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Hi there! -
01-13-2007, 11:07 PM
So I herd you liek jesus!
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01-13-2007, 11:10 PM
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So I herd you liek jesus!
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This is a Baptist Church forum. We are here to share the truth about God's Word and who it says Jesus and God are.
There are no "herds" here, except the herd of devianttard.com people terrified that Landover will turn its substantial financial and political resources to shutting them down.
And we don't "liek" or "lick" or "lie about" Jesus. We LOVE Jesus.
Would you care to join us in eternal salvation? Or are you more interested in burning in Hell for all eternity? The choice is yours!
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01-13-2007, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
We LOVE Jesus.
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O RLY? So, would you ever fail a Jesus?
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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01-13-2007, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by mudkips
O RLY? So, would you ever fail a Jesus?
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You... We... You... Huh? Is American English your second or third language?
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01-14-2007, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
You... We... You... Huh? Is American English your second or third language?
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I think that person only speaks AOL.
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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01-14-2007, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
You... We... You... Huh? Is American English your second or third language?
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I think he is just an ignorant sinner who rides the short bus to school every morning.
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
I think that person only speaks AOL.
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Could be. Would prove that Satan controls him as AOLSpeak is of the devil.
The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
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01-14-2007, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord
I think he is just an ignorant sinner who rides the short bus to school every morning.
Could be. Would prove that Satan controls him as AOLSpeak is of the devil.
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A baptwit, of all people, implying someone else is retarded.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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01-14-2007, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by demoncrat
A baptwit, of all people, implying someone else is retarded.
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I beg your pardon?
(finger poised on the Infraction Button)
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Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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01-14-2007, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
I beg your pardon?
(finger poised on the Infraction Button)
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Sorry, I forgot vile insults are only allowed by True Christians™.
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01-14-2007, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by mudkips
So I herd you liek jesus!
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Allow me to translate.
"So, I heard you like Jesus? "
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Yes, THAT Brother Love!
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01-14-2007, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by mudkips
O RLY? So, would you ever fail a Jesus?
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Thank you for translating the jibberish posted by "mud-Lips", dustyjo. (Hope I spelled his name right cuz you know I'm old and my eye sight isn't what it used to be, snicker, snicker). You'd think that BEFORE people come here that they'd learn to speak and write ENGLISH (the godly language of GOD himself). But, I guess that is not the case and for some it might be a bit much to expect.
In his second post "mudLips" states, "O RLY? So, would you ever fail a Jesus?" Excuse me MUD but "A" Jesus?
Number one there is ONLY ONE JESUS, heathen, not more than one! Secondly, True Christians NEVER fail JESUS! In fact, it is absolutely IMPOSSIBLE for a True Christian to ever fail Jesus because His love for us is UNCONDITIONAL. Thirdly, from your posts so far I see that your name really is MUD. And lastly, unsaved trash, we don't just "like" Jesus...we LOVE JESUS THE ONLY ONE!! Bye, bye,
SINNER !!!!!!!!!!!
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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01-14-2007, 03:46 AM
I am retarded. Anonymous meant to type "I'm a homer" but got divide by zero.
O RLY? So, would you ever worship Jesus?
Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-14-2007 at 04:04 AM.
Reason: grammar problems
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Yes, THAT Brother Love!
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01-14-2007, 03:52 AM
YOU unsaved piece of DEMON GARBAGE!! How DARE you use such PROFANITY on God's ONLY True Christian forum!! I can tell from this one post of yours alone that you are a SEXUAL PERVERT boiling over with every SEXUAL SIN imaginable!!
I call upon the Senior Pastors at Landover to BAN this HEATHEN immediately for his use of the "F" word and for his sexual SIN suggesting sex with Jesus!! I have NEVER heard such a thing from such an EVIL and VILE mouth!
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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01-14-2007, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Love
YOU unsaved piece of DEMON GARBAGE!! How DARE you use such PROFANITY on God's ONLY True Christian forum!! I can tell from this one post of yours alone that you are a SEXUAL PERVERT boiling over with every SEXUAL SIN imaginable!!
I call upon the Senior Pastors at Landover to BAN this HEATHEN immediately for his use of the "F" word and for his sexual SIN suggesting sex with Jesus!! I have NEVER heard such a thing from such an EVIL and VILE mouth!
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LOL
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Re: Hi there! -
01-14-2007, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Love
YOU unsaved piece of DEMON GARBAGE!! How DARE you use such PROFANITY on God's ONLY True Christian forum!! I can tell from this one post of yours alone that you are a SEXUAL PERVERT boiling over with every SEXUAL SIN imaginable!!
I call upon the Senior Pastors at Landover to BAN this HEATHEN immediately for his use of the "F" word and for his sexual SIN suggesting sex with Jesus!! I have NEVER heard such a thing from such an EVIL and VILE mouth!
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old copypasta is oooooooold:
"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" (2 John 1:9-11)
So I ask you: do you like Jesus?
Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-14-2007 at 04:10 AM.
Reason: profanity edited
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Hi there! -
01-14-2007, 04:05 AM
There is a special pit in Hell with your name on it.
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Yes, THAT Brother Love!
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01-14-2007, 04:12 AM
Good God spare us, please!! Did you really have to tell us this PERVERTED story here? What's wrong with ya boy? Too much evil liquor? Too much CRACK? Or too much of both? Or maybe the DEVIL has just got ahold on you so bad that you have no mind left at all.
TURN OR BURN SINNER !!
You're already WELL on your way to the FIERY BOWELS OF SATAN'S UNHOLY HELL!!
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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Re: Hi there! -
01-14-2007, 04:14 AM
LBC! halp! a demon shooped my whoop. i can tell by some pixels and seeing quite a few posessions in my time. ihalp!
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Re: Hi there! -
01-14-2007, 04:50 AM
BEGONE WITH THEE FOUL DEMON! I SEND THEE BACK TO THE FOUL PITS OF BALLROG!
PS. FIND JESUS OR HE'LL FIND YOU.
FIND YOU GUILTY OF SIN!
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Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
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01-14-2007, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. SparkleJugs
BEGONE WITH THEE FOUL DEMON! I SEND THEE BACK TO THE FOUL PITS OF BALLROG!
PS. FIND JESUS OR HE'LL FIND YOU.
FIND YOU GUILTY OF SIN!
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Take your heart pills old man.
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