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flag Hello I'm Isaac - 11-21-2017, 09:23 AM

Hi I just wanted to say hello to everyone.

I recently signed up here to see if I could find a Church that fits in with my values and beliefs. I was baptized by Brother Gene at the Marshal Ford Baptist Church in Texas. I attended the youth group there and adult services until I moved away. I recently got out of the military after six years. I am not currently a member of any church, and that has left a huge hole in my life. I recently moved from Norfolk, Va and I am currently living in Colorado.


I feel as if I have been sitting aside as our country and our values are being trampled upon by hedonistic scum. I'm trying to remain polite since I am new here. After looking through the forums and reading your members' words I felt like I had found people who had the same beliefs. For the first time in a long time I felt a since of hope. I am not the extremist crazy person that the trolls seem to waste their last few moments on this earth mocking and criticizing. When I read the opinions of your members and their responses to these people, I realized that I share some of the same values (Spiritual, political, moral, and social). I hope I can find a place here among you, so I can get back to the important things in life.


Finally this is one of the quotes important to me.
Job 22:15-16 KJV
15 Hast thou marked the old way which wicked men have trodden?
16 Which were cut down out of time, whose foundation was overflown with a flood:


Thank you,
Isaac

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Jesus Re: Hello I'm Isaac - 11-21-2017, 10:03 AM

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Hi I just wanted to say hello to everyone.

I recently signed up here to see if I could find a Church that fits in with my values and beliefs. I was baptized by Brother Gene at the Marshal Ford Baptist Church in Texas. I attended the youth group there and adult services until I moved away. I recently got out of the military after six years. I am not currently a member of any church, and that has left a huge hole in my life. I recently moved from Norfolk, Va and I am currently living in Colorado.

I feel as if I have been sitting aside as our country and our values are being trampled upon by hedonistic scum. I'm trying to remain polite since I am new here. After looking through the forums and reading your members' words I felt like I had found people who had the same beliefs. For the first time in a long time I felt a since of hope. I am not the extremist crazy person that the trolls seem to waste their last few moments on this earth mocking and criticizing. When I read the opinions of your members and their responses to these people, I realized that I share some of the same values (Spiritual, political, moral, and social). I hope I can find a place here among you, so I can get back to the important things in life.

Finally this is one of the quotes important to me.
Job 22:15-16 KJV
15 Hast thou marked the old way which wicked men have trodden?
16 Which were cut down out of time, whose foundation was overflown with a flood:

Thank you,
Isaac

Mr. Isaac,

What an exceptional Introduction. It is a pleasure to have a grown man who lets the Bible do his thinking for him here on our Godly Forum! Have you been begetting in a successful manner yet?

I took the liberty of reproducing one of your sentences in bold typeface. I think that this is a very important issue. Hedonism always leads to the disastrous outcome of eternal Agony in Hell. Let us remember one of the most pivotal utterings by Jesus Christ!

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.



In this life that is miserable we are not supposed to practice the cult of hedonism. Glory!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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African Re: Hello I'm Isaac - 11-21-2017, 12:18 PM

I just posted a reply to the Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick forum, but I wanted to recycle it here with my Introduction so everyone could get a feel for my beliefs and values. I hope that is ok.


I recently came across a photograph of an albino Gorilla, and the naive comments under it were claiming that "white people" should realize that this photo was proof of the resemblance of man (even white man) to apes. They said that this photo alone proved the that the Devil's spokesman Darwin was correct in his lie about "evolution." I have uploaded an attachment of the photo, judge it for yourselves.

I leave you with this.
In Colossians 1:15-20 Regarding The Preeminence of Christ
15 He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of all creation. 16 For by him all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things were created through him and for him. 17 And he is before all things, and in him all things hold together. 18 And he is the head of the body, the church. He is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead, that in everything he might be preeminent. 19 For in him all the fullness of God was pleased to dwell, 20 and through him to reconcile to himself all things, whether on earth or in heaven, making peace by the blood of his cross.


We were created in his image, and if you take a look at this photo I'm sure we can agree that this is not His image. It could possibly be the product of sinful inter-racial and inter-cultural breeding, but not His image.

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Jesus Re: Hello I'm Isaac - 11-21-2017, 12:37 PM

Darling Isaac,

We appreciate your enthusiasm, but Jesus does not approve of repetitions.

Matthew 6:7
But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Hello I'm Isaac - 11-21-2017, 04:17 PM

Hello Isaac and to our Godly forum!

You seem like a nice fellow! Are you married?
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Rebuke Re: Hello I'm Isaac - 11-21-2017, 05:25 PM

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Hello Isaac and to our Godly forum!

You seem like a nice fellow! Are you married?

Why would you care if he's married? Are you trying to flirt on God's favorite forum? I'm sure he's not a certified equine gnathologist. I'm sure he's not a doctoral candidate for a PhD in Creation Science.
But go ahead, throw yourself at him, Basilissa. I'm going to go fellowship with my pastor's son. First we're going for a steam at the 63rd St YMCA, then a hearty meal at one of NYC's finest restaurants that serves meals under $15. Then we'll listen to Josh Groban CD's at his dad's house.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Hello I'm Isaac - 11-21-2017, 05:30 PM

Welcome to our friendly forums, Isaac! I can assure you, there are no gorillas in my ancestry either!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello I'm Isaac - 11-21-2017, 09:04 PM

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Why would you care if he's married? Are you trying to flirt on God's favorite forum? I'm sure he's not a certified equine gnathologist. I'm sure he's not a doctoral candidate for a PhD in Creation Science.
My most beloved Brother Larry , do I hear a hint of jealousy in your tone? I'm sure I'm mistaken, because a man like you is anything but silly:

Job 5:2 For wrath killeth the foolish man, and envy slayeth the silly one.


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Prayer Re: Hello I'm Isaac - 11-22-2017, 02:06 AM

Dear, Elmer

I see the folly of my actions even though I had a feeling it was wrong I was vain and did so anyway. On that note I repent and ask forgiveness. I appreciate being around good people who can illustrate to me my misdeeds through scripture. I humbly thank you.


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8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. 9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us [our] sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
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Default Re: Hello I'm Isaac - 11-22-2017, 10:09 AM

Hello, Isaac! Welcome to the forum! God bless!
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