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New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-13-2013, 08:02 PM
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VATICAN CITY — Throngs jamming St. Peter's Square roared with joy as Argentine Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, archbishop of Buenos Aires, stepped onto the balcony as the new pope and leader of the world's 1.2 billion Catholics.
The crowd grew silent as Bergoglio, 76, recited the Lord's Prayer and a Hail Mary.
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So, there we have it - the non-event of the year! A New Anti-Christ posing as God's telephone exchange, chants his worship of Mary.
For information, he's basically a Beaner, so he'll spend most of his time cleaning out fonts, holy wells and other water-based objects.
He says he doesn't mind Gays (unlike God) but is against them marrying - which is a travesty of God's Word.
Expect more lightning strikes at the Vatican.
No one placed a bet on #3, that miserable cretin, so Landover benefits to the max!
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03-13-2013, 08:32 PM
They made a Mexican pope! That pope hat is about to get a whole lot sillier. On the bright side the Vatican lawns will look beautiful.
I wonder, will the Eucharist be nacho cheese flavored from now on?
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-13-2013, 09:17 PM
I always knew the antiChrist would be a Latino...
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-13-2013, 09:23 PM
Pope "Francis I" - sounds nancy boy homer to me.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-13-2013, 09:54 PM
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Pope "Francis I" - sounds nancy boy homer to me.
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Francis the Taco Pope.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-13-2013, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Alterboy
I always knew the antiChrist would be a Latino...
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Need to read your Bible there kiddo,
There are many antichrists
1st John 4:3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
I believe you're confusing antichrists with the Beast of Revalation, a common mistake for papists.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-13-2013, 10:58 PM
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Need to read your Bible there kiddo,
There are many antichrists
1st John 4:3 And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.
I believe you're confusing antichrists with the Beast of Revalation, a common mistake for papists.
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I am humbled by your godly wisdom.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-13-2013, 11:06 PM
Are they sure he's not an illegal? Does he have a Vatican green card?
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-13-2013, 11:14 PM
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I am humbled by your godly wisdom.
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Ha!!
You let a woman instruct you: what kind of xian are you?
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-13-2013, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
Ha!!
You let a woman instruct you: what kind of xian are you?
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He's more man than you'll ever be.
At least he understands the difference between a woman teaching in church and a woman pointing out an error in scripture.
You're so confused you don't know if you have an innie or an outtie.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 01:22 AM
I guess it's somewhat interesting to see a new pope get elected, but now that it's over, it has no meaning for me whatsoever. I will keep an eye out to see how many more wetbacks can actually fit in the Vatican. There may also be opportunities to see cock fights and grab a chalupa if you ever decide to take the tour.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 01:29 AM
He certainly seems to care about the poor. For that reason, I will support him.
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 02:09 AM
The end of this papacy is already in sight. Here we have the start of the scandal:
The hunt is on for split choir-boys.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 02:24 AM
I checked online to see if there is a Taco Bell in Rome so that the new pope will feel more at home, but the only one in Rome is in Rome, Georgia.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 03:25 AM
He has wasted no time in revealing himself as an anti-christ.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 04:19 AM
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He has wasted no time in revealing himself as an anti-christ.
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Well his English is better than most.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I checked online to see if there is a Taco Bell in Rome so that the new pope will feel more at home, but the only one in Rome is in Rome, Georgia.
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My old home town...it's almost as sinful as Rome, Italy. Our new amigo pope would be fine in Rome, GA as it is full of illegal messicans--The best thing about it is in fact the many roads leading out of it and the many means of travel that one can choose from to flee the place. If one wanted to give the United States of America an enema he could do a lot worse than to stick the hose right there in Rome, Georgia!
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 06:46 AM
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Ha!!
You let a woman instruct you: what kind of xian are you?
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Listen up, butt plugger.
There are certain levels of Existance here at Landover, namely:
1. God, Baby Jesus and the Holy Spirit.
2. Pastors
3. True Christian Men.
4. True Christian Women.
5. Forum Members.
6. Unsaved Trash - Like the Alterboy
6. Perverts - Like you.
Hope this sheds some light on the matter.
Don't forget your trunks when you get sent to the lake of fire.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 06:39 PM
You can easily tell these guys are the bad guys. It's like the Nazis having skull and crossbones on their badges in WWII. Couldn't everyone tell back then?
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Re: New Pope - New Anti-Christ -
03-14-2013, 06:48 PM
Why has the wetback taken the name from the queer capital of the world? Here is his Latin name, the one you dont hear in the news: Franciscus
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