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View Poll Results: Which is the most important issue in International Women's Day?
The right for Real Women to beat kids 5 20.00%
Increase social acceptance for domestic discipline 8 32.00%
Banning porn 3 12.00%
Protect girls from lesbian rapists 9 36.00%
Protect girls from Gardasil 3 12.00%
Women should compete with men in sports 1 4.00%
Have the U.S Department of Family Values established in all states 14 56.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

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Default Re: International Women's Day - 03-13-2013, 01:12 AM
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If animals don't go to heaven, then you're going to hell, because you're more animal than animals, you're a beast with no feelings, and if heaven admit people like you, then your version of what is the heaven is a shit, and I don't want to go there, I prefer hell before your shitty imitation of heaven

I hope God come down here one day and tell you how sad he is for all your discrimination, hate, prejudices and of course YOUR CHURCH, yeah, I know Landover is a real church, so you can stop acting
You sure are lippy and you claim to be Christian, but your ignorance of the Bible is staggering.

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Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?
Ecclesiastes 3:21
See that? The spirit of beasts goes into the earth, not up to Heaven. Get that through you fat skull please and move onto something else.



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Default Re: International Women's Day - 03-13-2013, 01:18 AM
is NOT a real church*
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Default Re: International Women's Day - 03-13-2013, 01:22 AM
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is NOT a real church*
Where do you base your claim, on because we follow the bible?

Come now, we all know why you are so angry. You have been lied to all your life, you have been told horrible lies about Jesus and the bible. However, we are not the right target. This is what's called "shoot the messanger", real culprits are the ones who fed you all those lies. As you have noticed, you haven't been able to support any of your claims by scipture while all we say is based firmly on the Holy bible. This is why Jesus send you here, so you could learn the truth about His words.

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Default Re: International Women's Day - 03-13-2013, 02:17 AM
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Why are you mad at me? It's God's opinion.
No, that's not God, those are the lies from a filthy fanatic, you don't love God, you love Satan disguised as God and a book that could be in fact a mix between God and the Devil
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Default Re: International Women's Day - 03-13-2013, 02:35 AM
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No, that's not God, those are the lies from a filthy fanatic, you don't love God, you love Satan disguised as God and a book that could be in fact a mix between God and the Devil
So let me get this straight. The King James Bible, the most respected bible version in the world, might be a mixture of "God and the Devil?"

And people ask me why I say that women probably don't have a soul....

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: International Women's Day - 03-13-2013, 02:38 AM
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...And people ask me why I say that women probably don't have a soul....
I'm wondering if she's ginger.

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Default Re: International Women's Day - 03-13-2013, 02:38 AM
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No, that's not God, those are the lies from a filthy fanatic, you don't love God, you love Satan disguised as God and a book that could be in fact a mix between God and the Devil
I think I've discovered your problem. You don't know the difference between good and evil. Let me clear this up for you:


GOD = GOOD




DEVIL = EVIL

Is that clearer? A handy trick for morons is to remember the the word GOD has one less O than GOOD and that the word DEVIL is just the word EVIL with the letter D in front of it.

Hope this helps!



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