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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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My new avatar -
01-24-2007, 04:40 PM
I'd like to thank a certain deacon (who shall remain nameless, as his wife (with his blessing) is staying with her sick mother and we don't want to start any horrible rumors) who made my new avatar. He saw that I had picked up the nickname "Sister M&Ms" and he thought this would be both cute and holy. Praise Jesus! If I can witness through the strength of corporate mascots, then His will be done!
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Re: My new avatar -
01-24-2007, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I'd like to thank a certain deacon (who shall remain nameless, as his wife (with his blessing) is staying with her sick mother and we don't want to start any horrible rumors) who made my new avatar. He saw that I had picked up the nickname "Sister M&Ms" and he thought this would be both cute and holy. Praise Jesus! If I can witness through the strength of corporate mascots, then His will be done!
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Sweet! (Pun intended.)
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: My new avatar -
01-24-2007, 05:52 PM
Very nice, Sister! And if memory serves Correctly, I was the first to address you as such.
Do I get a Prize now? Maybe something with lots of Butter and Mayonnaise and Special Sauce on it, perhaps?
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: My new avatar -
01-24-2007, 06:08 PM
I don't know about that, but I have a couple of pies cooling on the window sill right now. One peach, and one apple. Perhaps one of those?
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: My new avatar -
01-24-2007, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I don't know about that, but I have a couple of pies cooling on the window sill right now. One peach, and one apple. Perhaps one of those?
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Darned Nigras! I'm sorry, Sister Ultra Violet. That's what I get for turning my back. I'll bake you a moist, delicious cake instead.
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Re: My new avatar -
01-26-2007, 06:12 PM
Why are you guys picking on the black people? I want to see a video of a black person stealing a pie, i have yet to see one . Or even a non-photoshopped picture for that matter... I know your not telling the truth about it too.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: My new avatar -
01-26-2007, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Peacekeeper
Why are you guys picking on the black people? I want to see a video of a black person stealing a pie, i have yet to see one . Or even a non-photoshopped picture for that matter... I know your not telling the truth about it too.
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What is the matter with you?
If we could spend time waiting with a Camera to film a Pie-stealer we'd have no time to bake replacements!
Your Pie-stealing Negra is too sneaky, and with the extra Muscles in his legs can run as fast as the wind.
We cannot tell lies on this Forum. Jesus would not allow it!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
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Re: My new avatar -
01-26-2007, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Peacekeeper
Why are you guys picking on the black people? I want to see a video of a black person stealing a pie, i have yet to see one . Or even a non-photoshopped picture for that matter... I know your not telling the truth about it too.
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Us picking on them?!? They're picking on us, or can't you read? But in the end, it's just pie. You really expect us to install expensive security equipment on our window sills to keep an eye on pies?
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: My new avatar -
01-26-2007, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Darned Nigras! I'm sorry, Sister Ultra Violet. That's what I get for turning my back. I'll bake you a moist, delicious cake instead.
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Perhaps even a Clootie Dumpling?
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Re: My new avatar -
01-26-2007, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
What is the matter with you?
If we could spend time waiting with a Camera to film a Pie-stealer we'd have no time to bake replacements!
Your Pie-stealing Negra is too sneaky, and with the extra Muscles in his legs can run as fast as the wind.
We cannot tell lies on this Forum. Jesus would not allow it!
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So, you didn't saw it was a nigra?
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: My new avatar -
01-26-2007, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
So, you didn't saw it was a nigra?
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Are you saying friend that all blacks look the same to you?
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Re: My new avatar -
01-26-2007, 08:53 PM
Black people don't have extra muscles in their legs...that is a myth. You are smarter than that.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: My new avatar -
01-26-2007, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Peacekeeper
Why are you guys picking on the black people? I want to see a video of a black person stealing a pie, i have yet to see one . Or even a non-photoshopped picture for that matter... I know your not telling the truth about it too.
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Friend, if you saw a negro stealing your pie, would your first reaction be to run and fetch a camera?
Well, I suppose you're a liberal Canuckistani, so your first reaction would probably be to run after them, give them a hug, and then write them a cheque. Nevertheless, when normal people see negroes stealing their pies, they don't tend to sit there calmly filming it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: My new avatar -
01-27-2007, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Black people don't have extra muscles in their legs...that is a myth. You are smarter than that.
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Oh you are Sooooo naive!!
95% of the Negras loose in our Towns are all quick on their feet.
The slow one's are all in Jail!
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So, you didn't saw it was a nigra?
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Friend, when you get as many Hot Pies stolen as I have, you get to smell-em!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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