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Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
10-10-2007, 01:30 PM
Praise Jesus! After years of studying vile comic books (mostly published in Joo York City) and documenting all of the unGodly sodomites depicted in their pages, I finally have some good news to report. According to some magazine called "Harpers" (which I assume is published for devotees of harp collecting), the following list of comic book queers can be accounted for. And HALLELUJAH, most of them met their just reward; a violent, painful death.
I believe I'm going to have this list posted on all of the Sunday School classes starting this coming Sunday, and have it updated as time goes on. Let's all hope that the rest of these pervert comic books people meet a similar end and soon!
A list of homosexual comic-book characters and their fates
AMAZON: crippled, made a supervillain terrorist, electrocuted
APOLLO: gang-raped
BATWOMAN: revealed as a closeted lesbian, kidnapped, tortured; stabbed herself through the stomach with a sword
BLARNEY COCK: disemboweled, whereupon a gerbil crawled out of his anus
BLOKE: killed on first mission
NED CAMPBELL: slashed into bits after his wife finds him having sex with a male lover
CAPTAIN METROPOLIS: decapitated
CAPTAIN POWER: disfigured by an explosion, driven to insanity, murder
CHAIN: dead
KAROLINA DEAN, HULKING, & WICCAN: tortured while straight teammates were not
DESTINY: dead
DESTROYER: in the closet
FRENCHIE DUCHAMP: alcoholic, double-amputee; beaten nearly to death with his prosthetic leg
ELECTRO: realized he was a homosexual after a lengthy stint in prison
EL EXTRANO, “THE STRANGE ONE”: attacked by an AIDS vampire
FAUNA: dead
FREEDOM RING: finger sliced off; impaled on twenty-eight spikes, including one through the groin and anus
GREEN ARROW II/CONNOR HAWKE: made retroactively heterosexual
HOODED JUSTICE: murdered by teammate
ICE: murdered, last seen in hell
JARVIS: shot through the head, dead
JERICHO: impaled on his father’s sword
JETMAN: blackmailed by a villain who threatens to out him
KARMA: raped as a child, kidnapped, disfigured; later reappears but is too fat to move on her own
WALTER KASKO: killed in a botched gang-slaying
MADAME FATAL: dead; his funeral, attended by drag queens, is mocked
MIDNIGHTER: heart ripped out
MONSIEUR MALLAH & THE BRAIN: sadistic gorilla and disembodied brain in a jar; searching for a body for the Brain so they can consummate their love
MOONDRAGON: kidnapped, ear ripped off by a villain who makes her girlfriend deliver it to Moondragon’s father as a ransom note
NORTHSTAR: killed in three different realities, resurrected as a zombie assassin
OBSIDIAN: depowered, corrupted by his sexual strife, manipulated by dark forces, thwarted in an attempt to destroy the world, made a security guard for a team of heterosexual superheroes but not allowed to sit with them at the table
PHAT: dead
PIED PIPER: parents murdered by teammate
RAWHIDE KID: revealed he was only pretending to be gay
ROBIN: exposed as a villain; explained that his turn to the dark side was due to his unrequited love for Batman
SHATTERSTAR: rewritten as a heterosexual
SHOUT OUT: thumbs ripped off
SILHOUETTE: murdered, along with her lover, after being outed
SUNFIRE II: dead
ULTIMATE NORTHSTAR: shot at point-blank range, left to die
UNION JACK II: dead
WING: admitted crush to his mentor, who broke his arm and beat him; given a check for $750,000 and forced to leave his superhero group in dishonor
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
10-10-2007, 02:05 PM
I can't say as I remember many of these dead Homers Pastor Ezekiel, but I do remember sitting on my Uncles Lap and being read stories. Come to think of it, I had lots of Uncles.......................
This to me brings back terrible memories of those stinky Uncles and I hope this Comic Book Hero is rotting in Hell!!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
10-14-2007, 05:16 PM
There's also that awful liberal queer Prez Rickard. They had him fighting against patriots, for crying out loud!
More people should fight crippled villains, it'd be funny. But evil chess players have to be the least menacing villains I've ever heard of.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
10-14-2007, 06:03 PM
Good reading, but not a very comprehensive list. Most of the spandex wearing crime fighters are left off the list. What about Batman and Robin? I seem to remember the Bat-man suffering different fates.
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
10-14-2007, 08:11 PM
This is even scarier than the Hellyween threads.
Won't some kind Member come and take care of me?
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
12-05-2007, 08:44 PM
Karolina of the Runaways is still going strong, with her shapshifting, tranny boy/girlfriend alien Xavin. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Karolina.jpg obviously gay)
And Northstar is still alive.
Robin gay? I've read the wikipedia entry for all the mian Robins, and it never metions this.
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
01-09-2008, 01:40 AM
Discuss.
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
01-09-2008, 05:08 AM
Jesus is MY super hero!
Ack!
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
01-09-2008, 12:51 PM
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That is just blasphemey. You can't compare the only begotten son of God with Superman.
If they got into a fight Jesus would so kick Superman's ass!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
02-15-2008, 10:08 PM
Not the best list. A more complete one is here, but neglects to mention said fates but I bet there are more: http://www.gayleague.com/gay/characters/index.php
Surprisingly even this list leaves out the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
But what made me look this up is because I know the TCs would have a field day with one of the more recent gay couples at Marvel:
Hulkling: A halfbreed between two illegal alien races, Hulkling has the obscene power to shapeshift which he uses to please his lover:
Wiccan: Wickedan? hahahaha. Y'all will love this guy. He is gay, emo, and likes magic spells. Hat trick! Also, he changed his name from Ass Guardian.
Isaiah 45:6-7:
"...I am the LORD and there is none else. I form the light and create darkness. I make peace an create evil. I the LORD do all these things." (KJV)
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
02-15-2008, 11:48 PM
What makes you think you can come to the world's top True Christian™ website and post your cartoon pornography here? If you have something worthwhile to add to a discussion (your link was, surprisingly, a good list of characters to avoid, although I didn't find Spongebob on there), then do so, but please refrain from posting your own X-rated materials here. What you do on your own time is between you, God and the Department of Faith; we don't need to see it here.
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Re: Dead Comic Book Superhomers -
07-14-2014, 11:56 PM
Time to add one more to the list; Archie Andrews, who has long been known to be a queer himself, is going to be killed off forever in the next and final episode of " Archie Comics."
He's going to take a bullet for a fellow queer.
Isn't that a fine example for Christian America?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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