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Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get removed! -
02-26-2008, 03:04 PM
Please pray for me and ask God to remove all these nasty infraction points he keeps giving me. I have only been on this formum for 1 day, an already bean threaten with Quarantine. Athough I think that's cos my Avatar upset Mister Zeekiel.
Please pray for me.
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 03:07 PM
Well who's fault is that .
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 03:10 PM
Dear Baby Jesus;
Please wipe the spunk from this sinner's eyes and allow him to see what a filthy and deceitful piece of human trash he really is.
(ps. I've just given you more infraction points for accusing Pastor Ezekiel of being upset without just proof).
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 03:21 PM
So, just to keep track, we are supposed to pray about 1545 infraction points now, right?
Sheesh, I wish people would get at least their topic header right.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
Dear Baby Jesus;
I've just given you more infraction points for accusing Pastor Ezekiel of being upset without just proof
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Hey! That's not fair! Look, he really was upset. Honest! He even sent me THIS picture of himself ....
I apologized and said it wouldn't happen again. I hope he dosn't hold it against me. I reely am sorry.
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 03:24 PM
A True Christian Lady is willing to Pray for anything....so here ya go, Chuckie Cheese!!!
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ChuckieGirl666
Hey! That's not fair! Look, he really was upset. Honest! He even sent me THIS picture of himself ....
Attachment 3694
I apologized and said it wouldn't happen again. I hope he doesnt hold it against me. I reely am sorry.
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Oh my. Well there goes any hope you had staying here you idiot.
How dare you make a false pic of Pasta Ezekiel like that.
Get on your knees and beg for forgiveness Heathen
Praise our lord JESUS
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 04:14 PM
I can see this ban coming a kilomet...oops, a mile a way. Why do these sinners even waste our time? If only their was a section of this forum where True Christians™ could post in peace without the constant nuisance of sinners buggering in and messing up perfectly good Godly discussion...if only.
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ChuckieGirl666
Please pray for me and ask God to remove all these nasty infraction points he keeps giving me. I have only been on this formum for 1 day, an already bean threaten with Quarantine. Athough I think that's cos my Avatar upset Mister Zeekiel.
Please pray for me.
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It appears Jesus has answered your prayers sinner. He has removed your 1535 infraction points and given you 1659 more. GLORY!
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ForGodsSake
Oh my. Well there goes any hope you had staying here you idiot.
How dare you make a false pic of Pasta Ezekiel like that.
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Hey, I never made a false picshure of nobody! How dare u! U can ask Mister Zeekeiv.
Anyways, the only false pics I hav are the ones u jus send me of ur mother's weener. I was disgusted! Call urself a True Christian indedd! It lik that Dr Otto says, YOU should be banned from here! I here tryin to get help, an all u post is abuse an sendin' me pics of ur mother's wanger!
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 05:37 PM
To be honest folks, I don't think he/she/it is misusing an avatar at all. Of course, this harlot is hellbound without doubt. However, I think she may have stolen the avatar from an Idol.
Take a look at this dood.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 05:39 PM
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It appears Jesus has answered your prayers sinner. He has removed your 1535 infraction points and given you 1659 more. GLORY!
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Oh GOD be PRAISED
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Anyways, the only false pics I hav are the ones u jus send me of ur mother's weener. I was disgusted! Call urself a True Christian indedd! It lik that Dr Otto says, YOU should be banned from here! I here tryin to get help, an all u post is abuse an sendin' me pics of ur mother's wanger!
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So when does she/He get thrown into the pit off hell from where she came from.?
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 06:45 PM
@ All True Christians™-- In my personal opinion, this insidious little trollop should recieve a million more infraction points for twisting my words!!! I was speaking of the soon-approaching ban of that perverted little homer ChuckieGirl not the (utterly impossible) banning of a True Christian™ such as Bobby-Joe.
@ChuckieGirl-- How dare you defile the words of a saint. Go crawl back under the rock from wence you came!
Righteously indignant,
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
To be honest folks, I don't think he/she/it is misusing an avatar at all.
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That what I said! The Avatar I using is real a pic of me! Don listen to all these sladerous liers that say it not!
That what I told the good Pastel an he beleeve me. I assure him My Avatar is really 200% me, an he take my word for it. I don know who the hatful spitful person was who said I jus googled a pic of som random fat goth girl, an put Mister Zekels face on it. That all lies, an the good Mister Zekelell took my word for it!
So stop tryin ta get me inta trouble! OK!
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-26-2008, 08:01 PM
And what do you have to say about my question? Do hurry and answer. You never know when one of the pastors will lose their patience with you, sinner! And we're not trying to get you into trouble. You get in enough trouble by yourself.
In Christ
Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-27-2008, 12:02 AM
Dear Lord, please help this thing of a misguided soul named ChuckieGirl666 by dispatching IT asap from ITS wasteful and meaningless life. Perhaps Satan will have better use for IT. I hear the Devil is out of toilet paper, seems it keeps catching on fire. AMEN!
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-27-2008, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by ChuckieGirl666
I don know who the hatful spitful person was who said I jus googled a pic of som random fat goth girl, an put Mister Zekels face on it.
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I am praying for you sister! Those infractions really leave a red mark. But don't you feel kind of new and just sparkly all over when the Lord's done thrashing you like chaffe? Do it again Jesus, and again and agian and again!
Don't feel embarrassed - sometimes I make collages of pictures of Pator Ezekiel too. I keep them in my hope chest.
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-27-2008, 10:27 AM
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I don know who the hatful spitful person was...
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So your name is Don and you think a person with a hat full of spit is responsible for your infraction points?
You really need to own up to your misbehavior and take your punishment like a man!
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1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-27-2008, 02:52 PM
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So your name is Don and you think a person with a hat full of spit is responsible for your infraction points?
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My GOD, Sister, what a deluded Child this one is indeed to Believe such things!!!
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Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove -
02-27-2008, 02:57 PM
Say Justina, speaking of funny-looking, your avatar reminds me of some weevil maggots I found in a batch of old pie flour the other day! What in Jesus' name are you?
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