I always suspected this. There are WAY too many homers in the world. It wasn't like this before. When I was young, you barely knew one or two. Of those two, one was just pretending to spit in the face of The Baby Jesus.
Today the world is
awash with them. You can't swing a dead cat without some effete voice going "mind your pussy darling!".
And now we know why: scientists are training people to adopt the gay deathstyle, and very soon they will actually use 3D printers to create gays.
Don't believe me? Look at this picture:
This picture was taken by the DOF and sent to LBC for further analysis. We think that this "controller" will soon replace the "Wii" as the most popular one.
These are end times my friends.