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01-26-2015, 11:33 AM
Ok I've been told by some of you want to know me better. Alright here is my biography. First and foremost I am not a christain nor am I musilum or Jewish or Wiccan or pagan. I am not an atheist nor am I agnostic. My house of worship is the earth my faith lies not in God but in people. I believe in evolution and an older earth. I belive every living thing has a soul and finally I will fight for the voiceless no matter the cost.
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01-26-2015, 11:54 AM
Why do you hate Jesus? All He has ever done was Love you?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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01-26-2015, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
Ok I've been told by some of you want to know me better. Alright here is my biography. First and foremost I am not a christain nor am I musilum or Jewish or Wiccan or pagan. I am not an atheist nor am I agnostic. My house of worship is the earth my faith lies not in God but in people. I believe in evolution and an older earth. I belive every living thing has a soul and finally I will fight for the voiceless no matter the cost.
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Miss Burp,
What is you motivation? My motivation is to spread the overwhelming LOVE of Jesus in order to save sinners (this means you) from Hellfire. This can be realized through Fear of God (1 Peter 2:17), accepting His True Nature (Isaiah 45:7) and obedience (Exodus 19:5).
Ecclesiastes 12:13
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
But what is driving you? Do you wish to convert others to sin? Or - have you thought about this - perhaps Jesus has guided you to learn and to repent and your stained soul is still fighting against His call?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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01-26-2015, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
Ok I've been told by some of you want to know me better.
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I don't. Associating with strange people is frowned upon.
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First and foremost I am not a christain
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A christain is a common misspelling for "Christ's Stain", which are either the marks left on cloth by the stigmata or something else.
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My house of worship is the earth
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So getting to church is not a problem... but how do you know when you are there?
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my faith lies not in God but in people.
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Then you will have faith in what I say when I say that you need to have faith in God.
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I believe in evolution and an older earth.
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Older than what?
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I belive every living thing has a soul
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So you will meet everything you ate in heaven?
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and finally I will fight for the voiceless no matter the cost.
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Yes, the dumb suck, don't they? ... This bit about "no matter the cost"... are you rich?
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Re: Biographies -
01-26-2015, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
I will fight for the voiceless no matter the cost.
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What a hateful thing to say
Jesus obviously has a plan for dummies.
Exodus 4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
You've got a lot of nerve, young lady
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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01-26-2015, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
Ok I've been told by some of you want to know me better. Alright here is my biography. First and foremost I am not a christain nor am I musilum or Jewish or Wiccan or pagan. I am not an atheist nor am I agnostic. My house of worship is the earth
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Well, I understand that you don't like to be categorized and compartmentalized, but FYI: the underlined bit makes you a pagan.
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my faith lies not in God but in people.
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And the 10,000 years* of gender and social inequalities, persecutions, slavery, torture, warfare, genocide, and other abuses of people by people did not shake your faith? Good for you, I guess, although you know, keeping your faith in spite of contrary evidence does not make you look too, um, smart, you know.
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I believe in evolution and an older earth. I belive every living thing has a soul
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I see that you enjoy blind faith a lot. Very common thing among religious zealots. Say, why don't you read some books and look for some evidence, so you wouldn't have to rely on faith alone?
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and finally I will fight for the voiceless no matter the cost.
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Great. So, what are you doing to fight female genital mutilation in Africa, or the AIDS social stigma, or poverty, or racial inequalities/discrimination wherever it is that you live, or any other problem that the voiceless are facing all over the word?
Because you know, talking isn't doing.
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* Since the dawn of agriculture. Before that, human groups were too small and too mobile for most of that stuff to occur.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Biographies -
01-26-2015, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
[...]I belive every living thing has a soul and finally I will fight for the voiceless no matter the cost.
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What is a soul in your opinion, and what is the purpose of this soul?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Biographies -
01-26-2015, 08:53 PM
I am done fighting with you people. Ban me if you wish discredit my words because I will not change my beliefs for you or anybody. But know that your words have consequences I just hope you can pay the price.
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Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
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01-26-2015, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
I am done fighting with you people. Ban me if you wish discredit my words because I will not change my beliefs for you or anybody. But know that your words have consequences I just hope you can pay the price.
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Translation: "I cannot offer any counterarguments to your arguments, so I will just put my tail down and escape to wherever I came from."
And I was actually hoping to have an informed, civilized discussion. How naive of me.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Biographies -
01-26-2015, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga
...I was actually hoping to have an informed, civilized discussion. How naive of me.
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Even after you overlooked the not-so-thinly veiled threat:
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Originally Posted by Fireburp
...know that your words have consequences I just hope you can pay the price.
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The True Christians™ are protected by the full armour of God (read Ephesians for more details) and welcome your persecution, as it only proves that they're right.
Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake."
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01-26-2015, 09:20 PM
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Even after you overlooked the not-so-thinly veiled threat:
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Oh. I thought that was more of a metaphorical warning, in the lines of: "that imaginary god in my head will punish you for not following my rules." My bad.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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01-26-2015, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga
And I was actually hoping to have an informed, civilized discussion. How naive of me.
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Dolores dear, I see you are at last beginning to appreciate the problems that we True Christians™ deal with every day of our lives in the face of sinners like Fireburp.
But how sad that she has given up so quickly. One minute it's all I will fight for the voiceless no matter the cost, the next it's
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I am done fighting with you people.
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Dolores, I sincerely hope that our stoicism in the face of adversity, our enthusiasm for saving the lost and our joyful acceptance of persecution - 2 Timothy 3:12 - will figure heavily in your research paper.
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02-22-2015, 01:27 PM
Have you people read 1984 by George Orwell if not do so and let me know what you think.
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 02:01 PM
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Have you people read 1984 by George Orwell if not do so and let me know what you think.
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I've read it and I did not believe a word of it. It's just a load of made up rubbish.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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02-22-2015, 02:21 PM
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Have you people read 1984 by George Orwell if not do so and let me know what you think.
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Yes of course. All I can say is that I was born in 1984 in Britain and it is very inaccurate.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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02-22-2015, 02:28 PM
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Have you people read 1984 by George Orwell if not do so and let me know what you think.
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More importantly did you read the 1611 KJV by God? It is filled with indisputable fact and not sex fantasies.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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02-22-2015, 05:03 PM
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I've read it and I did not believe a word of it. It's just a load of made up rubbish.
YIC
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Ironically you people are exactly like the society described in the book.
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02-22-2015, 05:08 PM
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Ironically you people are exactly like the society described in the book.
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Hello Fireburp.
I do not live in Oceania I live in Florida my house is near the Atlantic Ocean though I would like a larger television set.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Biographies -
02-22-2015, 05:35 PM
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Ironically you people are exactly like the society described in the book.
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Friend, the book (which is not on the approved reading list) was pure fiction, written by a long dead person, who was idolized by the Apple company, well known for their promotion of the gay and EMO agenda.
Read the Bible instead. Find out The Truth.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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02-22-2015, 07:48 PM
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Ironically you people are exactly like the society described in the book.
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Have you ever thought that when you insult True Christians you insult something that is bright and shining picture of GOD?
Romans 8:29-30
29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
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You were also created as a picture of GOD but you have spoiled yourself.
Seems to me, that you are jealous. You are jealous to them, because of something you have done to yourself. And you can not see it, because of your anger.
Matthew 7:3
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
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