[Witch Hammer]

Here is a little visual aid for all the homers who like to come in here and d!¢k-slap The Savior™ in the face, believing there are no consequences for such actions. Take a look at exactly what you are inviting into your anuses by your rejection of Him®:


Infernal!


Abomination!


Unclean!!

These are but a few of satan's minions who cling tenaciously to the innards of your bowels! Reject these fiends by allowing Christ entrance today....tomorrow may be too late!

[Elmer G. White]

Brother, this is wonderful. With the aid of modernistic imaging techniques, such as microscopism, we can now classify the exact causes of sodomistic behavior and perhaps develop specific prayers targeted at the diverse types!

This should have been obvious. The nature of these unnatural urges is not hidden but revealed in detail in the magnum opus of Jesus, the Bible!

Lamentations 1:20
Behold, O LORD; for I am in distress: my bowels are troubled; mine heart is turned within me; for I have grievously rebelled: abroad the sword bereaveth, at home there is as death.

Troubled intestines because of rebellion, i.e., SIN! If I may, I attach here still another photograph that shows a herd of these demons attached to the innermost lining of the gut. This must cause not only Spiritual but physical irritation, an itch that the victim tries to ameliorate by scratching it with the only method imaginable, by utilizing the tallywhacker of a fellow homer. Of course, supernatural contagions require supernatural help, due to which this attempted remedy only worsens the situation leading to a vicious cycle of constant anal traffic congestion.



Instead, a simple prayer would suffice.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[SoldierofChrist]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Here is a little visual aid for all the homers who like to come in here and d!¢k-slap The Savior™ in the face, believing there are no consequences for such actions. Take a look at exactly what you are inviting into your anuses by your rejection of Him®:


Infernal!


Abomination!


Unclean!!

These are but a few of satan's minions who cling tenaciously to the innards of your bowels! Reject these fiends by allowing Christ entrance today....tomorrow may be too late!

Just as God rained down judgement on the Egyptians, He shall rain down judgement on the gays

[Witch Hammer]

Amen, Brother Elmer! Only the healing liquid that spews from Christ's font like a geyser can truly satisfy that funky itch brought on by anal demon infestation. John 4:14.

This discourse brings to mind Philemon 1:20...

Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord

It is our duty as Christians to infuse joy into the bowels of others, bringing refreshment and relief...creating an environment where anal demons fear to tread.

These supernatural nightmares can be manually or chemically purged, with varying degrees of success, but truly, only The Living God can keep these ancient, evil and nameless horrors from running riot in the mud socket:

[Des]

These images are horrific and clearly demonic. That athesnits can claim evil-lotion could produce such nightmarish abominations is laughable. Those monstrosities climbed from the bowels of hell straight into the bowels of homerfags and sodomaniacal lezboids, and are testament to the Divine Mercy of God Almighty in His unending work to bring these subhuman sodomites back into the Glorious Light of His Eternal Reign, Glory!

[DylanGam]

WOOW!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Wow, indeed! Those are terrible looking creatures from Hell! I thank God my mother never let me choose Homosexuality!

I wonder, Dr. White, are those horrible little things related to the curse God gives wives when their husbands are overtaken with fits of jealousy? You know, the curse that instantaneously produces an abortion if she was in fact a whore behind her husband's back, and that resulted in the baby in her womb (Numbers 5:11-22)?

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Wow, indeed! Those are terrible looking creatures from Hell! I thank God my mother never let me choose Homosexuality!

I wonder, Dr. White, are those horrible little things related to the curse God gives wives when their husbands are overtaken with fits of jealousy? You know, the curse that instantaneously produces an abortion if she was in fact a whore behind her husband's back, and that resulted in the baby in her womb (Numbers 5:11-22)?

What a refreshing question, dear Sister in Christ! It is questions and hypotheses like this that advance Creation Science the most.

You'll be happy to know that our Creation Science Team did not remain idle. Instead, we conducted a demanding Interwebs image search to see if there are data that support your hypothesis. There are. This is the demonic creature that resides in the cooters of harlots:



You can also see that this entity is pink, which connects it irrefutably with sodomite women (Romans 1:26).

Now we can easily determine that this demon is quite similar to the anorectal lower intestine colonic demon of sodomite men. However, as we know that God Created all Creatures as separate Kinds (Genesis 1:21-24) , we cannot claim immediately that these demons are related, but when we take into account genetic entropy, we can easily deduce that, also here, your hypothesis must be right as it is supported by the Bible.

Numbers 5:24
And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter.

Bitter? This must mean acidic, as it feels bitter. The cooter becomes acidic and bitter? Does it!? It does! As it happens, the cooterish environment is acidic, as Jesus explained.

An adult woman of reproductive age will have ***dirty word with the meaning of "related to the cooter" removed to avoid mayhem among our Ladies*** secretions with a pH of about 3.8-4.5 on a good day. This is fairly acidic on the pH scale, about the same as a tomato.

Wait! There is more. In addition to finally finding the missing ingredient to our Biblical Bitter Water Formula (we'll mix it with some Trichomonas parasites now), this also proves Creation and falsifies evolution Big Time! Our Team found another informative image. Behold!



This demon has a flagellum (pl. flagella from the Latin tongue). Now, it has been established that flagella cannot be formed by blind random chance mutations of the DNA heresy. It is a sign that Jesus designed this organismal demon. It is the final proof for atheists that Jesus punishes them and wants to warn them and make them Repent with discomfort and discharge.

2 Peter 2:9
The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:

Poor Jesus suffered for many hours to save the harlots. It is righteous that they should also suffer for their disobedience!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer