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Exclamation Branjelina's Adopted Kids Could Very Well Destroy America - 12-30-2010, 09:45 PM

Branjelina have 3 adopted children: Maddox from Cambodia, Pax who is from Vietnam, and Zahara who hails from Ethiopia. These 3 children could very well prove to be the downfall of America.


Branjelina with Zahara and Pax. Or possibly Maddox. I would like to see some legislation passed so that Asians have to wear numbers to avoid this kind of confusion.

Why would this Hollywood couple adopt so many children from third world countries? It's a fact that parents are incapable of loving adopted children. So we can dismiss the notion that they wanted to give these kids a loving home. Adopting children is a good source of cheap labor, but Jolie and Pitt can afford all of the servants they want, therefore we can scratch this reason off the list. Neither love nor sound financial sense are at play here. So what is the motive? It is the very stuff of nightmares.

Nobody can deny that liberal Hollywood hates America and wants to destroy it. Branjelina have adopted these children to raise a massive army to do just that. What do Asians and rabbits have in common? They both have buck teeth and breed at a staggering rate. What do Africans and rabbits have in common? They're both great jumpers and reproduce alarmingly fast. What does this teach us? That Asians, Africans, and rabbits have plenty to talk about at parties, and that three children of Asian and African descent can multiply exponentially and become an army of one billion in as little as ten years.

Do the math, folks. If you're not comfortable with doing math, adopt an Asian kid to do it for you.

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I think you get the idea. I won't bore you with more fancy equations and numbers.

Even more disturbing, other celebrities have been adopting Asians and Africans. Branjelina's children alone could easily take down America. Throw these other kids into the mix, and you have a colossal, unstoppable force capable of conquering the world and subjecting the human race to veganism and Method acting.


These celebrities have adopted non-white children and wish to transform the world into an abysmal Mad Max type of civilization with socialism, hybrid cars, and trendy restaurants.

The threat is real. Your prayers are needed. I urge you to fold your hands and petition God Almighty to stop these adopted kids from reproducing. The future of the human race depends on it.
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Default Re: Branjelina's Children: Harbingers of Doom - 12-30-2010, 09:49 PM

I read somewhere that this Brad Pitts is a dirty athian, too
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I consider his having starred in Cool World a graver offense.
I just remembered that his Goody is a vile athian too.

I guessed it after noticing she starred in action-horror films as a government agent - but always with her dirty pillows hanging out

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Default Re: Branjelina's Adopted Children: Harbingers of Doom - 12-30-2010, 11:45 PM

Well it's not as if they actually raise these children. They just adopt a child from whatever the "in" nation is this year and then dump it on a Mexican (probably illegal) nanny. No different than buying the latest breed of "in" dog and then dumping it on a handler for showing.

I wonder if they keep the kids in kennels?


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Default Re: Branjelina's Adopted Children: Harbingers of Doom - 12-31-2010, 12:05 AM

Personally, I blame Hollywood for making Webster which started this mess in the first place.

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Personally, I blame Hollywood for making Webster which started this mess in the first place.

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Good point, but it's more appropriate to blame Diff'rent Strokes, which premiered five years earlier than Webster in 1978.



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I don't know if this counts, but Sandra Bullock adopted a baby gorilla.





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Default Re: Branjelina's Adopted Kids: The Greatest Threat To Our Nation - 12-31-2010, 06:57 PM

Wasn't Brad Pitt in Scientologie? Many of the modern actors are. Maybe it's because of this that they are adopting all those children.
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Default Re: Branjelina's Adopted Kids: The Greatest Threat To Our Nation - 01-01-2011, 01:55 AM

If I'm not mistaken, I read somewhere else on this site that racism isn't permitted...?


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Default Re: Branjelina's Adopted Kids Could Very Well Destroy America - 01-02-2011, 09:46 AM

Brad and his wife are mixing up the races in a pure slap in the face of God.

This is forbidden by Deuteronomy 7:3 and Deuteronomy 32:8.

All through the Old Testament the Israelites were warned not to interbreed with the people about them; the Canaanites were a mongrel breed of degenerates whom the Israelites were instructed to destroy. Sodom and Gomorrah were degenerates and were destroyed. Archaeologists have found evidence of syphilis in the bones found at the site of Jericho and Joshua destroyed Jericho. Phinehas was praised because he drove his javelin through the bodies of the Israelite prince Zimri and the Midianite woman Cozbi found copulating (Numbers 25.1 and 10-13). Balaam was slain for advocating the racial integration of Israel with the Canaanites and this is referred to in 2 Peter 2.15 and Jude 11.

We read in Deuteronomy 23.2:- "A bastard (which includes a hybrid) shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even unto his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." In Jeremiah 16.17-18 we read: "And first I will recompense their iniquity and their sin double; because they have defiled my land; they have filled my inheritance (Israel: Jeremiah 10.16; 51.19, Isaiah 19.25) with the carcasses of their detestable and abominable things [hybrids]." In Ezra 9.2 we read:- "For they have taken their daughters for themselves and for their sons: so that the Holy Seed [of Adam] have mingled themselves with the people of those lands."

All of Branjolina's mongrel children will come back to the USA and breed with white people. If Branjolina have their way, we'll all be gray in 10 generations.


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Default Re: Branjelina's Adopted Children: Harbingers of Doom - 01-02-2011, 03:27 PM

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Look at this sinner, he's been seen doing very horrible things in toilets.



I don't even want to know what he's pictured by a paparazzi doing there. I don't even want to know what the paparazzi was doing there to begin with. Homers!


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How discusting is that. A man sitting in a toilet? Should this man be a role model for our youth?? I SAY NO!
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Default Re: Branjelina's Adopted Kids: The Greatest Threat To Our Nation - 01-02-2011, 03:27 PM

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If I'm not mistaken, I read somewhere else on this site that racism isn't permitted...?
How many times do I need to tell you un$avED homer!s that we are NOT racy people!

And what is this "sometimes" all about anyway? It sounds as vaguely salacious as telling someone to "have a Good one"
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