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11-25-2015, 03:09 AM
Hello everyone,
My name is Olive Gail. I'm a white female and I'm 25. This site fascinated me and I con't wait to learn more about it. I don't tend to talk much but I'll try to add useful contributions to conversations if I can.
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11-25-2015, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Quiet_Lady
Hello everyone,
My name is Olive Gail. I'm a white female and I'm 25. This site fascinated me and I con't wait to learn more about it. I don't tend to talk much but I'll try to add useful contributions to conversations if I can.
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Greetings, M( r)s. (???) Gail,
First and foremost, your attitude is highly appreciated. Jesus did want women to utter too much, either!
Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
That said, giving information about your path to Jesus and your favorite verses does not count as breaking this commandment, so you don't have to fear retribution if you were to share these data with us.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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11-25-2015, 03:45 AM
Welcome to God's favorite forums! It's aways a joy to see new people want to learn about God and us Baptist Christians. Were are you from hopefully America?
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11-25-2015, 04:57 AM
Greetings Olive. I am not a member of this forum but I welcome you anyway. These are white people of the Baptist variety. They are quite different from the Methodists who educated me in my home which is Kingston Jamaica. I have learned very much about the behavior of white people from them and they have been very tolerant of my own personal beliefs as long as I keep them to myself. I hope that you will provide additional information about white people as you make further comments and engage in discussions. I am also studying the white girls at the University of Wisconsin where I am majoring in Journalism and where I have the honor to serve as President of Black Lives Matter and the Student Committee to Smash Racism and Hate Speech. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance.
Jah Guide
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Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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11-25-2015, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Quiet_Lady
Hello everyone,
My name is Olive Gail. I'm a white female and I'm 25. This site fascinated me and I con't wait to learn more about it. I don't tend to talk much but I'll try to add useful contributions to conversations if I can.
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Yap, yap, yap. With a name like Quiet Lady, I honestly hadn't expected you to be so verbose.
But I suppose you can't help yourself. Anyway, what church to you attend, how many kids do you have, and what sort of marvelous things are happening in your walk with the Lord?
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11-25-2015, 01:19 PM
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Welcome to God's favorite forums! It's aways a joy to see new people want to learn about God and us Baptist Christians. Were are you from hopefully America?
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Of course. Born and raised in Michigan.
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11-25-2015, 01:30 PM
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Yap, yap, yap. With a name like Quiet Lady, I honestly hadn't expected you to be so verbose.
But I suppose you can't help yourself. Anyway, what church to you attend, how many kids do you have, and what sort of marvelous things are happening in your walk with the Lord?
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I attend the Calvary Baptist Church.
Four children, two boys and two girls, hopefully having another soon.
I was raised in a strongly religious home and have been blessed all my live with my every growing family.
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11-25-2015, 02:49 PM
Welcome, Mrs. Gail. I was somewhat ill at ease at first, as I read your introductions, when I saw that you are from Michigan. It is a wretched place, thick with Yankees and the preferred residence for Muslim terrorists in America. I was quite relieved when I saw that you are a Christian, as I feared you may be a suicide bomber or possibly a carpet bagger wanting to know where we keep the treasury. We are Christian here and friendly. Please do tell us of your adventures with Jesus.
God Bless!
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11-25-2015, 03:10 PM
Welcome Mrs Gail.
I hope you find everything you need here in Gods Favorite Forum. Which you can and probably will.
Brother BAW
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11-27-2015, 07:55 AM
Hello. I've enjoyed spending this time getting to know you. You mentioned a family, but made no mention of a husband. You wouldn't by chance be widowed, would you? I'm a widower myself. The Lord does work in mysterious ways, doesn't He?
Do you enjoy cooking and cleaning? I can't help but think if more women were quiet, there would be so much less violence in the world today.
Your Faithful Usher in Christ Jesus, Herman T. Periwinkle
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11-28-2015, 04:59 PM
Welcome, Olive! Your username is lovely and is a perfect reminder of how all women should behave.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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11-28-2015, 10:55 PM
Well you seem like a perfectly inoffensive lady. Say, what's your favorite pie to bake your husband? I'll bet he enjoys your pie quite a bit.
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12-02-2015, 04:37 AM
Welcome, Olive! I hope you enjoy your stay here as a quiet, meek lady of God! 1 Peter 3:4 "But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price."
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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