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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-26-2009, 08:09 PM

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Careful there pal.

So tell us, who came up with that big bang bullshit (BBB ). An "atheist"?

Mr. Darwin etc, well respected people all over the world.
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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-26-2009, 08:13 PM

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Thank you for correcting me you do know your spelling. And I'm sorry to dissapoint you but I'm not a Border-liner, I'm actually almost a Psychologist and I can only say: you guys need help.

Yes I'm foreign, and I'm glad, we don't have as many sicko's like you in Europe, maybe that's why we're not bankrupt and such a hypocritical, conservative and corrupt country.
Correcting your spelling was my Christian duty friend, it was no trouble at all. I guess I assumed your awful spelling had to be caused by both your foreigness and a mental defect. I'm sorry if I offened you by asking if you were a retarded. My mistake.

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I didn't want to say this because it may sound rude, but you know I actully hope you get a retarded child, to let you realise the nature isn't perfect and that you have to have respect for the another.

There is something called DNA you know, flaws in DNA cause retardism, it's all a matter of badluck. I'm sorry for you that you're so narrowminded.
That is a very hurtful thing to say friend! All three of my children were born physically perfect, though their souls are currently in jeopardy. Two of them due to their godless hippy mother and the commune she insists on living on, and the other because his mother is WOW-LARPer that thinks it is perfectly OK to let kids dress up like Orcs and fight with plastic swords!

But I digress. Retardism is a punishment from God for the sins of the parents or the sins of the Grandparents. There is DNA involved, but God created DNA, so I can see why you're confused.

And I don't think of myself as narrow-minded, I just think of myself as Biblically focused. If God wanted me to know more, He would have made the Bible longer!




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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-26-2009, 08:13 PM

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I'm not offended by Christianity itself because I respect religion in general (but not the extremistic versions of it). I'm offended by things you say about groups of people you're supposed to respect isn't there a rule about respect for you're fellow human being in your little handbook?
Yes, we respect people but we don't respect their sins.

Do you think we should respect the logic of an axe murderer? Clearly the answer is NO! Then why should we Christians respect nonsense like atheism or socialism when all the Biblical knowledge is against them?

NOTE: I did not suggest atheists or socialists themselves evil, just their selfish philosophy.



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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-26-2009, 08:15 PM

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I have a double Masters from Princeton. It is a little school in the middle of repugnant New Jersey. Where did you go? So it's a well informed choice to think like this? Even worse!

You have go to be one of the most narrow minded people I have ever heard spewing filth on the Internet. You know, God sees the words of hate you are typing. He is going to hold you accountable. Enjoy Hell, sinner
There is no God, you're just to affraid to live your live, die and vanish. Face it!


I think I'll point out a few poignant words of your last post, please note the bolded sections. In a nutshell, "So wecorrect you, a disappointing wanna be who hopes bad fortune to fall on others." Nice guy. And you wonder how foreigners get a bad reputation.

By the way, your spelling is atrocious!
Might be, I'm not a native English speaker, do you speak other languages? By the way, your way of thinking is atrocious!
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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-26-2009, 08:20 PM

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Mr. Darwin etc, well respected people all over the world.
Um...Darwin developed the (fairy tale) theory of natural selection in biology. That has nothing to do with cosmology.

You have no idea who came up with the Big Bang, do you?



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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-26-2009, 08:25 PM

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Um...Darwin developed the (fairy tale) theory of natural selection in biology. That has nothing to do with cosmology.
This is bad isn't it Reverend? These people give atheists a bad name

Darwin. Big Bang. Right. He probably blew up his Beagle or something (do we have a "straight face smilie?" )

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Might be, I'm not a native English speaker, do you speak other languages? By the way, your way of thinking is atrocious!
A few,
Spanish (Castellian), but then these days, who doesn't?
French (Parisian, standard taught in most schools)
German
Italian (Roman)
Latin (Grecian)

But I'd like to learn some more, like Japanese and some of the Chinese dialects. I want to know what those yellow chinks are saying. What languages do you know?

You do not like my way of thinking? Is it because I learned logic and the ability to deduce solutions to problems as easily as a woman can spread open a window to cool a pie? Do not feel embarrassed you are not as learned, there is always hope unless you are on your deathbed, then it is too late.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-26-2009, 08:30 PM

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This is bad isn't it Reverend? These people give atheists a bad name

Darwin. Big Bang. Right. He probably blew up his Beagle or something (do we have a "straight face smilie?" )

Sometimes I'm glad I'm a Christian.
Exactly, Brother W-O. There is nothing more hilariously ironic than a high-and-mighty atheist who wanders in here and calls us stupid for being Christians then shows off his idiocy in the process. I guess that's one of the reasons I hang out here.



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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-26-2009, 08:39 PM

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Might be, I'm not a native English speaker, do you speak other languages? By the way, your way of thinking is atrocious!
Living so close to messico, I have learned a bit of their gibberish.

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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-26-2009, 11:47 PM

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Might be, I'm not a native English speaker, do you speak other languages? By the way, your way of thinking is atrocious!
Hai, watashi wa nihongo wo hanashimasu. Soushite, anata wa baka desu yo.

I honestly am amazed at your audacity and stupidity. The members of this forum represent the finest minds in their respective fields. The entire point of this forum is to pool and exchange our knowledge, and to hone our skills to glorify Christ and to battle Satan and his minions.

And yet you stagger in here, insulting our faith, our intelligence, and our LORD all in one breath? And you do so without scripture, data, or reference material to even make some kind of pathetic attempt at credibility?

That's worse than bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Thank you for the nice chuckle. I can't find it in me to feel even mildly insulted by you


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Default Re: Please pray for all you guys on this forum - 08-27-2009, 12:44 AM

Sadly, Christians have always been persecuted whenever we try to spread the love of Jesus to the unsaved heathens. During the Crusades, so many Christians died trying to save the Ragheads from their Satanic religion, but rather than thank us, they still continue to act like we did something wrong. Then the Jews made up that silly Holocaust hoax, rather than show their appreciation to Hitler when he tried to convert them from their evil ways. Even George W Bush (the world's greatest leader ever) has never received the praise he deserves for bringing freedom and democracy to Iraq.

I personally have fought on the front lines for Christ, throwing stink bombs at abortion clinics and plastering the cars of sluts who have abortions with pictures of dead fetuses. But do I hear a "thank you?" And right now, we're bringing our guns to public town hall meetings, in order to save Americans from the evils of socialized medicine - but all I hear from the liberals are scorn and hatred.

Sometimes, I just don't know why we Christians bother. Where is the gratitude?

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