[Peter Samwell]

Greetings to the members of the Landover Baptist Church and the True Christians™. As you have probably noticed, my name is Peter Samwell. I currently attend no Church as the churches in Australia are all cesspits filled with corruption and false teachings. Instead I strive to bring the true word of God to the misguided Australian people.
Jesus has been with me since I was born, my parents were devout Christians and tried to teach me their ways when it came to religion. After many Bible studies I gradually began to learn what God had been trying to tell me for so long. False Christians had it all wrong, they liked to pick and choose what to apply to their life, they did not treat the Bible like a holistic book. They lived as hypocrites, saying one thing and doing another. I rebuked them, and I rebuked Satan, turning away from their foolish ways. God gave me the light, He gave me the truth and He gave me the way.
Now I know my goal and my purpose in this world, to save the delusional non-believers, to convert the atheists and to condemn those who break the commands of God.
A verse that has strongly influenced my God-given goals is Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
I live by this, my four children live by this and my loving wife lives by this. None shall defy God.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Peter Samwell

Greetings to the members of the Landover Baptist Church and the True Christians™. As you have probably noticed, my name is Peter Samwell. I currently attend no Church as the churches in Australia are all cesspits filled with corruption and false teachings. Instead I strive to bring the true word of God to the misguided Australian people.
Jesus has been with me since I was born, my parents were devout Christians and tried to teach me their ways when it came to religion. After many Bible studies I gradually began to learn what God had been trying to tell me for so long. False Christians had it all wrong, they liked to pick and choose what to apply to their life, they did not treat the Bible like a holistic book. They lived as hypocrites, saying one thing and doing another. I rebuked them, and I rebuked Satan, turning away from their foolish ways. God gave me the light, He gave me the truth and He gave me the way.
Now I know my goal and my purpose in this world, to save the delusional non-believers, to convert the atheists and to condemn those who break the commands of God.
A verse that has strongly influenced my God-given goals is Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
I live by this, my four children live by this and my loving wife lives by this. None shall defy God.

Mr. Samwell,

Welcome to praise Jesus with us. And I don't get to write "welcome" very often as we have many uninvited heathen here who mostly want to mock us and Sweet Jesus. That was quite a powerful testimony, undoubtedly inspired by our Lord!

Hebrews 4:12
For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

...and what a nice verse you've chosen. If only your Austrian atheists didn't discard God's word beforehand, they would understand the peril they're in.

How's family life and begetting?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

to the forum, Mr. Samwell!

How refreshing to see someone posting a proper introduction!

I find it curious, though, that you've registered last September, but decided to wait until today to post your introduction. I assume that you've spent all these months reading the Bible incessantly.

Are you married, Mr. Samwell? If the answer is yes, how many sons do you have?

[FranklinAndPearl]

Hi, Mr. Samwell! PeArl here!

What a lovely introduction! And so rare!

My husband Franklin would like to know how many queers you've punched today? Franklin really loves giving a pounding to the homosexualites. His fists are always sore after, LOL.

Walking with Christ,

Parl

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself. How many abos do you own? Does your wife make koala pie? Were you lucky enough to catch any of my preaching a couple of years ago when Landover Baptist had a Mission to Australia? It was a huge success! I'm sure glad I brought my personal chef though. You people eat some scary stuff over there...

I must say your American is pretty good for a foreigner. Keep up the good work, "bloke."

[Peter Samwell]

Thank you all for the kind-hearted welcomes. I can see why this is God's favourite forum. My family life is going very well, I am a man truly blessed by God. I have been blessed with four strong, healthy sons who will serve their Lord well in establishing his loving dominion over earth. My wife shall be bearing me a fifth child soon, without a doubt a blessing from God.

All of my children are home schooled (of course) as the institutions in place teach only lies and atheist propaganda. The children that go to these places are miscreants and most likely hell-bound, being perverted by homo atheists teaching the lies of evilution. No doubt these sick, twisted individuals will be looking forward to the day when they are penetrated by Satan's barbed tallywacker. Yes, that is right, they are so vile they will defy God even in hell. (or at least think they are)

Now, as to why it took me so long to post on God's favourite forum. I created my account some time ago, due to seeing this forum and adoring it. I felt God sent me here to aid me with my mission in Australia, to teach me new things and to open my eyes to the greater unknown. God can never be wrong, so I came to these forums and observed, and as I observed my eyes were opened. I realised that there were people with similar goals to myself in this world, if not identical goals.
I know that God has a plan for me, and that He loves Christians who praise and honour Him by doing as He commands. The time eventually came when my journey in Christ led me to post in this glorious forum, after much prayer and reading of the Bible the time had come, so here I am, and don't I feel blessed by just being near you amazing Christians.

Haha Pearl, your husband sure must have a good time. Australia is full of filthy queers, if he feels like really bringing down God's rod of justice upon them he should come pay a visit, there are far too many for me to handle alone. They even have this disgusting ceremony to celebrate their deprivation, the "Mardi Gras." Frankly, these words should be expletives. I understand many other countries have this vulgar event, under the guise of Carn-evil or the likes. They pretend that they aren't a gang of queers by calling it art, when in reality they are a bunch of gay frogs masquerading to desensitise the general populace into their deprived ways.
I carry around a pinch-bar in the boot of my car to bring down the divine will of God upon them. If I had to use my fists on all of them it would simply take far too long to get a similar result. Not to mention most of them have aids, so I don't wish to get their unclean blood on myself. Yuk. It is best when there are rocks nearby, as my family enjoys a good stoning.

Ah, about life in Australia, it is any wonder the people over here are so depraved. They do not have anything clean to eat, every land living creature that is native to Australia is filthy and unclean, lizards, koalas, kangaroos, wombats, there is no clean red meat. Fish is fairly safe to eat, as well as some birds.
I own a few abos, about half a dozen work the land and serve my family. If they aren't slacking off that is, they truly are sub-par compared to other native animals. They are a pain to keep as well, considering the authorities are constantly trying to "set them free." Don't these misguided idiots in power understand what the will of God is? (of course not, that is why they are hell bound) Every white man should be making themselves masters over these sub-humans, not be trying to give them free stuff and free will.

I still consider myself blessed by God, as some people do not own any natives (how do they live?) I use my abos to raise cattle and crops to feed the cattle, they cannot be trusted to cook however and need constant supervision and discipline. When it comes to abo breeding it is best to raise abos from about the age of two, the first group is usually the most difficult to bring to working age as your wife needs to care for them. Once you have some mature abos they can be bred together to make more abos. These abos can be trained to care for their offspring so that their offspring will be subservient to you and absolutely loyal. As your wife has taught the first generation excellent American they should be able to pass this on. Once they reach this stage all you, the owner, needs to do is feed/water them and provide basic shelter and necessities.
Although they have been taught excellent American, they will still speak in a sub-par manner, this is because of their low intelligence and sub-human nature, which is completely understandable.

Once again, thank you for your kind welcomes.

[Peter Samwell]

Ah yes, I forgot to mention that I did not realise Landover Baptist Church had a mission in Australia, here I was thinking I have been alone all these years. I truly am thankful that God has sent His wonderful message through many different people. Hallelujah! Praise God! Australia must have been truly blessed by your presence.

[Nobar King]

Hello Mr. Samwell and welcome to our trusty Church forum. I am assuming that you are actually a Christian and have read the Bible and are not just some sweet-smelling fag from the sinful streets of Austria here to make fun of Jesus. That would not be nice. I'm sure the Department of Faith already has someone working on this.

Originally Posted by Peter Samwell

I currently attend no Church as the churches in Australia are all cesspits filled with corruption and false teachings.

It's difficult to trust people who make blanket statements such as this. You have actually visited each and every Christian Church in Australia and spent enough time there to verify their corruption?

Instead I strive to bring the true word of God to the misguided Australian people.

So, you have been visiting all of the a fore-mentioned Churches and telling them that they're doing it wrong? That would be a worthwhile task, but, if I may ask, how do you know that you're the only one in Austria doing it right? You must have met, by now, at least one other Christian in Austria who believes as you do. That's all it takes to start a Church.

[Peter Samwell]

I agree, I did make a blanket statement based upon my experience in visiting such places. I have been to many churches in Australia, and even the ones that seem to get it right at first seem to have shortcomings. They surely are wolves dressed as sheep, coming to deceive the masses.
For some churches I spent a considerable time with their congregation, yet slowly the curtains began to draw open and I saw their deceit for what it was. Now I trust in my guidance from God to go where He sends. I have generated a following for God, a large group of people support me as I go to convert more Christians for Christ. In a way these people are my church family, God is using me to lead them to salvation and I truly feel blessed. All glory to God!
I must admit, I have met with some people who seem to be doing the same task as I, however if examined further their guise is false, they lack conviction and they are not willing to go all the way for God. These people surely are deceivers sent up from the pits of hell itself. They truly are abominable, I almost fell to one of them into working along side him. God opened my eyes and I rebuked that deceiver, bringing the wrath of God down upon his head. He was knocked to the ground, his body started convulsing from the demons within, then he stopped moving. The demons had left him (killing him in the process), they went back to the pits of hell where they belong. Praise God for bringing me through such an encounter! I owe so much to Him, I truly am a worthless creature without God.

I still strive to bring the Word of God to all of Australia, my task is nowhere near complete, this task is for life. If you have encountered a church in Australia that truly follows God, please let me know. I feel as if I am walking through a cursed country that will soon be going to the literal down under.

[Nobar King]

I may never visit Austria again, brother, but I am willing to send you some free Bibles for your new Church, should you need them.

YIC,

NK