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Default Teenage Jesus. - 01-04-2007, 11:33 PM
Anyways, what was Jesus like as a teenager?
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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-05-2007, 01:40 AM
Who cares? The Bible doesn't mention it, so it's none of our business.

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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-05-2007, 01:55 AM
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Who cares? The Bible doesn't mention it, so it's none of our business.
Amen Sister Virginia!!

Such things are NOT for us True Christians to be thinking about (especially you women folk). There are many MYSTERIOUS in the Lord that we won't understand until we die and go to Heaven which, by the ways, is a place RESERVED for True Chrsitians ONLY. Obviously, this new comer Wright fella ISN"T going there!!

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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-05-2007, 01:59 AM
So what happens in Bethelhem stays in Bethelhem eh?
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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-05-2007, 02:22 AM
Apparently. Same goes for Sodom

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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-05-2007, 02:57 AM
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Anyways, what was Jesus like as a teenager?
A spotted youth,naturally. And probably stroppy with it.

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Anyways, what was Jesus like as a teenager?
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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-05-2007, 10:56 AM
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Apparently. Same goes for Sodom
No, what happens in Sodom is that GOD kills thousands of people for being fags, and then directs His servants to write a book about it, so all future generations will forever know that GOD hates fags and all their defenders, and has no problem with killing them. Got that?

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So what happens in Bethelhem stays in Bethelhem eh?
Now where on Earth is Bethelhem? No such place exists. You didn't by any chance mean Bethlehem, did you?


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A spotted youth,naturally. And probably stroppy with it.
Miss.Lilith, i thinks there almost some true christian™ wisdoms in your nawty post, it true. i belive that cuz lord Jesus were borned a human, He had to deal wiv human stuff. so when He were a teen, He had to battle wiv acnes an moody moods , an there be nothin wrote the bible about his teen years cuz he were in His room all the times, i suspects He were sulky cuz even tho He were the son of lord God, His momma still made Him do His chores

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Miss.Lilith, i thinks there almost some true christian™ wisdoms in your nawty post, it true. i belive that cuz lord Jesus were borned a human, He had to deal wiv human stuff. so when He were a teen, He had to battle wiv acnes an moody moods , an there be nothin wrote the bible about his teen years cuz he were in His room all the times, i suspects He were sulky cuz even tho He were the son of lord God, His momma still made Him do His chores
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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-06-2007, 02:32 AM
Jesus, loves, was just like any other teen boy with raging hormones and all. I'm sure he "experimented" too. This does pose a question, loves. Why would the almighty Creator of all things have to come into the world in a baby's body? Wouldn't you think he would just twitch his nose or something and whalla God almighty would simply be among us? I really question the idea that the MAN Jesus was God incarnate, loves. That concept is NOTHING different than the concepts surrounding the ancient Greek and Roman gods! Their gods incarnated too just like this Jesus! I find it absolutely REMARKABLE that Jesus has so MUCH in COMMON with the ancient "pagan" gods. Don't you my lovelies???

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It's a conspiracy...Just kidding. But does anyone else think it's odd that Jesus skips from age twelve to age 30? It's almost like someone's hiding something. Maybe Jesus went goth and they don't want to tell you...
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It's a conspiracy...Just kidding. But does anyone else think it's odd that Jesus skips from age twelve to age 30? It's almost like someone's hiding something. Maybe Jesus went goth and they don't want to tell you...

I assure you that Jesus did not "go goth" Even the mention of such things deserves warning points! To the best of my knowledge Jesus spent that time in the temples observing how the Jews had stolen His Word and determining the best way to punish them.

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Jesus, loves, was just like any other teen boy with raging hormones and all. I'm sure he "experimented" too. This does pose a question, loves. Why would the almighty Creator of all things have to come into the world in a baby's body? Wouldn't you think he would just twitch his nose or something and whalla God almighty would simply be among us? God's not as cool as Samantha. I really question the idea that the MAN Jesus was God incarnate, loves. That concept is NOTHING different than the concepts surrounding the ancient Greek and Roman gods! Their gods incarnated too just like this Jesus! I find it absolutely REMARKABLE that Jesus has so MUCH in COMMON with the ancient "pagan" gods. Don't you my lovelies???

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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-07-2007, 01:53 PM
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Jesus was just a little punk like all the other kids. And the church had to hide it to keep these crazy crackers from questioning the actions of their God.
Jesus was perfect in every way, you raging imbecile.

Luke 18:19 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? none is good, save one, that is, God.

Don't try and drag Jesus down into the gutter where you live.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-07-2007, 02:14 PM
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Jesus was just a little punk like all the other kids. And the church had to hide it to keep these crazy crackers from questioning the actions of their God.
Jesus hates rebeliousness children, and He always have, being God, He has never changed, so He could never have been one.
Because He doesn't change.

Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders?
For they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother:
And, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
Matthew 15:2-4

As you can see, God feels strongly about this.
Children who refuses to honour their parents should be killed.

If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Default Re: Teenage Jesus. - 01-07-2007, 04:35 PM
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As you can see, God feels strongly about this.
Children who refuses to honour their parents should be killed.
What if said kids parents were psychotic?
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What if said kids parents were psychotic?
How is that an excuse?


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