Branjelina have 3 adopted children: Maddox from Cambodia, Pax who is from Vietnam, and Zahara who hails from Ethiopia. These 3 children could very well prove to be the downfall of America.
Branjelina with Zahara and Pax. Or possibly Maddox. I would like to see some legislation passed so that Asians have to wear numbers to avoid this kind of confusion.
Why would this Hollywood couple adopt so many children from third world countries?
It's a fact that parents are incapable of loving adopted children. So we can dismiss the notion that they wanted to give these kids a loving home. Adopting children is a good source of cheap labor, but
Jolie and Pitt can afford all of the servants they want, therefore we can scratch this reason off the list. Neither love nor sound financial sense are at play here. So what is the motive? It is the very stuff of nightmares.
Nobody can deny that
liberal Hollywood hates America and wants to destroy it. Branjelina have adopted these children to raise a massive army to do just that. What do Asians and rabbits have in common? They both have buck teeth and breed at a staggering rate. What do Africans and rabbits have in common? They're both great jumpers and reproduce alarmingly fast. What does this teach us? That Asians, Africans, and rabbits have plenty to talk about at parties, and that
three children of Asian and African descent can multiply exponentially and become an army of one billion in as little as ten years.
Do the math, folks. If you're not comfortable with doing math, adopt an Asian kid to do it for you.
+ =
I think you get the idea. I won't bore you with more fancy equations and numbers.
Even more disturbing, other celebrities have been adopting Asians and Africans. Branjelina's children alone could easily take down America. Throw these other kids into the mix, and you have
a colossal, unstoppable force capable of conquering the world and subjecting the human race to veganism and Method acting.
These celebrities have adopted non-white children and wish to transform the world into an abysmal Mad Max type of civilization with socialism, hybrid cars, and trendy restaurants.
The threat is real. Your prayers are needed. I urge you to fold your hands and petition God Almighty to stop these adopted kids from reproducing. The future of the human race depends on it.