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12-30-2009, 07:17 AM
You are some of the most disgusting examples of Christians i have ever come across. When this little girl gets saved and stands by God on Judgement Day, and He looks at you and declares, "Depart from Me, ye that work iniquity. I never even knew you". Then He looks at her and says, "Enter in to My rest".
You're gonna feel pretty bad then won't you.
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12-30-2009, 07:20 AM
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If you claim to be a Christian, but then fail to properly capitalize His name and the religion founded in His name, then you have little credibility here on God's favorite forum.
If you claim to attend a "church" that is presided over by a "priest," then that means you are a filthy Mary-worshiping papist. That means you have zero credibility here.
If you feel that our Church Doctrines have gotten God's Holy Word wrong in some way, by all means start a new thread and post the relevant Scripture.
KJV only, of course.
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Do you really think this is the way a Christian should act?
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12-30-2009, 07:48 AM
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You are some of the most disgusting examples of Christians i have ever come across. When this little girl gets saved and stands by God on Judgement Day, and He looks at you and declares, "Depart from Me, ye that work iniquity. I never even knew you". Then He looks at her and says, "Enter in to My rest".
You're gonna feel pretty bad then won't you.
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Hi. I'm not a member of the Landover church, in fact I disagree with a lot of what they teach.
But I have to say that you disgust me. People like you are a disgrace to the name of Christianity. "falsemesagebeliever", don't you realize God loves everyone? Don't you realize there is no such thing as hell? Don't you realize that you are not allowed to judge anyone ever for any reason whatsoever?
How can you stand here and damn the people of Landover to an eternity of hell? Who do you think you are? You sound very cruel and sadistic, and any rate. I'll be praying for you. Jesus is crying in heaven from seeing your hatred.
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12-30-2009, 07:50 AM
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Don't you realize that you are not allowed to judge anyone ever for any reason whatsoever?
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Really? Ever?
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12-30-2009, 08:00 AM
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Do you really think this is the way a Christian should act?
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Absolutely.
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2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.
2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-08-2010, 07:07 AM
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You call yourself a Christian and yet you think we have no right to judge others? Have you actually read a Bible, young lady?
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
Those are pretty clear commandments telling us we can and should judge others, don't you think? I know you're not really a Christian because nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the Bible does it say we cannot judge others at all. The Bible does make it clear that there are rules we must follow when judging others (judging righteously, don't judge hypocritically, etc.) but there's no prohibition against judging whatsoever, like you seem to attest.
I highly advise you to go back and start reading the Bible before you make false statements saying you are a Christian.
Oh, and since you're a goth, you've also conveniently forgot 1 Thes. 5:22 "Abstain from all appearance of evil."
And finally, you confuse "appeasing enemies" with "seeking peace". Giving up our first-strike capability to Russia, bowing before the king of a nation that provided the vast majority of 9/11 hijackers, and using futile "diplomatic talks" to give a nation which considers us "the Great Satan" more time to build nuclear weapons is hardly seeking peace, wouldn't you agree?
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You think you're being a good Christian by going "Oh she's goth, I can't associate with you"
When, If you actually read the Bible, like I'm assuming you have, you would have noted Joshua chapter 6, where God looks past what the harlot, Rahab has done in the past, and uses her for his work.
And beside that, how can you even tell shes a hoe? Just because shes goth. Maybe none of you freaks witnessed to her, and she never heard about Christ. So she turned to goth.
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01-08-2010, 07:29 AM
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I thought The Adams Family went off the air years ago????
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01-08-2010, 01:37 PM
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I wonder what effect this picture would have were I to have the ability to show it to the members of our first Continental Congress and say, "Here lies your future presidency". What comments would John Adams, George Washington, or Thomas Jefferson have? What would Abraham Lincoln say?
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01-08-2010, 08:28 PM
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HAHAHAHA and you call these girls goths? Or even sluts? You sir, have some serious wrong ideas about sluts and goths.
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01-08-2010, 08:36 PM
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Maybe none of you freaks witnessed to her, and she never heard about Christ.
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It's the daughters of the Spanish prime minister. Do you really think they have never heard about Jesus?
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01-08-2010, 08:50 PM
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HAHAHAHA and you call these girls goths? Or even sluts? You sir, have some serious wrong ideas about sluts and goths.
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Look at the filthy, unsaved harlot on the left. She is wearing all black as a rebellion against society and a mockery of God. The pendant around her neck is a satanic symbol, probably designed to focus the devil's demonic powers. The spiked bands on her wrists are a mockery of the crucifiction of Jesus. She probably uses them as weapons to attack innocent True Christians. Note her poor posture and devilish smile. It is obvious that she is in leage with the devil.
Now, let's turn our attention to the one on the right. Her blank stare and overly relaxed features indicate that she is posessed by a demon. She, too, is wearing all black, which again is a symbol of rebellion and a mockery of God. These two young women have gone astray. It is obvious that they are not True Christians and will be eternally damned to the firey pits of hell. Oh yeah, and all women who are not True Christians are sluts. That's a well-known fact.
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01-15-2010, 04:28 PM
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This is fine, as unlike everyone here, he isnt racist scum.
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Re: Obama poses with foreign teenage goth sluts! -
01-17-2010, 03:28 AM
All Hail JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01-19-2010, 10:23 PM
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How did you know they were nubile?
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01-19-2010, 10:27 PM
It's a little obvious... are those 'things' going to be betrothed? I think not.
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02-08-2010, 12:03 AM
My Jesus protect my eyes!
It seems that Obama has succumbed to havin' his picture taken with succubi masquerading as teen-aged goths. These devils should learn their place!
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2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
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02-08-2010, 01:07 AM
Obama shouldn't have been elected as president! George W. Bush would have surely been the best choice!
That nigga won't ever understand what it means like to govern such a great nation as the US is!
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02-08-2010, 01:34 PM
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That nigga...
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No need to be racist, child. We aren't racist around here.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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08-06-2010, 12:17 AM
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No need to be racist, child. We aren't racist around here.
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Yes of course, were not racist here but we call woman sluts, so we are just sexist
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Re: Obama poses with foreign teenage goth sluts! -
08-06-2010, 01:42 AM
That is horrible. How could he mock the position of President. What is next, will he be using the Goths as Presidential advisors.
Acts 8:11 And to him they had regard, because that of long time he had bewitched them with sorceries
Daniel 2:2 Then the king commanded to call the magicians, and the astrologers, and the sorcerers, and the Chaldeans, for to shew the king his dreams. So they came and stood before the king.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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