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Default Someone Pass Me a Roll of Koran Toilet Paper - 03-15-2008, 07:21 PM

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Default Re: المعمدانيين هم الاكثر عنصرية وتمييزيه ا - 03-15-2008, 07:23 PM

Because you are banned, that's why!

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Default Re: المعمدانيين هم الاكثر عنصرية وتمييزيه ا - 03-15-2008, 07:29 PM

I took the effort to search for an online translator and translated your message into some hokey English. It doesn't read very clearly, but at least you are praising Jesus and not threatening to bomb Landover.
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Jesus the praise and the welcome , a friend. To you she/you appears and as if it is rejoice at the goodness , and the Christian youth is a leg. -نَاتَ married? This it is with your special words حszqeal , and to you on you he leaves her for the simple reason that do you live up a different language... The amusement. To you the word is with your special words whose code is satanic. I/you thought your lowness equally.Jesus the praise and the welcome , a friend. To you you appear and as if it is rejoice at the goodness , and the Christian youth is a leg. Get married -نَاتَ marriedThis it is with your special words حszqeal , and to you on you he leaves her for the simple reason that do you live up a different language... The amusement. To you the word is with km the characteristic is satanic the code. I/you thought your lowness equally.Jesus the praise and the welcome , a friend. To you you appear and as if it is rejoice at the goodness , and the Christian youth is a leg. -نَاتَ married? This it is with your special words حszqeal , and to you on you he leaves her for the simple reason that do you live up a different language... The amusement. To you the word is with your special words whose code is satanic. I/you thought your lowness equally.


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Default Re: المعمدانيين هم الاكثر عنصرية وتمييزيه ا - 03-16-2008, 02:02 AM

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I took the effort to search for an online translator and translated your message into some hokey English. It doesn't read very clearly, but at least you are praising Jesus and not threatening to bomb Landover.
Well, it's easy for him to say that! Does he have any Biblical references, particularly to that part around line 5?





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