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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
We have become complacentatious about the war on Christianity that is being waged by papists. Today I heard the following statements made by a person calling himself a "religious scholar."
1. The Bible consists of 73 books
2. The Bible has several different genres in its pages. Some of these genres are: poetry, history, and FICTION. (I almost gagged on my banana/strawberry smoothie).
3. The Bible was never meant to be taken literally.
4. If we look at the Bible through the eyes of first-century writers, we would realize that it was never meant to be a guidebook for life.
Can you believe this drivel? I call for a protest and picketing of every papist establishment in America. Perhaps we can get President Trump to outlaw this foul scourge on our American landscape.
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Verily, Brother Larry, the
Catholic Cult has become so widespread that unless we do something very, very soon, there won't be many souls for
Jesus to harvest once He decides to set the
End of Times into motion! I performed a rapid Creation Science Study on the situation of the Papist heresy on American soil, and the consequences are
disastrous. Let us look at this
illuminating diagram:
Almost all of the
formerly Godly US of A is now
red because of the Catholic-Communist-Muslim
invasion. Freehold, for instance, is so
tiny in its surface area that it is
invisible on this scale. The most alarming detail is, however, the high percentage of
"population penetration", the staggering numbers of
sodomistic victims
penetrated by the cultists and left at their own devices to desperately seek for
ex-gay clinics of the few remaining
True Christians™ (
i.e., us) to exhume the soul that has been covered under more than six feet of unnatural fornicatory soil.
So few places with no Catholic presence means
equally few places where Jesus can relax and feel safe. What does this mean for the cultists once
The Donald begins his Reign under the guiding hand of
Jesus Christ?
2 Thessalonians 1:9
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;
Yes, things are
bad now but they'll get
better. It will be such
fun to watch the Papists
writhe in their everlasting destruction!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer