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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here -
01-18-2007, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Van Harlot, if anyone needs a slower connection, it's you! You spam these forums with your satanic doctrine at a staggering rate -- you make Jesus and all the angels in Heaven puke in unison. God, as ever, hates you...
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Jealous?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Night Hag
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Location: Enzed
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Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here -
01-19-2007, 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Witch Van Helsing, I have tasted the Divine sweetness of the broadband connection, and that makes the acrid bitterness of dial-up all the more difficult to stomach.
And lilith, you wanton succubus, I have already wasted many fine rubukes on you, with no success. Apparantly you are one of those demons (like your sister in satan, Van Helsing) who clings to this forum like a cat to tree in a hurricane, and none save Jesus Christ Himself will be able to scrape you from the heel of this fellowship and cast you screaming and flailing into the pit which spawned you! But nevertheless, I rebuke you in the name of The Lord. Flee from the light, demoness!!
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Mmmm hmm...possibly your rebuking powers aren't quite up to scratch,WH.
That can happen as you get sen.....older,you know.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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On Extended Furlough
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here -
01-19-2007, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Not nearly as upset as you'll be when satan skewers you with the terminal end of his XL hog-root and roasts you over raging hellfire like a screaming marshmellow, you twisted little snipe!
And that's "Mr. Witch Hammer, Sir!" to you, heathen! How dare you address a True Christian with such a familiar tone!
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Er, I think you just gave her fantasy material for the next month.
I expect we'll see a new Harlotquin Romance Novel coming out soon. The Pounding Witch Hammer, or some such filth.
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CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Transsexual, Transylvania
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Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here -
01-19-2007, 04:34 AM
Hello Loves!
Well...I guess I belong on this "Unclean" registry too...lol. Gee, how did I miss this loves???
Let's see....
Demon (always)
Transexual Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania (absolutely)
Dark Warrior
Insulter
Drinks LIQUOR!! (Oh GOSH!!)
Corset Wearer
Swings BOTH ways! (OMG!!)
etc.
etc.
etc.
By loves!
Twink
PSss--I could not think of better company to be in than all the UNCLEAN!!
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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Godly woman
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Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here -
01-19-2007, 06:01 AM
Good Lord, heathens everywhere! And who is this corset-wearing sodomite, TwinkBoy?
You think this is funny, Twinkboy??? I don't see anyone laughing, are you?? Do you think that the fact that you are endangering your immortal soul and angering God every time you violate or are violated by another man is FUNNY??
Well, go ahead and laugh it up, mister. We'll see if you're still laughing when you get to HELL!
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Professor of English Landover University
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Posts: 3,501
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Ministering to the Liebral Godless of New Zealand
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Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here -
01-19-2007, 06:19 AM
Brother Witchhunter, there is also the angst-ridden Emo teenager "Born Again Kev", who is sneaking back onto our Godly forums for the umpteenth time under false pretenses. I may add some more info about other sinners later.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
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Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here -
01-19-2007, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TwinkBoy
I could not think of better company to be in than all the UNCLEAN!!
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Praise Jesus! He has stricken you with AIDS as divine punishment for your unrepentant sodomy!
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Location: Red Peking
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Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here -
01-20-2007, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Praise Jesus! He has stricken you with AIDS as divine punishment for your unrepentant sodomy!
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Didn't 'unclean' refer more to lepers?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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On Extended Furlough
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Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here -
01-20-2007, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Didn't 'unclean' refer more to lepers?
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Or shellfish.
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