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Using the Bible to Do Socialist Parody -
03-13-2013, 02:12 PM
Part of being a True Christian™ is having fun. I just laughed myself to the floor reading this preacher's parody of socialism using Noah.
I hope you get a laugh from it too:
http://www.christianpost.com/news/no...ernment-91660/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Using the Bible to Do Socialist Parody -
03-13-2013, 02:56 PM
Excellent find Mayor - and no doubt the socialists would try to blame God's righteous punishment of the flood on global warming. Then there is the socialist idea of "fairness" - they would demand that Noah build an Ark big enough to save everyone and enact legislation that would later be called "NoahCare".
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Descended from Rapes
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Re: Using the Bible to Do Socialist Parody -
03-13-2013, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Excellent find Mayor - and no doubt the socialists would try to blame God's righteous punishment of the flood on global warming. Then there is the socialist idea of "fairness" - they would demand that Noah build an Ark big enough to save everyone and enact legislation that would later be called "NoahCare".
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Noahboma care 
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Using the Bible to Do Socialist Parody -
03-14-2013, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
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That's another really funny one, Godfly. You are an excellent True Christian™ comedian. 
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Using the Bible to Do Socialist Parody -
03-14-2013, 03:46 AM
I am sick and tired of all these hippies trying to make it out that Jesus is some kind of a pink commie. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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