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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-21-2015, 08:22 AM

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Hi all. Xcuse my homeschool tone but the Lord in his wisdom done gave me a brain tumer. I thank Jesus evry day for makin me a bonifyed mircle. I stand befor you a humbel man who has witness the power of Christ! Ahmen!, I ussed to testify to the spirit of Jesus with snakes an drinking gas. that was back in Smokyhole when I was "sinnen on tha side"....it makes me tear up to think I went astray and begun drinking shine. That moonshine bout brok up my 50 yr mareage. Thankfuly (years ago Jesus dun told me to loc my wife in her cage) iffy I ever fall back to drink. She was done protekdead. Glory to be bak. Amhen! My iPad is running down now so I gots t go. hopin to meet not mean Christians here. Praise the lord....an out
What a blessing! As Christians, we all aspire to cast off the yoke of rational thought, and be as we were in Eden before The Fall...utterly ignorant and obedient through blind fear. You've got it made in the shade, brother!
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Default Re: God gave me a brain tumer!!! - 02-21-2015, 11:39 AM

Hello again. From your posts I glean that, unlike King Asa, you will not be attending a secular clinic. God is clear that this is the correct thing to do and obviously I do not have an "opinion" on the subject so you've made the right call there.

These days many people burn joss sticks which both attracts and masks the smell of demons. Stankover may not be a place where these things are available but God is very clear about the correct way to burn incense. Heathens are fond of mixed yoga sessions, a form of demon worship, and need to get incense supplies from somewhere so is it possible that you have handled the stuff? God has attacked people of the head for such irreverence, Uzziah being a prime example, and earthquakes are also caused by inappropriate incense burning. Have there been any rumblings in Texas recently?

The disgusting episode involving Uzziah is captured beautifully in this drawing.
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