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03-27-2014, 11:03 PM
Brothers and Sisters, depravity of Darwinist monkey-worshiper does not stop on verbal and direct attacks on God. They also use animals against Christianity.
Here are just few examples of species that should be banned all together. Keep your children and loved ones away from these creatures perverted by evilutionists. List will be updated later on, feel free to add on the list yourself as well.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:22 PM
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... tit ... boob ... sperm ... cock ... horny ...
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This is why biology should be outlawed. The "science" of species is a complete hoax as the Holy Bible already mentions all creatures created by God and saved by Noah with help from God. All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations that only serve as an excuse to have gay sex. I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:27 PM
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...All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations...
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Like cats?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:42 PM
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Like cats?
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A lion's not a cat?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:49 PM
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A lion's not a cat?...
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Lions are mentioned in the Bible.
Cats aren't.
Therefore, cats aren't lions.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:54 PM
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Lions are mentioned in the Bible.
Lions are cats.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-15-2014, 11:42 PM
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Lions are mentioned in the Bible.
Cats aren't.
Therefore, cats aren't lions.
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What about llamas?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-27-2014, 11:51 PM
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This is why biology should be outlawed.
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Amen, Brother! If we really, really look in to this matter, I'm sure we can find many more animals with names full of sexual innuendo. It does not stop even at animals, the whole nature has been perverted by monkey-worshipers. Just take a look at these.
Pussy willows
Seriously! I really don't want to have cooters thrown at my face in this manner! Damn you, Darwin!
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
03-28-2014, 12:20 AM
These dogs, teaching children that the homer way of life is acceptable:
Shih-Tzu
Poodle
Cocker spaniel
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03-28-2014, 12:46 AM
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Poodle
Cocker spaniel
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That's not even half of it, Sister. Those were not deviant enough for Darwin, so he had to name this as Cock-a-poo!
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03-31-2014, 06:25 PM
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-27-2014, 02:24 AM
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Just looking at that made me feel sick. Can you imagine what must be involved in producing such a monstrosity given that the starting material looks like this?
I am certain that these compulsion people have are satanic. God did not make square poodles. Maniacs, on the other hand, can think of little else once they get going with the clippers. Having rejected God there is no reason for them not to, I suppose. But what on earth could inspire this?
You know, I try to look on the bright side, difficult though that is in these last days but when I come across stuff like this I really do despair for humanity.
No wonder Jesus will be killing so many when He returns as promised in Revelation.6.–.9 and yet even in the face of such righteous destruction will they give up their fornicating? The Bible says: " No" (Revelation.9:21)
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-27-2014, 07:19 AM
I can tell you Sister Mitza, just what it is that turns a dog into that - homers.
As an explanation, I suggest you attend a dog show. Take all precautions with you. 95% of the male dog owners at dog shows are raging queers. They love nothing better (other than anal sex) than grooming their dogs. Clipping and teasing hair and who knows what else. All the pretty breeds that need lots of work to get them ready for dog shows are owned by homers. The dogs that don't need to be clipped and preened tend not to be owned by homers.
Poodles in particular are probably the worst. They're not only clipped and shaved, but these homers then 'tease' the hair that is left and pour many cans of hairspray into the hair, to get it to stand 'just right'.
I once spotted a female poodle being paraded by a homer. It had a tampon string hanging out of its naughty bits! It was obviously 'in season' - what happens every 6 months when a female dog wants to bear young male puppies for Christ. But rather than let it bleed over its primped white coat, he shoved a tampon up the poor girl. The indignity for that dog - not only shaved within an inch of her life, but with a tampon in her!
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 02:10 AM
Even sodomites are convincing animals to be queer.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 02:14 AM
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Even sodomites are convincing animals to be queer.
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Indeed. Why, in England, not only are they forcing men to marry men, they're forcing the sodomite lifestyle on innocent animals!
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 02:20 AM
Only God knows what's taking place here.... these sodomite mallards will teach younger ducks homosexuality is ok and acceptable.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-17-2014, 04:39 AM
Yeah haters. i'm a christian evolutionist, and seriously its you the pervert the finds these names offensive, and plus biologist aren't all gay. If any actual christians find this website this is just satans little chocolate cake and guess what the cake is a lie.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-17-2014, 05:51 AM
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...this is just satans little chocolate cake and guess what the cake is a lie.
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They have Scripture from the King James Bible; you bring graffiti from a video game?!
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-17-2014, 09:26 AM
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i'm a christian evolutionist
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So in other words, you don't believe in Bible and that means you are not a Christian. It's false-Christians like you, who gives us Christians a bad name
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
06-08-2014, 11:18 AM
Pink dolphins (and any other pink animals) are obviously a part of the gaysexual agenda
Luckily they are faced with extinction
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