Lord.

It's a cartoon pic that we like as it looks pure and innocent. We're American but part Chinese.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

Thankyou. We aren't married and our pastor says its ok if we do it to honor the Lord.

It's a cartoon pic that we like as it looks pure and innocent. We're American but part Chinese.

Not married yet? How old are you both? Is your father actively seeking out Christian men for you? Do either of you have some sort of affliction (besides being half-breed mongrels) that makes you unappealing or a liability to potential husbands?

There is nothing innocent about anime, my dears. I highly recommend changing your avatar to something more Christian-appropriate.

And don't worry; with Jesus' help, you MIGHT be able to "pray the chink away"!

[ann the chinaman girl]

thankyou for helping me.

I'm 18 am no bethrothed yet. I think being part chinese doesn't help. Only guys that want me are no wanting to be chaste till marriage.


I will change the image.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

thankyou for helping me.

I'm 18 am no bethrothed yet. I think being part chinese doesn't help. Only guys that want me are no wanting to be chaste till marriage.

Well that's a shame. Men aren't what they used to be. In my day, women wore the buns and men had short hair. Now men wear buns and women have "pixie" cuts. Disgraceful. Why is your father not praying harder for husbands to take you off his hands? Has he no money for tithing? Or do you have some perverted "special" relationship? Perhaps you're simply ugly and no man will take you on. In any case, it's a well known fact that a healthy tithing schedule to a True Christian™ church will reduce the time waiting for prayers to be heard and answered. You might consider setting up a tithing schedule with Cookie in our main office right away. Pastor Zeke has a fantastic track record with prayers, all things considered.

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

I will change the image.

That's no better. What are you, 8 years old? If you continue to act like an elementary school student, what man will feel assurance that you can cook and clean and bear him many righteous sons? No dear, time to grow up, put away the dolls and coloring books, and pick up an apron.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

In any case, it's a well known fact that a healthy tithing schedule to a True Christian™ church will reduce the time waiting for prayers to be heard and answered. You might consider setting up a tithing schedule with Cookie in our main office right away. Pastor Zeke has a fantastic track record with prayers, all things considered.

If you continue to act like an elementary school student, what man will feel assurance that you can cook and clean and bear him many righteous sons? No dear, time to grow up, put away the dolls and coloring books, and pick up an apron.

As usual, Sister Etheldreda's Holy Ghost-inspired advice gives us all the answers. She is the epitome of a woman!

Girls, please heed the suggestions above if you want to avoid an eternity of burning in Hell.

The Bible teaches us that we "weaker vessels" are SAVED only by becoming property of a Godly man and churning out throngs of Christian Soldiers, one after another, until your uterus shrivels like an empty husk, at which time your limited value is reduced to cooking, cleaning, and babysitting (1 Timothy 2:15).

Chop chop! You're not getting any younger (or any more fertile)!

[Redeemed Papist]

Women conspiring together with their tittle tattle and instructing each other makes me feel ill. Why are you not with your husbands?

[Redeemed Papist]

I just saw you are a Nip. Slants are notorious for not understanding Jesus. Renouncing that racial contamination has to be your first step. You are in the right place. We sometimes even manage to get a nigra to renounce blackness and become almost white.

If you need help on how to become more American then ask. We are, after all, the people most favoured by God. I myself am of the European descent, as you can see from my spelling, but my heart is in Landover, a place free of vile homosex and the Mooslim invasion.

[I Man Rastafari]

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

thankyou for helping me.

I'm 18 am no bethrothed yet. I think being part chinese doesn't help. Only guys that want me are no wanting to be chaste till marriage.


I will change the image.

Greetings Chinese people! I am from Jamaica where we also have Chinese people but not too many. They are the source of most of the guns so they are a very important part of Jamaican society. Is your father in the gun business or does he own a Chinese restaurant?


Jah Guide
Trevor

[Alvin Moss]

Welcome, Sisters. There is no friendlier site on the interwebs than the one you have found right here. We are Christian and this is the place where Christians in America come together for fellowship and praise. I see from your introduction that you are the result of sinful race mixing. Exactly how much Chinaman are you? You have said that the rest of you is American. How did this race mixing come about?

Whatever the sordid story of your birth, we are willing to help you. You can throw off the stigma of Chinamanism and achieve salvation through prayer and a personal relationship with Jesus. We here stand ready to guide you.

God Bless!

[Nobar King]

I am confused. Is this one person or two?

[ann the chinaman girl]

Hi, we're really trying to understand how to learn from everyone here. Yes there are 2 of us, but my sister Lyn is only 15, so I do all the discussion here.

If you want me to take her name off then just let me know.


We changed the pics again, and hope they are OK now. We want something that shoes the beauty of our heritage.


Our mother's parents are from China, and my Dad is American from many generations.


We will follow all your feedback and do our best to earn your trust in the Lords name.


Ann

[ann the chinaman girl]

Also... I know that some think that Asians are not Christians, but my mother's family are Catholic, but she was reborn in Christ when she married our Dad.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Originally Posted by ann&lyn

We changed the pics again, and hope they are OK now. We want something that shoes (?) the beauty of our heritage.

[Esther B.]

A cautious welcome to both of you. Please stop using cartoons for your avatar.

[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Originally Posted by Esther B.

A cautious welcome to both of you. Please stop using cartoons for your avatar.

Amen, Sister Esther. We've told these slants several times to stop using anime porn for their avatar. I am starting to doubt their sincerity and to question their intentions here. Also, I am beginning to suspect that they might be retardeds due to their lack of ability to follow simple instructions.