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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 01-29-2012, 07:31 AM

Also by banning you are total hypocrites because as we know god gave free will as a gift for people to express themselves and do whatever it is in their will (Simple answers but who am I to question his almighty existence? Oh right... SANE)
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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 01-29-2012, 07:34 AM

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Here's your favourite bible right here....

Leviticus 20:13 -And if a man lie with mankind, as with womankind, both of them have committed abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."-

Deutoronomy 22:20-21 -"If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done an outrageous thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house. You must purge the evil from among you."-

Samuel 15: 2-3 -This is what the LORD Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a] all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”-


Ezekiel 9:5-6 -As I listened, he said to the others, “Follow him through the city and kill, without showing pity or compassion. Slaughter the old men, the young men and women, the mothers and children, but do not touch anyone who has the mark. Begin at my sanctuary.” So they began with the old men who were in front of the temple.-

Jeremiah 19:9 -9And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.-

-Zechariah 14:2, Leviticus 25:46, Exodus:12:29- God permits and endorses rape, slavery and mass murder

Such a mercifull and forgiving god, he will be our guide to morality for centuries to come! (Irony if you haven't figured it out)
Those are some of my favorite verses! Thank you for sharing them.



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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 01-29-2012, 07:39 AM

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Leviticus 20:13 -And if a man lie with mankind, as with womankind, both of them have committed abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."-
LORD save us from the AIDS and colon cancer.

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Deutoronomy 22:20-21 -"If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found, she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done an outrageous thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house. You must purge the evil from among you."-
Amen! Who wants evil in their home and community?

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Samuel 15: 2-3 -This is what the LORD Almighty says: ‘I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel when they waylaid them as they came up from Egypt. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a] all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”-
The Amalekites were giants and evil men on earth. They had to be defeated lest all mankind fell.

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Ezekiel 9:5-6 -As I listened, he said to the others, “Follow him through the city and kill, without showing pity or compassion. Slaughter the old men, the young men and women, the mothers and children, but do not touch anyone who has the mark. Begin at my sanctuary.” So they began with the old men who were in front of the temple.-
If you continue reading (rather than find bible verses through google) you'll find it was to erase injustice and evil (Ezekiel 9:9).

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Jeremiah 19:9 -9And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.-
And who wants that?

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-Zechariah 14:2, Leviticus 25:46, Exodus:12:29- God permits and endorses rape, slavery and mass murder

Such a mercifull and forgiving god, he will be our guide to morality for centuries to come! (Irony if you haven't figured it out)
Your irony is confusing. Our God is merciful and forgiving and these very passages show just why!

Now all these things happened unto them for examples: and they are written for our admonition, upon whom the ends of the world are come. Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall.
1 Corinthians 10:11-12


God allowed YOU to be spared an eternity of Hell if only you believe His Son died for your putrid sins! You need not follow the footsteps of these evil historical people, you can sing the praises of Jesus for all eternity! Shout Glory!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 01-29-2012, 07:41 AM

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Also by banning you are total hypocrites because as we know god gave free will as a gift for people to express themselves and do whatever it is in their will (Simple answers but who am I to question his almighty existence? Oh right... SANE)
Nowhere in the Bible does God say internet forums should encourage God-mockers. We come here to glorify God. If you don't want to glorify Him, you don't need to be here. But you will find your life will never give you that sense of peace and fulfillment without Christ in your heart.

We can help, friend.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 01-29-2012, 07:51 AM

[QUOTE=Mary Etheldreda;842807]LORD save us from the AIDS and colon cancer.

Those diseases happen disproportionally more on heterosexual couples. They are not attributed to homesexuals and even if they were they shouldn't have died



Amen! Who wants evil in their home and community?

Evil is not expressed through sexual acts or perversion, but it is expressed towards hard to others. She was not evil, she just made a perfectly rational decision. If anything, she should be helped, not destroyed.



The Amalekites were giants and evil men on earth. They had to be defeated lest all mankind fell.

Their children could of been redeemed if anything. So could their animals.


If you continue reading (rather than find bible verses through google) you'll find it was to erase injustice and evil (Ezekiel 9:9).

An example of extreme contradiction of the teachings of the bible itself, the "holy book" says that there is redemption for everyone, no matter how bad the sin. You are saying "let's fight fire with genocide". They didn't deserve to die.

And who wants that?

God.


Your irony is confusing. Our God is merciful and forgiving and these very passages show just why!
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*** the "holy book" says that there is redemption for everyone, no matter how bad the sin ***

Please provide the book, chapter and verse where it says that.


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Please provide the book, chapter and verse where it says that.
Psalm 103:4 - Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies -

Isaiah 42:7 To open the blind eyes, to bring out the prisoners from the prison, and them that sit in darkness out of the prison house.

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Nowhere in the Bible does God say internet forums should encourage God-mockers. We come here to glorify God. If you don't want to glorify Him, you don't need to be here. But you will find your life will never give you that sense of peace and fulfillment without Christ in your heart.

We can help, friend.


How can you help me? You clearly can't help yourself.
You have been brainwashed by generations of corrupt propaganda to believe that god is supreme, that HE, the corrupt and evil entity that fails to show it's existence with convincing evidence, is infinitly good and mercifull.

Let me tell you this. Would a "just god" ever judge someone by his/her sexual preferences? Let alone punish them for it. Would he, with his infinite mercy, send those that cannot believe in Him (60% or more of the world population) to be tortured in eternal flames? Would He, with infinite knowledge, provide fake information in the bible to impede the progression of the human species? WOULD HE, THE SAVIOUR OF MANKING, DISAGREE WITH THE BASIC CONCEPT OF COEXISTANCE WITHIN THE HUMAN RACE?

Think about that.
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Those diseases happen disproportionally more on heterosexual couples. They are not attributed to homesexuals and even if they were they shouldn't have died
They should have died, which is why God took them and spared those who love Him.

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Evil is not expressed through sexual acts or perversion, but it is expressed towards hard to others.
It is if God says it is. (1 Corinthians 6:9)

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Their children could of been redeemed if anything. So could their animals.
I trust the LORD to know what He is doing. (Psalm 91:2)

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An example of extreme contradiction of the teachings of the bible itself, the "holy book" says that there is redemption for everyone, no matter how bad the sin. You are saying "let's fight fire with genocide". They didn't deserve to die."
There are no contradictions in the teachings of the Bible. It is the very Word of God.


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How can you help me? You clearly can't help yourself.
You have been brainwashed by generations of corrupt propaganda to believe that god is supreme, that HE, the corrupt and evil entity that fails to show it's existence with convincing evidence, is infinitly good and mercifull.

Let me tell you this. Would a "just god" ever judge someone by his/her sexual preferences? Let alone punish them for it. Would he, with his infinite mercy, send those that cannot believe in Him (60% or more of the world population) to be tortured in eternal flames? Would He, with infinite knowledge, provide fake information in the bible to impede the progression of the human species? WOULD HE, THE SAVIOUR OF MANKING, DISAGREE WITH THE BASIC CONCEPT OF COEXISTANCE WITHIN THE HUMAN RACE?

Think about that.
I think about these things all the time. I think about them in my prayer closet, I think about them when I'm doing my chores, I think about them when I teach my many children all about God's Love. I am not "brainwashed" with corrupt propaganda, I read the KJV Bible only, not propaganda literature, and let the Word of God fill my Spirit. If the atheist religion was really true and homosexuality wasn't evil, then we wouldn't have the AIDS, we wouldn't have perversion and child molestation. Your beliefs suggest no moral worldview and are a detriment to you and all of society. Furthermore, you know you feel empty, lacking, and this is the absence of the Holy Spirit in your life. This is how we can help - we can teach you how to get saved!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 01-29-2012, 08:34 AM

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I think about these things all the time. I think about them in my prayer closet, I think about them when I'm doing my chores, I think about them when I teach my many children all about God's Love. I am not "brainwashed" with corrupt propaganda, I read the KJV Bible only, not propaganda literature, and let the Word of God fill my Spirit. If the atheist religion was really true and homosexuality wasn't evil, then we wouldn't have the AIDS, we wouldn't have perversion and child molestation. Your beliefs suggest no moral worldview and are a detriment to you and all of society. Furthermore, you know you feel empty, lacking, and this is the absence of the Holy Spirit in your life. This is how we can help - we can teach you how to get saved!
The very propaganda I was talking about IS the bible. Either all the books themselves were made with the exact intention to control the human species, or the authors who wrote them thought they were being inspired by god all the while they looked upon their conscience.

It wasn't gays that provoked all that harm, it was people like YOU. Deep down, you feel the deepest posible guilt ever existing, and you let it rot and swell. You know that through the intolerance of your beliefs, millions of people died, millions were intolarated, Your ignorance is slowly taking over, and soon you will be begging for a way to end it all. But I know that you also thrive for redemption, so release your chains from the bible and fly away freely and flourish into this world, all the while maintaining a state of coexistance with others. That is Paradise you Christians are all seeking.

PS The greatest evidence that the bible had a negative impact on society: It teaches that the Earth is flat, and because of this, people d.idn't bother to investigate it's true form. Those who did were tortured in the flames of christian intolarance. Only later people actually had the courage to protest the ignorance of christianity.
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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 01-29-2012, 08:50 AM

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The very propaganda I was talking about IS the bible. Either all the books themselves were made with the exact intention to control the human species, or the authors who wrote them thought they were being inspired by god all the while they looked upon their conscience.
Oh no, friend, there is no propaganda, no "control." See, humans have free will, otherwise God would have made us robots programmed to love Him. Instead we can choose to love Him or not. And from the very beginning humans have chosen to not love Him.

And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
Genesis 3:6

But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.
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It wasn't gays that provoked all that harm, it was people like YOU.
Oh no, that cannot be right. We True Christians™ don't do homosexual things, nor do we sin in any way, for our souls are filled with the Holy Spirit.

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
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PS The greatest evidence that the bible had a negative impact on society: It teaches that the Earth is flat, and because of this, people d.idn't bother to investigate it's true form. Those who did were tortured in the flames of christian intolarance. Only later people actually had the courage to protest the ignorance of christianity.
Exploring the earth has value only in bringing the Word of God to savages and heathens for the sake of their salvation. Other than that, who cares if it's flat or round?

And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
Matthew 24:14


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 01-29-2012, 10:02 AM

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Psalm 103:4 - Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies -

Isaiah 42:7 To open the blind eyes, to bring out the prisoners from the prison, and them that sit in darkness out of the prison house.
Don't be retarded. Those say absolutely nothing about redemption for anyone for any sin.

This is the problem with you Jesus-haters: you think you can Google a passing grade all the way through life.

I've devoted my LIFE to studying the Bible, and you've spent 20 minutes searching for "bible contradictions" and "god is merciful" and "really weird bible quotes" and etc. etc. Do you honestly think you are the first person to do that?



Try to reconcile the following with your concept of a totally-merciful God (and yes, this is New Testament, and yes, that is Our Lord Jesus Christ speaking):

(Mark 3:29) "But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation."

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Psalm 103:4 - Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies -

Isaiah 42:7 To open the blind eyes, to bring out the prisoners from the prison, and them that sit in darkness out of the prison house.

How does that say "whatever the sin?"
Luke 12:10 And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.




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John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 04-14-2012, 11:52 PM

I forgot the exact verse, but I like it when Jesus comes down from heaven to kill the pharaoh to free the Jews. I know killing is bad and all, but that's why most people are terrified of spiders now.
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Default Re: Favorite Bible Verse - 06-13-2012, 01:30 PM

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"The righteous will rejoice when he sees the vengeance;
he will ubathe his feet in the blood of the wicked." (Psalm 58:10)


"Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)
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One of my favorites:

"The righteous will rejoice when he sees the vengeance;
he will ubathe his feet in the blood of the wicked." (Psalm 58:10)
That is a very inspiring verse Brother, but we use the King James Bible, version 1611, here at Landover. Psalm 58:10 reads as follows in the One True Bible©.

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