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Default Hello! - 03-07-2015, 01:24 AM

My name is Judith and I am a 17 year old unmarried virgin girl. I was raised in Austria by my adventist parents, but I realized a few months ago that their beliefs are wrong. So now I am here and I believe that I finally found the right church! Please help me become a True Christian. I know it's probably gonna be a long way, but I am willing to learn and devote myself to Christ.

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My name is Judith and I am a 17 year old unmarried virgin girl. I was raised in Austria by my adventist parents, but I realized a few months ago that their beliefs are wrong. So now I am here and I believe that I finally found the right church! Please help me become a True Christian. I know it's probably gonna be a long way, but I am willing to learn and devote myself to Christ.

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Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum! What a sad story about your parents, too bad that they will burn in forever and ever.

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-07-2015, 01:54 AM

Judith, what a lovely name! Thanks for following almost all of the instructions; given that you are a girl and unsaved, that's quite and accomplishment. What's your favorite Bible verse? Mine are 1 Peter 3:4 "But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price." and "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." Ephesians 5:22.

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

P.S. It's nice to meet a woman my own age!
P.S.S. It's time to get you a husband! I'm your age, and I'm already married to the senior pastor at my church, and I'm with child.


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Default Re: Hello! - 03-07-2015, 02:41 AM

Welcome then, Judith. You bear the name of a mighty warrior. I pray that you do not share her fate, doomed to go through life without husband or offspring. Do you live in the Austria that is next to godless Sweden, or the one near to China?

Please tell us more of your escape from the clutches of the cultists. God Bless!


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Default Re: Hello! - 03-07-2015, 02:58 AM

Welcome Judith, Congratulations on escaping the clutches of the Seventh Dayers. And welcome to the land of the living. Are you now eating meat? I don't think I could live without meat at least twice a day.


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Default Re: Hello! - 03-07-2015, 05:48 AM

Hi Judith! Pearl here!

It is most refreshing to meet someone who appears to be on the road to the LORD!!! As others have said, sorry your parents will be cast into the lake of fire. But take solace in the fact that you will be SAVED!

Are you still in school? If so, I would say I hope you are home-schooled, however, with the abominations you call parents, you may as well be taught by an atheist lesbo retard. LOL.

Nice to meet you!

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-07-2015, 10:04 AM

Welcome Ma'm. How many sons have glided from your firm tender loins for Jesus? How do you find the time to be on the internet while preparing your home for your husband. I know you takes you females a dozen or so years to get a handle on managing a simple thing like a home.
Have your husband come on, I'd love to meet him


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello! - 03-07-2015, 02:50 PM

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Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum! What a sad story about your parents, too bad that they will burn in forever and ever.

Do you have a favorite Bible verse, dear?
My favourite bible verse is Genesis 2,24

YiC Judith
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It is nice to meet you too! And I agree with you, it is time to find myself a husband. Sadly I am living in Austria and there are no True Christian men around. They are all ungodly papists and my parents only introduced me to adventist men.

YiC Judith
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Nice to meet you! Isn't the country in Asia called Australia? Anyways, I am living in europe. I can't really tell you something about my escape, because I am still stuck in one of their institutions. I am attending to an adventist highschool and I am in the dorm, so there is no way out. I found your church on the internet and immediately felt that this was the right church so I decided to sign up here and find some people to help me. I am sorry for my not-perfect english, my mother tongue is german.

YiC Judith

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Nice to meet you too! Yes, I do eat meat. Very to the disappointment of my parents, I never joined them in their lifestyle of a vegetarian. But they don't serve meat in our cafeteria.

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Nice to meet you! As I mentioned above, I am currently attending an adventist boarding school, no the best place to become a True Christian.

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-08-2015, 02:30 AM

Judith, I sent my negro man to help you escape. You shall be set free in America for good. The things we due to save souls...I'll gladly due it to help Jesus though!


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Judith, I sent my negro man to help you escape. You shall be set free in America for good. The things we due to save souls...I'll gladly due it to help Jesus though!
I know I don't even need to ask if your service negroe has been gelded. I would hate for that poor girl to be raped by your Hamite.
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Judith, I sent my negro man to help you escape. You shall be set free in America for good. The things we due to save souls...I'll gladly due it to help Jesus though!
How kind of you, Sister Elizabeth!

Let us pray he does not find a KFC or watermelon stand on his journey; he will never leave! LOL.

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-08-2015, 10:04 AM

Thanks for your kindness! When can I await him? I need some of my stuff, so please tell my so I can pack my belongings

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My negro, has a chastity belt on him, that only my master and husband can undo. It's then been prayed over, and given that God answers our prayers (Matthew 7:7) and that Negros are pretty stupid, the girl is safe. Judith, he should arrive to you in a few hours. I also included a whip and pepper spray since as a white woman, even you are more intelligent than him.


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My negro, has a chastity belt on him, that only my master and husband can undo. It's then been prayed over, and given that God answers our prayers (Matthew 7:7) and that Negros are pretty stupid, the girl is safe. Judith, he should arrive to you in a few hours. I also included a whip and pepper spray since as a white woman, even you are more intelligent than him.
Sister Elizabeth, you are such a kind and sweet person, that I feel really bad contradicting you. However, if I was you, I wouldn't bet on the reliability of this man. We all know that people of his kind aren't reliable, and we also know that changing a person's nature is impossible:

Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

Judith, I wouldn't be waiting for that man too long, if you know what I mean. You need to have some backup plan, and soon!
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Sister Elizabeth, you are such a kind and sweet person, that I feel really bad contradicting you. However, if I was you, I wouldn't bet on the reliability of this man. We all know that people of his kind aren't reliable, and we also know that changing a person's nature is impossible:

Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

Judith, I wouldn't be waiting for that man too long, if you know what I mean. You need to have some backup plan, and soon!
Basilissa, thank you for your insight! I'll speak with my husband and see if we can send a white tin tither's wife to get her. Judith, if he doesn't come in the next hour, wait for a couple days, and I'll get another woman I trust to get you.


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Default Re: Hello! - 03-08-2015, 11:27 PM

Thanks for sending the negro, but he hasn't arrived by now. I wonder where he is...
But anyways, I have a backup plan to offer. My whole class will make a trip to america and it starts in 16 days. Maybe I will find a way to escape there, but I don't know where I can go then. So if you have some suggestions, I would be very grateful.

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Default Re: Hello! - 03-08-2015, 11:33 PM

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Thanks for sending the negro, but he hasn't arrived by now. I wonder where he is...
But anyways, I have a backup plan to offer. My whole class will make a trip to america and it starts in 16 days. Maybe I will find a way to escape there, but I don't know where I can go then. So if you have some suggestions, I would be very grateful.

YiC Judith
Where will you be? I'll fly over and pick you up myself. A young woman should never be alone and unchaperoned.


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Default Re: Hello! - 03-08-2015, 11:35 PM

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Thanks for sending the negro, but he hasn't arrived by now. I wonder where he is...
But anyways, I have a backup plan to offer. My whole class will make a trip to america and it starts in 16 days. Maybe I will find a way to escape there, but I don't know where I can go then. So if you have some suggestions, I would be very grateful.

YiC Judith
That sounds like a wonderful plan, dear! Once here, I'm sure you will be able to find a Godly True Christian™ man to marry you and solve your immigration issues and guide you to Salvation!
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Default Re: Hello! - 03-08-2015, 11:44 PM

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My name is Judith and I am a 17 year old unmarried virgin girl. I was raised in Austria by my adventist parents, but I realized a few months ago that their beliefs are wrong. So now I am here and I believe that I finally found the right church! Please help me become a True Christian. I know it's probably gonna be a long way, but I am willing to learn and devote myself to Christ.

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Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forum! Have you read this helpful guide for the spiritually walking dead? How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost! I pray you execute your free will to make the right choice before Jesus calls you to Judgement (2 Corinthians 5:10), as this could happen any time. He could squeeze a bus driver's heart to create a crushing, painful heart attack, gently taking the wheel to run you right over the very moment you step in the direct route of the runaway bus. He could strike you with Lupus and send your insides to eat out your body until the only thing left is broken dreams and the tears of loss chances. He could send you the AIDS via a legitimate rape on your campus, perhaps not before you deliver a Blessing Child from the encounter. The truth is dear, we never know what's in our future, but He does, and we would be wise to not pretend we know better.



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Default Re: Hello! - 03-11-2015, 06:54 AM

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Where will you be? I'll fly over and pick you up myself. A young woman should never be alone and unchaperoned.
I will still be stuck in my school and today we have religion class! I want to get away from here asap.
Thanks for the help!

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