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Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 02:34 PM
Once in a while, people ask me, "Mayor, why don't we put up a great big statue of Jesus? That way, people would understand how much we love him."
Now, I appreciate Freehold citizens who want our City to express its love for Jesus. That said, we need to look to God for guidance.
God routinely strikes these statues with lightening. He doesn't like them. We can't understand God's thinking all the time, but His view about Jesus statues is clear.
First he set the Touch-Down Jesus on fire in Ohio a couple of years ago. Now, he has hit the tall Jesus in Brazil. That is why there is no Jesus statue in Freehold.
http://www.christianpost.com/buzzvin...-video-113148/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 02:54 PM
Could it have something to do with Leviticus 26:1, Mr Mayor, Sir?
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the Lord your God.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 03:33 PM
Friends, I am convinced that those "large statues" are irritating God in a big way.
Those Brazileans made one of 125ft. Great, cool, but... why not 126ft? Or 130? Or even 150ft?
But.
Why stop there?
Is Jesus so unimportant that it's OK to have statues of Him that are smaller than the Eiffel tower?
Really Friends?
So, we could build one that is at least a 1000 ft. YES! That is, if we really think that comparing HIM to some-french-scrapyard-experiment-gone-wrong makes sense. Why not 5 times larger? 10 times?
Why not so large that He would feel all the space in Freehold? (which would not leave room for His Favorite People BTW ).
You guessed it. It doesn't make sense. And God doesn't approve. End of.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
Could it have something to do with Leviticus 26:1, Mr Mayor, Sir?
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the Lord your God.
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I think you are VERY correct, Mrs. Attila. God does not like graven images, golden or steel.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 03:38 PM
I did some research. The statue in rio is build by cathlics.
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
I did some research. The statue in rio is build by cathlics.
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That would explain why they use lightning rods. They trust their pagan cracker sacrifices before the Word of God.
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
That would explain why they use lightning rods. They trust their pagan cracker sacrifices before the Word of God.
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Talk about inconsistant Catlick thinking. "Let's put up a statue of Jesus that God does not like. Then, to keep God from destroying it, lets put on lightening rods."
Maybe the should just put a chair up there on Jesus' head. Then the Pope would sit in it during a thunder storm. We would find out if the Pope has a REAL connection with God.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 06:02 PM
It is the graven images; the pictures and statues of saints, that let any Christian, even one who has never heard of the Roman church, know that religion is a nest of idolatrous heathens pretending to be Christians, though many of the wretches likely don't even know they aren't really Christians or even what a Christian is.
They are no different from the Hindus worshipping statues of elephants or Buddhists praying to a golden Buddha. They might as well be Mohamedans praying to a black rock as they march around it.
All these will have their place in the Lake of Fire. There's always plenty of room in Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Once in a while, people ask me, "Mayor, why don't we put up a great big statue of Jesus? That way, people would understand how much we love him."
Now, I appreciate Freehold citizens who want our City to express its love for Jesus. That said, we need to look to God for guidance.
God routinely strikes these statues with lightening. He doesn't like them. We can't understand God's thinking all the time, but His view about Jesus statues is clear.
First he set the Touch-Down Jesus on fire in Ohio a couple of years ago. Now, he has hit the tall Jesus in Brazil. That is why there is no Jesus statue in Freehold.
http://www.christianpost.com/buzzvin...-video-113148/
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What if we had one constructed out of rubber? Something that wouldn't attract lightening.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
What if we had one constructed out of rubber? Something that wouldn't attract lightening.
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What attracts lightning is GOD's wrath and what directs it is GOD's will, what good would rubber do?
Exodus 19:16
And it came to pass on the third day in the morning, that there were thunders and lightnings, and a thick cloud upon the mount, and the voice of the trumpet exceeding loud; so that all the people that was in the camp trembled.
PRAISE THE LORD!
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
What if we had one constructed out of rubber? Something that wouldn't attract lightening.
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Like a hundred foot tall Jesus shaped dildo?
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
Like a hundred foot tall Jesus shaped dildo?
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What kind of a pervert could imagine a JESUS dildo?
And how dare you to twist the good Pastor's words in such despicable ways.
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-23-2014, 11:52 PM
How tall is the plastic Jesus at the Landover Baptist Church?
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-24-2014, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
How tall is the plastic Jesus at the Landover Baptist Church?
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The link here has a slide show that pictures the other plastic Jesus' in our County. Our plastic Jesus is only the third largest, so small God does not find it idolatry.
http://www.stanthonydsm.org/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-24-2014, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeFromBrains
Like a hundred foot tall Jesus shaped dildo?
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Hello Landover Baptist Church.
I did not know what a Jesus shaped dildo was so I put Jesus shaped dildo in the Google and do not do an image search on that it will make you sad and confused.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-24-2014, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Russell Holbeck
Hello Landover Baptist Church.
I did not know what a Jesus shaped dildo was so I put Jesus shaped dildo in the Google and do not do an image search on that it will make you sad and confused.
Thank you.
Rusty
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I cannot believe it!
7 1/2 inches of silicon blasphemy!!!
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-25-2014, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by see_the_light
I cannot believe it!
7 1/2 inches of silicon blasphemy!!!...
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That all??
Ron Jeremy wins again!
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Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus. -
01-25-2014, 03:32 AM
Only countries filled with Mexicans like Brazil have giant Jesus statues. If we got one in Freehold we might as well start wearing sombreros, driving low riders and taking siestas during the most profitable time of day. In my opinion we have too many Mexicans as it is. Pastor Zeke's charitable project to train the next Menudo has tripled the number of young hairless Mexican boys in town and required us to hire more police. If we built a giant Jesus we might as well change the sign at the border from "Freehold, unsaved unwelcome!" To "Des Moines, the Mexico of Iowa."
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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