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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
04-17-2011, 09:14 PM
Cadbury creme eggs are not sinful. They're candy. No more, no less.
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04-17-2011, 10:37 PM
Such creme filled chocolate eggs are surely sinful. If you had EVER read the Holy Bible (KJV) you know it to be true.
(Exodus 20:4) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth
(Ecclesiastes 2:1) I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity.
(Proverbs 23:21) for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.
(Philippians 3:19) Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is on earthly things.
(1 Timothy 2:12) (King James Version): But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
04-17-2011, 10:44 PM
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Such creme filled chocolate eggs are surely sinful. If you had EVER read the Holy Bible (KJV) you know it to be true.
(Exodus 20:4) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness [of any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth
(Ecclesiastes 2:1) I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity.
(Proverbs 23:21) for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.
(Philippians 3:19) Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is on earthly things.
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That has nothing to do with cadbury eggs, At least I didn't see any in those verses
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04-18-2011, 07:16 AM
Any rabbit who lays an egg is satanic. The Lord's rabbits do not lay eggs.
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That has nothing to do with cadbury eggs, At least I didn't see any in those verses.
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Of course, those verses have everything to do with indulging in sweets and worshiping the Evil Bunny's droppings!
God blessed me with blue eyes to read the Truth of the Holy Bible (KJV). Obviously, I understand His words better than you. You must not question my white, blue-eyed, wisdom. Trust me. Those chocolate balls of evil will send you straight to Hell. Go ahead and eat them. Satan hopes you eat ten. Enjoy Hell, sinner!
(1 Timothy 2:12) (King James Version): But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
03-23-2012, 12:59 PM
I think chocolate eggs isn't that bad. I don't eat them if you ask me, but Easter is a cheerful holiday when one is supposed to praise Jesus and enjoy. I might be wrong though
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03-23-2012, 05:57 PM
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I think chocolate eggs isn't that bad. I don't eat them if you ask me, but Easter is a cheerful holiday when one is supposed to praise Jesus and enjoy. I might be wrong though
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Here we see why atheists absolutely shouldn't be allowed to make any legal decisions. Not once does it refer to God's word for inspiration. Its decision is totally based on thoughts in its head and its urges to sate its depraved appetites. Imagine if it was being asked if sneaking into your home at night and abusing your daughters was OK and shudder at the likely outcome...
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03-23-2012, 05:58 PM
Creme eggs are a product of evil! Their only purpose is to try to deter our devotion to the lord by making us focus on the Easter Bunny rather then Jesus. It is no differant than Christmas being tainted with commercialism and santa clause.
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03-23-2012, 06:32 PM
well, just remember, ya can't make an opossum giblet omelet without breakin a few cadburry creme eggs.
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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03-23-2012, 10:17 PM
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Cadbury creme eggs are not sinful. They're candy. No more, no less.
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They are not simply candy. They are idols. Idols do not have to be in shape of a human-figured false god or a golden calf. The eggs are a symbol celebrating pagan ideas.
An egg in itself, served up for breakfast by a good, Christian woman, is not sinful. Chocolate, by itself, in a non-figurative form, is not sinful.
A chocolate Easter Egg, wrapped in garishly-coloured foil like some painted harlot and supposedly given as a gift by some bewitched bunny is clearly a form of idolatry. Even the way it is presented, cradled carefully in pink or purple "grass" (Easter is also very Gay) packed into an elaboratedly woven basket--why it's like Satan's Cliff Notes version of Moses!
Eating Easter candy is like nailing Jesus to the cross with your very own hands. Enjoy it while you can-- Jesus is coming back and then we will see who is brutally punished for refusing His Love!
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03-23-2012, 11:05 PM
Like most candies, chocolate eggs were designed to look like either male testicles or the male buttocks.
Only the perverts who make chocolate eggs have taken the sick innuendo a step further, and filled them with "creme."
If you need any closer analogy to testicles, just take two creme-filled chocolate eggs and stick them in a sack, and then tell me that Cadbury isn't just begging for young children to join the homosexual lifestyle and orally service black men.
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03-24-2012, 03:58 AM
At Easter, I hand out Godly candy to the boys and girls in Sunday School.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-25-2012, 01:19 AM
Easter candy makes children happy and reinforces in them the loving message that was Jesus Christ's gift to humanity. I do not think that the way to salvation is through negativity, but rather, as Jesus said in Matthew 18:3:
Verily I say unto you, Except ye... become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
I cry when I think of what kind of life the children of Landover Baptist Church must have led to make them believe the hateful things they say as adults. Can't you ever just let go and become as little children?
...as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity. Colossians 3:12-14 (emphasis mine)
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
03-25-2012, 01:55 AM
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Easter candy makes children happy and reinforces in them the loving message that was Jesus Christ's gift to humanity.
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Candy not only rots their teeth, but has nothing to do with the Holiday. How do you fit eggs delivered by a bunny rabbit into Passover?
I want my daughters to remember the real meaning of Easter, not just think its the day they get a basket filled with candy.
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I cry when I think of what kind of life the children of Landover Baptist Church must have led to make them believe the hateful things they say as adults. Can't you ever just let go and become as little children?
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They will have eternal Happiness when they are accepted into heaven upon death. Young age is not an excuse to not worship and praise Jesus!
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03-27-2012, 04:11 AM
Even if you weren't opening yourself up to demons by eating them (and you probably would be) think of the effect that seeing a real CHRISTIAN eating something like that could have for someone who is new in their WALK with the LORD!!!
We are not to place a stumbeling block in the path of our BROTHERS and SISTERS, and by eating that pagan candy that celebrates all sorts of unholy satanic and athiestic new age practices, you could very well cause someone who is young in the CHRISTIAN life to backslide!!
Why not spend the money that you would buy that candy from the pits of hell with on something more worthwhile? Buy some BIBLES to give away! Buy some Chick Tracts to give away! You could be such a beacon in this world of darkness if you try. Don't help send people to the lake of fire, help them find the LIGHT of HEAVEN!
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
04-03-2012, 03:10 PM
The only correct way to eat Cadbury eggs would be to put several of them into a blender, then add about a dozen 'chick tracts', set blender on puree, blend for 5-6 minutes and proudly serve them to your young-uns. Baby Jesus will smile from his cloud with every bite! These special treats are so Godly that I make my kids remove their shoes before digging in!
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
04-03-2012, 03:33 PM
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The only correct way to eat Cadbury eggs would be to put several of them into a blender, then add about a dozen 'chick tracts', set blender on puree, blend for 5-6 minutes and proudly serve them to your young-uns. Baby Jesus will smile from his cloud with every bite! These special treats are so Godly that I make my kids remove their shoes before digging in!
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04-03-2012, 03:37 PM
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I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.
Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
Our religion is much less repressive than Christianity, because we don't listen to some Holy Book, but to the Voices of the Wind, which are always open to free interpretation. A favorite quote of mine is one a Native American woman once told the famous herbalist Carol McGrath:
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04-03-2012, 04:30 PM
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Prais the goddess there is another smart person here blessed be
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Please take your pagan Equinox celebration elsewhere. As for candy on Easter, if there was a candy that could help children remember the torture and pain that Christ endured as He was whipped and beaten nearly to death, then nailed to a cross to finally die slowly of exposure and dehydration, I could recommend that candy. But said candy would also need to teach children that Jesus arose from the dead three days later and ascended bodily and flew up to Heaven.
That just seems like much too complicated of a message to try to deliver with any food, let alone chocolate. Candy is not the correct medium with which to communicate complex theological concepts to children.
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Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull? -
04-03-2012, 07:49 PM
It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3
Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3
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I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.
Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
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Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^
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04-03-2012, 07:53 PM
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It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3
Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3
Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^
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At times like these I like to recite a prayer against witchcraft.
Evil gateman guarding the meeting places of my enemies, die in Jesus name
Evil chain on my neck be loosed in Jesus name
I throw off the yoke of slavery over my life in Jesus name
Terror of God, fall upon all my pursuers in Jesus name
O Land, Land, Land hear the word of the Lord and vomit my blessings in Jesus name
Every Power burning incense to the Queen of Heaven for my sake, perish by the sword in Jesus name.
Evil candles being burned against my destiny, be blown off by the wind of the Lord in Jesus name
Evil finger pointing at me in my dreams, become leprous and wither, in Jesus name.
My spirit refuse to participate in evil communication in Jesus name
Every gods of my nativity working against my life, be paralyzed by the blood of Jesus
Begone, foul sorcerer.
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